This ain't actually my original idea. I just find some funny post from a movie subreddit, titled 'why do people want realism in fiction' iirc. One of the posters said something about, it won't be funny if Spiderman get bitten by a radioactive spider and died of cancer.

I was like: you serious? It's funny as hell.

I rephrased his thoughts and wrote this chapter (although the change wasn't much).

...and there you have it.