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I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.

I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.

https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/i-turn-minecraft-mobs-into-women-and-lads-and-what-have-you-ft-my-onset-schizophrenia.7538/

BenJepheneT · · Author · Jul 12, 2021

i keep a dollop of toothpaste in my mouth at all times. i do not swallow nor spit it out, even during meals. i ingest it in the morning and toss it across my oral cavity without rest. it is only when night time arrives when I release the toothpaste from my mouth. i keep it in a locket hung around my neck so that I don't forget to ingest it tomorrow morning again.

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SilvoidVorstellung · Aug 22, 2021

What if you're licking a vagina?

BenJepheneT · Author · Aug 25, 2021

@SilvoidVorstellung many fishes in the sea, and with the wealth of niche fetishes, there's GOTTA be one that's into toothpaste sustainability play AND looks hot too

melbisbelbis · Aug 25, 2021

you need some help

BenJepheneT · Author · Aug 25, 2021

@melbisbelbis the last time someone tried that the help needed help instead

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 16, 2020

I'm staying the fuck off Twitter. I just get irrationally angry whenever I get on it.

Nahrenne · Jun 16, 2020

*huggles*

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drakensji · Jun 16, 2020

i only made a twitter account to send supportive messages to an author that was more popular abroad than in japan, other than that i dint really touch twitter. Is it so easy to see things that piss you off?

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 17, 2020

@drakensji if you follow the wrong crowd and start seeing hivemind groupthinks, then yes

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 14, 2020

I'm not even playing my video games anymore. I just have my have my game folder out and I start reading through manga.

drakensji · Jun 14, 2020

I also read far more than i play. Though many times i wish i had the magical ability to do both at the same time (as well as work) 

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 13, 2020

I'm doing at least 500 words per day. It may be shorter than most guys but it gives me time and freedom to think more about the way I articulate the words and shit. It even gives me a sense of satisfaction when I go over and just blast out 1000+ words.

In other words, I'm lazy.

Nahrenne · Jun 13, 2020

Any progress is good progress!

\o/

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drakensji · Jun 13, 2020

Are you challenging me? The king of laziness? 

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 12, 2020

they only just revealed the new Rachet and Clank and THERE'S PORN ALREADY HOW HOW HOW

drakensji · Jun 12, 2020

Since there is already an established fan base of ratchet and clank with a few porn artists among them, they just needed to take a look and then start working. New games/stories require that the porn artist first become interested in the story and characters before getting to work

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 12, 2020

IT'S LITERALLY YESTERDAY WHAT THE FUCK

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 10, 2020

I was about to shill Caninstincts on the forums but I decided to hit one more chapter before I formally heavy-promote my shit to the masses.

So now I have the excitement for a potential influx of readers and the expectation of setting my latest chapter for something exciting, all resting on my current WIP chapter.

Basically, expect something sooner than usual.

drakensji · Jun 10, 2020

Yay! Hit us with the new chapter about Shiro's undeserved suffering! 

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 9, 2020

after being blown up once, you'd think the First Order would learn from the Empire's mistake and secure the exhaust pipe of nuDeath Star

yes this is a nuStar Wars rant and how creatively bankrupt it is

drakensji · Jun 9, 2020

Nu? 

Nahrenne · Jun 9, 2020

Correction, BenBen: Disney Fanfic of Star Wars.

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weakwithwords · Jun 9, 2020

Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a fanfic.

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 9, 2020

"no, mom, you don't understand, i need to know why don cheadle's net worth left his family in tears, i need to know how this man bought a mansion at 18 years old-"

drakensji · Jun 9, 2020

Cheadle is such a suspicious name

weakwithwords · Jun 9, 2020

Sounds like Wuthering Heights.

Don do this. Don do that.

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 8, 2020

have you seen a building demolition? they don't just blow up or fall apart. they deform like rubber or jelly and just crush upon themselves.

very relaxing, for some reason.

weakwithwords · Jun 8, 2020

I can't recall if it was a manga, anime, or documentary where I saw an expert explain how the placing and strength of explosives were calculated so that the structure does not topple over, possibly hitting other still healthy buildings, and instead folds straight down.  Like dominoes.

drakensji · Jun 8, 2020

Ive seen a few videos. There seemed to be a lot of smoke

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 5, 2020

either it's 6 hours or 18 hours from now. either way, expect something

Nahrenne · Jun 5, 2020

A huggle?

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drakensji · Jun 5, 2020

Like what? Rain? XD

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 5, 2020

If that's what you expect from me I recommend being a bit more disappointed and expect something a little more depressing

Nahrenne · Jun 5, 2020

A sad huggle?

\(QwQ)/

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BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 4, 2020

"alright i brought these clown vision goggles hope it works"

"everything looks exactly the same"

weakwithwords · Jun 4, 2020

Damn.  You made me look.

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 2, 2020

it's a clown world out there, isn't it?

drakensji · Jun 2, 2020

i dunno, it seems less colourful than that

BenJepheneT · Author · May 31, 2020

alright so 9.5 might take a longer while than usual. totally my fault. i installed GTA IV on Monday and since then, well,

Let's just say Liberty City was more addictive than I initially thought.

drakensji · May 31, 2020

The more you play the faster it will burn out

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 1, 2020

the more i play the more i progress the more content i unlock the more dialogue option there is the more reason i WANT TO PLAY

FUCK ME ROCKSTAR IS REALLY GOOD AT MAKING GAMES

BenJepheneT · Author · May 24, 2020

and now for your scheduled MK ULTRA

read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct read Caninstinct

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drakensji · May 24, 2020

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ChronicleCrawler · May 28, 2020

Damn man, I thought you were a seller of something shouting out his goods. Anyway, I'll read it.clear.png 

BenJepheneT · Author · May 28, 2020

Holy fucking shit it worked

weakwithwords · May 31, 2020

Misread that as 9 chapters per hour.

With the typical 60 wpm, that would still be around 400 words per chapter.  I now wonder why I even got chaika-shocked.

BenJepheneT · Author · May 20, 2020

cashed in nearly 8k words. if it goes well i may be able to pump out a chapter AND a .5 along with it this weekend

provided that i stay away from my game folder

weakwithwords · May 20, 2020

Isn't your game folder a mimic?  It will try to byte if you do not give it enough attention.

Ah, I miss the days when I was already satisfied reading a chapter of Dungeon Meshi.

drakensji · May 20, 2020

Thanks for the hard work! Hope the chapters come out soon ^^

drakensji · May 24, 2020

How's the chapter coming along? 

BenJepheneT · Author · May 24, 2020

Alright @drakensji around 3 hours, since you're asking

BenJepheneT · Author · May 10, 2020

been in some sort of a rut lately. my favourite game just nerfed my favourite loadout; i suddenly lost all interest in gaming; my favourite mangas aren't getting updates; this fucken meme virus--

but hey, I managed to write a lot today so that cancels everything out

drakensji · May 10, 2020

What game? I also haven't been feeling much interest in gaming, even though i have plenty of games to play. T.T

Thanks for writing! Reading is my favorite hobby and pretty much the only thing im doing these days so im happy for every new chapter. 

Hope the rut goes away soon (but don't stop writing pls) 

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    I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.

    I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.

    https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/i-turn-minecraft-mobs-into-women-and-lads-and-what-have-you-ft-my-onset-schizophrenia.7538/

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