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This chapter is stupid.

...but you probably came here for this stupidity.

"So, System—can you help me a bit?"

[I swear you're up to no good.]

"Will it work or not?"

[Let's just try.]

I spent the entire day trading the potato back and forth with the System. At some point, I could automate the trading and finally sleep.

Eventually, it reached the max level.

Fuck yeah.

[Why does it have to be a potato?]

"Tossing hot potatoes around is quite iconic, don't you think?"

It went silent.

I guess my reasoning was just that awesome.

==

I went to the Merchant's Guild after having breakfast.

To the receptionist lady, I handed her a gold coin.

"I'd like to buy the entire Merchant's Guild, please."

An old man popped below the counter, and yelled:

"Deal!"

What the fuck.

==

Learned Skill

[Trading] – Max Level

[Now that you own the entire Merchant's Guild, what do you want?]

"I'd like to clean the sewers."

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