The moment Yuna reappeared in her living room, someone tackled her to the ground and before she could say a single word, they locked their lips with hers. A few seconds later, the person who just kissed her, Hinata, lifted up her head with a thoughtful expression on her face.
"Haha, I missed you as well, Hinata, but I certainly didn't expect you to attack me the moment I return."
Hinata, however, didn't answer Yuna and instead licked her lips while thinking about something. Moments later, a frown appeared on her face and she glared at Yuna.
"I knew it, you kissed someone else!"
When Anko, who was in the room as well, heard Hinata's accusation, she couldn't help but look at Hinata a little bit dumbfounded.
'Did she figure that out by taste? Is that even possible? Somehow Hinata seems to be developing more and more strange skills that have something to do with Yuna.'
Yuna, who was currently being glared at by Hinata could only smile wryly and shake her head in defeat.
"Correct, I found someone likable in the Land of Water."
Hinata gnashed her teeth, as her glare got even more intense. Yuna wasn't gone for that long and yet she somehow managed to pick up a new woman in that short period of time. Hinata wanted to prevent Yuna from collecting more women, but there really wasn't much she could do when all Yuna needed was a short meeting to make them like her.
"Who is it, and why didn't you bring her with you?"
Although Yuna didn't like being interrogated like this, Hinata's glare while she was jealous was especially cute, so she let it slip for now. Additionally, Hinata was still sitting on Yuna's stomach, so Yuna was currently enjoying the feeling of Hinata's butt on her stomach.
"Mei Terumi is her name, and she stayed in Kirigakure because she has to take over the position of Mizukage after I killed the previous one. Are you satisfied with that answer, Officer Hinata?"
Hinata didn't even notice how Yuna called her and instead tried to remember who Mei Terumi was. She had heard the name before but she wasn't entirely sure if she was thinking of the correct person. As for Yuna killing the Mizukage and Mei becoming the next one, she couldn't care less. Yuna always did outrageous things and Hinata had stopped being surprised by them for quite a while now.
Anko, on the other hand, had no clue who Mei was, so she had a very important question to ask.
"Is she hot?"
Instead of answering, Yuna only gave her a thumbs-up.
"Nice!"
Hinata, who was still sitting on the recently tackled Yuna glared at Anko for derailing the conversation, which only resulted in Anko giving her a smirk. After a few more seconds of glaring, Hinata refocused her eyes back on Yuna.
"Why and how did this happen?"
"Well, she wanted to tease me by allowing me to kiss her while her lips were coated with her lava style, so I kissed her while using my ice style to counterattack. Long story short, she became addicted to my kisses, so we had a few more. Well, that was the "how", as for the "why"...She is a nice person and she is hot, so my body moved on its own, hehe."
Hinata could only groan when she heard Yuna's story, while Anko chuckled a little. That story was very "Yuna". Short, concise, and completely absurd. Hinata really wanted to get angry at Yuna but knew that it would be rather unreasonable to do so. She knew what kind of person Yuna was and she also knew about Yuna's goal of having a big harem. It was not like Yuna hid these things from her, but she still felt annoyed by Yuna actually going through with it.
"Does she know about Anko and me?"
When Yuna heard Hinata's question, she started pondering about it immediately. She honestly wasn't sure about that. Although her relationship with Hinata and Anko wasn't exactly a secret, she somewhat doubted that someone from Kirigakure would actually know about it if that person hadn't explicitly gathered information about her.
"I don't think she does, but after what happened in the Land of Water, I am pretty sure that she will find about you two rather soon. We are no longer hiding our relationship after all and we aren't exactly subtle about it either."
Although Hinata blushed a little when she heard the last part of Yuna's sentence, she still nodded her head in understanding and asked the question she deemed the most important, despite already having a good idea about the answer.
"And what will you do when Mei doesn't want to join us and wants you all for herself?"
Yuna couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard Hinata's question.
"Isn't that obvious? If she doesn't want to, then I will try to convince her of the opposite and if that doesn't work out, then I will just forget about her."
Hinata was pretty sure that Yuna would answer like that, but actually hearing it out of her mouth instantly improved Hinata's mood. The relationship she had with Hinata and Anko was much more important to Yuna than the newly created one between her and Mei.
"By the way, Hinata. I am not complaining or anything like that and the feeling of your butt pressing into me is rather nice as well, but I wonder for how long you plan to "ride" me like this."
"Ohh! As expected. I wasn't the only one that felt like Hinata's current position looks like the cowgirl position."
At first, Hinata was slightly confused by Yuna's words, but when she heard what Anko said, she finally realized that she was sitting on Yuna the whole time.
She stood up from her current position with lightning speed and a crimson red blush on her face, but before she could say anything, Yuna started speaking again.
"Haha, don't worry about it, Hinata. As I said, the feeling was rather comfortable and I wouldn't mind going for a while longer. I felt like all my sore muscles were healed from the comfortable feeling."
"Haha, I heard about feet massage, but to think there would be a butt massage. Maybe I should give it a try as well."
The more Yuna and Anko talked, the redder Hinata's face became, and although she knew that they were just teasing her, her embarrassment still went over the limit and she had to leave the room while steam was threatening to come out of her ears.
The moment Hinata was out of the room, Yuna and Anko nodded at each other with a smirk on their face. Both of them started talking at the same time.
""Embarrassed Hinata is still the cutest.""
For your predicament, why not do a 'training arc' (time skip)?
If you did the age change her progress wouldn't be as impressive nor would she improve as she should have. It would be a bit jarring as well.
If you did the time skip on the other hand, you could put in anything that you wanted to without much hassle or explanation and you could even give narutos harem an increase in power.
Also in the first chapters you said she had many children, grand children and great grand children but here she seems like she's always been lesbian, maybe elaborate on that a bit too since its a bit confusing? You could put a seal or jutsu in for conception in later for children since people will feel a little bad not giving her kids later on.
You are at the time period for a time skip. Just skip to events as they happen, maybe a few chapters for a specific event every few months or year if needed.
The Naruto timeline has no major events for three years anyways... And from there to the end of the 4th war is another two years anyway - which can also be extended if you want.
Just arbitrarily raising their ages when you have a perfectly fine alternative feels like it would cause issues this far into the story.
Woahh thats brilliant idea !! Time skip for training arc is much better
I agree, just do a time skip instead of messing with everyones ages pre this point. I mean, nothing SPICY has actually happened yet, ive read stories with full blown s*x before 16 on here, so it cant be THAT bad.
she did talk abaut not minding d*cks as long as it was on a girl
@shillbear it is still verbal joke, not a big deal
It's called cultivation fully functional futa potion/pill
@Azaira I personally hate time skips, and people should stop obsessing over the original timeline. There is no good reason for Yuna to just ignore Khonaha's enemies for 3 years while she goes on a training journey she doesn't need.
Further, just increasing the graduation age is a perfectly reasonable solution. I've seen it used in other fanfictions before. Sure it feels jarring at first, but it actually makes a lot more sense than 12 year olds doing the things they do in the series. Really, other than a few slice-of-life scenes the characters in Naruto have never acted or been treated like 12 year olds.
@shillbear girl in body, or girl in mindset/appearance/disposition? Would Yuna f*ck a trap?
@Seipherwood Just because the rule might be poorly enforced, doesn't mean it isn't a rule. It would be better to avoid the risk of running afoul of this particular rule. It's one of the few rules that overlaps with real world laws. In some parts of the world you can be prosecuted for writing such a story. This is one area where even liberal countries have rather tough laws, and freedom of speech is ignored.
@Toralk
How did you make it this far into the story then? There are already plenty of time skips up to this point.
As for ages? The younger they are, the better they can adapt, the more they can be taught, the faster they learn, etc - there are far too many reasons to put them out there before adulthood when morals are only a thing civilians think about.
Seriously, the Naruto verse is messed up on every level, and Canon shows glimpses of this almost everywhere. Apparently, the only issue people have with that is age though? But really, I'm not here for s*x scenes anyways.
@Azaira I guess rather than time skips I should have said I hate MCs wasting years doing nothing really urgent when there's so much good they could do right now. She's already fighting some of the worlds top powerhouses, years of training would just make her so strong even fighting Madara would be anti-climactic.
As for the advantages of child soldiers, I guess there are some, but so what? This is a mostly lighthearted comedy. Why ruin that dwelling on the most depressing parts of the Naruto universe?
@0xFFF1 honestly its a little hard to tell but if i were to say from my understanding so is yuna attracted to femininity rather than girl or boy so she might consider a very feminine boy a worthy target but again I do not have the information to really say one or the other for i all know she just grew a d*ck on a girl and would not ever touch a male no matter how feminine he is
@Toralk she is aiming for peak in the universe so Madara isn't supposed to be a super hard fight in the first place.
@Toralk The only advantage to child soldiers is how easy they are to acquire (just raid a school, or rape a lot of women and wait a few years), and how easy it is to brainwash them into being loyal.
The disadvantages are numerous and in the long term there are massive costs. The typical warlord shifts the costs on to others (that is if they even last long enough to suffer the consequences of their actions), but it doesn't remove the fact that society pays a price.
Another reason why it is weird that ninjas start so young is that their bodies are constantly changing at that age. Most of their techniques require good control and knowledge of ones body. Kind of hard to familiarize yourself with your body if it will be noticeable different in a few months.
@Seipherwood still legally fine in many countries tho. (My country’s AoC is 15)