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I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.
I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.
i keep a dollop of toothpaste in my mouth at all times. i do not swallow nor spit it out, even during meals. i ingest it in the morning and toss it across my oral cavity without rest. it is only when night time arrives when I release the toothpaste from my mouth. i keep it in a locket hung around my neck so that I don't forget to ingest it tomorrow morning again.
What if you're licking a vagina?
@SilvoidVorstellung many fishes in the sea, and with the wealth of niche fetishes, there's GOTTA be one that's into toothpaste sustainability play AND looks hot too
you need some help
@melbisbelbis the last time someone tried that the help needed help instead
If you drink laundry detergent, you can start exercising to sweat it out and clean the shirt you're wearing at the same time
You changed your avi?
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Yes, ma'am. Indeed, it has been changed.
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Six Hours
i hope that means a new chapter is coming
Ash Ketchum Vlogs: Pikachu Gets Tetanus After Fighting Elderly Skarmory
Pokémon born from WHAT NOW
Phantump, or something like that.
The spirits of dead children lost in the forest inhabit a tree stump.
It evolves into Trevenant.
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The last time I checked there used to be a God
Where is He now
WHERE IS HE
There's another ghost-type pokemon that is an abandoned toy possessed by evil spirits that is forever looking for its original owner. That one evolves into Banette. I forget the name of the prevolution.
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I realized my shitty traffic is probably contributed to the fact that I post at the busiest hour of the site, and that the algorithm only put me on recent releases hours after the rush hour dies down.
basically you can start expecting releases in Eastern Time evenings
ya boi's got a train to catch and it's called CLOUT
Then post earlier ^^
no matter how much i argue people still think i wrote this story only because Beastars became a thing. i admit, it did serve as referential inspiration but jesus, the timing is just my fucken luck
i've been working on this two years ago i swear i'm not copying Paru Itakagi's homework-
I mean, if people are that bothered, then how about all of the villainess otome game novels that get written? Or the VRMMORPG novels where the protagonist gets transported to an actual world based on the game?
Don't let their comments get you down.
Think of it this way, great minds think alike, for your chosen genre of story.
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@Nahrenne Well, shit. Hopefully the others think of this way as well.
dont worry too much about it. Your story is amazing and has a completely different flavor than beastars
Bears are very possessive of their possessions. If you were to get cornered by a bear, use your animal linguistic degree and propose on the spot. You might find yourself a very reliable bodyguard. Downside, you can't get a wife/husband anymore, or friends at that matter, so check the bear's groin before you commit to a lifelong decision.
I'm also 2.1k words in on the next chapter I'm not slacking I swear
fun fact: female hyenas has clitoris so big they're technically penises. In order to have sexual intercourse they have to pull the clit back in and form a vagina.
quarantine had done something to me
It's not bad. It just proves your special erudition, is all.
@Yorda my motto is to be honest. The worst thing I could ever do is lie in my shitposts. I may be doubted in real life, but in the internet is where my shlong, dong and bong shines in its exposed glory.
Hmmm. Well then, what did the quarantine do to you? I can't tell the difference immediately.
before quarantine I never knew about special animal sex facts. during quarantine I've started researching on special animal sex facts, all because a stray cat in the alley behind my house meowed seductively one night
So I had two scenes planned for one chapter, but since it's gonna risk a word count reaching up to five-figures starting with 2, I'm gonna take a gamble:
If the first scene breaks 7k words, then that scene gets a chapter of its own. If not, then I'm probably gonna break my own word count record for a chapter.
as long as the chapter comes out quickly anything is fine :3
I'm rushing as much as possible while keeping up with the quality. Don't wanna end up chasing deadlines like some number-grubbing view-count whore.
If you ever get to take a cute animal chick home, don't take a lioness. I condone healthy sexual relationships but mating 50 times a day is something I don't recommend.
there are worse options, like the mouse that mates until it dies from exhaustion
At least you, as a human, can overpower the mouse and wait until it dies instead. I'm talking about a full lioness. A god damn pride of lionessess. 50 ejaculations X 6 - 7 lionesses in a group.
It's no orgy but a god damn suicide pact.
kill yourself to flex on Wuhan
i will do something to you. i don't know what i'll do but you better damn expect it to be something
on Jah i will stab you with my insulin don't fuck with me
im fluent in over sixty million forms of advanced procrastination
These cube people. Or boxes. What kind of world do they live in?
Your world, their world- does it matter?
To these beings, whatever world they live in is irrelevant. They simply be at the moment and let the time pass. Life is too short and fragile to be worrying such unimportant questions.
To cubes, living is enough. As long as six surfaces stay flat, that would be all they ever want.
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I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.
I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.
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