“ So you can convert the $1 kitten treat into $10. But it gets split 50-50 with me and you?”
[ Yes! That is my special ability master.]
I can’t believe I have to split my earnings with my pet. Shouldn’t the owner get 100% of the money?
“ Okay so can you eat and convert $1,000,000 worth of kitten treats to make $10,000,000.”
[ My ability can be used once per day. Don’t be so rude master, I deserve money too. Also that 1 gold coin that dropped in front of you, was mine.]
Right, our thoughts were connected but why can’t I hear hers?
So if my useless kitten makes me $5/day.
It would take me 1,000,000 / 5 = 200,000 days.
200,000 days / 365 days in a year = ????
I need a calculator. It’s hard to mentally calculate how long it would take me to get my first woman.
Open Shop.
| Money: | $5 | |
| Calculators: | Cost: | Description: |
| Addition only | $10 | Useless. |
| Subtraction only | $10 | Useless. |
| Multiplication only | $25 | Somewhat Useless. |
| Division only | $25 | Somewhat Useless. |
| Basic Calculator | $100 | Good starting item. |
| Scientific Calculator | $8,000 | Are you a scientist? |
| Graphing Calculator | $60,000 | Only engineers need this. |
I’m so poor. Why can’t I even buy a calculator? Why is everything so expensive? At this rate, my dick is going to become drier than the Sahara Desert. Please purgatory world, show me the way of getting a woman as soon as possible.
[ Master please stop ignoring me, I need more belly rubs.]
- You have received $500,000 from your Useless Kitten.
“ Oh my god! Thank you my cute kitten! Here are some more nice belly rubs!”
- Your Useless Kitten has canceled the transaction. You have lost $500,000.
“ What are you doing?”
[ Showing you how to respect me of course.]
This sassy kitten. Why the hell is she like this?
“ You know if I get a woman in here, she will give you belly rubs too right?”
[... oh yeah that can happen too.]
“ Wait you never thought it wouldn’t happen?”
[ I was worried that you wouldn’t give me any more of your love and affection master.]
“ I will never abandon you. So will you help me make money and get me a woman?”
[ I guess. There is also a cheaper shop menu.]
“ Please show me.”
[ Unlike the official shop where everything is legit. You can also buy things from the other purgatory worlds. Here take a look.]
[ Open Free Shop.]
The endless list of infinite things once again expands in my view, filling up like a screen. I instantly look for the hot women section. Huh, this advert.
- Hot Females! Only $1,000! Only 1 Left, Buy Now!
“ My cute kitten please buy me this. I promise I will pay you back.”
[ It looks like a scam, so no.]
“ Please! She will give you belly rubs too!”
[ Then if you’re wrong, you will have to give me lots of belly rubs for another 2 days again.]
“Deal.”
- Your Useless Kitten has bought you a $1000 Hot Female from the Free Shop.
... is it a trap?
Man, I hope there's a clear reason why that kitten become the pet of creator of the purgatory, and how she get all the knowledge about the purgatory.
There is scam shop too? Lolol
Yes, anyone can sell anything they want in the Free Shop. There are a lot of scammers selling stuff on it. You have to be careful.
My god this guy makes isekai protags seem like geniuses.