To commemorate the passing of a beloved pet, Kyle's girlfriend, Morgan, has agreed to perform a pagan ritual on the night of the new moon. Unfortunately, accidents happen and things take a turn for the worse. As a result, Kyle finds himself irrevocably altered and now the household has a direct line to the Egyptian pantheon! How will Kyle and Morgan navigate the obstacles of modern life shadowed by a pair of feline goddesses? How will their relationship adapt to the changes in Kyle's body? And why is there a baboon peeking in the second-story window?!