1st Welkalach of Jariel 1236
Beno's POV
" Blergh... these two guards taste so bad... must be because they're old fucks..." I then look at the fat butcher... no don't think of that... greasy meat will only make you sick... Don't eat that Beno... bad boy... or is it girl... bad girl!
I'm still hungry... there should be more humans outside... but they will hunt me down once I show myself... maybe I should hide myself for a while. Yeah, let's do that!
Once I was halfway through the staircase, I sense someone coming down... I need to hide...but where to... I immediately climb up the walls and head to the ceiling of the stairway... hoping they won't notice me...
When the sounds get closer I can see that it's a group of 4 people, two guards, the priest, and a stranger... who is that I never saw him before. That guy is chained too... is he like me? Getting captured and then tortured? But he looks like a normal human except for his cat-like ears and tail... it can't be, right? Do they also want those parts? For what? I don't think cosplaying would be liked in this kind of community... whatever... they haven't noticed me... once they come near ill just drop myself down and kill them. ESPECIALLY THAT PRIEST.
The guards this time... they look younger than the 2 guards before this... their meat would be more tender right? Before back on earth, it's always the young beef that tastes the best... I wonder if it applies to humans to... Should I eat that cat guy (?) too? Whatever kills the humans first think later.
As they walked below me, I dropped myself down while having my claws out. My claw immediately pierced the priest's head as he is not wearing any headgear while one of the humans still got his brain penetrated by my claw, just not that gory. The last guard and the cat guy are shocked by what happened. The soldier quickly regain his composure and tried to charge at me. But with a swing of my tail and he got slammed to the wall with his armor caved in into his body. I look at the cat guy... he seems scared of me... Well, I guess that's normal. You don't see a girl around the age of 12 or something just come down from the ceiling and slaughter 3 grown-up men... even though I'm much older on the inside... am I? I don't know... I think I'm around the age of 20 when I died? How old was I again... argh whatever
" Are you ok?" I tried to ask the cat guy. But it seems he fainted on the spot... Maybe I should leave him here and go? But there's meat here... Argh fine buddy ill protect you for now... I brought the catkin and the soldiers back down. At the same time, I tried to use my hands to extend the underground jail, digging the wall and using those boulders to fill the stairway, hoping it will look like the place collapse after a battle. I truly am clever right? I patted myself on the back. I feel lonely... Wish I could be with my friends now... wait... do I even have friends? Of course, I do! There's Luca, Adeline, Marco and... and... I can't remember... whatever Beno don't think about hard things now, it's time to eat!
...
DELICIOUS!!!
As expected, young human meat is more tender than those old guards! It is a good decision to bring these two guards down! I especially like the thighs! They're juicy and meaty~ then there's the phallus... should I eat it... it looks meaty for sure but urgh... why do I feel disgusted by even seeing it... let's just throw it at someplace first~ "poi" I made a sound and there we go no more distractions~ the catkin sure can sleep after 2 hours and he still hasn't wake up~ I want to sleep too... No bad Beno, you got the bible that the priest keeps talking about you need to learn more so you can escape!
I took the book and tried to read... urgh so many words... I don't like reading long texts of words... Maybe I should let the catkin read it for me? It's better than reading it by myself right? I am such a clever girl~ I wish mom could pat me on my head... I miss mom... The catkin still hasn't wake up... maybe I should expand this place... or maybe...
I could dig myself a tunnel to outside! I am such a genius! If I could just directly dig outside then I don't have to fight a ton of enemies! Those cannons look like it could be really painful... but I can't feel pain can I? I tried scratching myself with my claws. Hmmm I don't feel pain even if my flesh got literally torn off of me...
Wait...
Why haven't I thought of it?
Since I could regenerate... couldn't I cut myself and eat my own meat to be full? I am a genius! But which part should I cut through? I can't cut my legs I need them to walk... I also cant cut my arm, it will affect my working speed... meh it's not like those humans will be digging through that staircase soon. I have made sure that half of the staircase is buried in rubble now! so unless they also have a dragon it's going to take days or even months to dig through that! Arm it is then~ left or right though... I am a right-hander so left arm it is then, *swish* with that a part of the flesh from my left arm is cut down and I ate it.
Hrmmm.
It tastes sweet. Should meat taste sweet? Hrmm I tried swinging my left arm, still functional though I feel it a bit clumsy. Well, at least it means I still can use both arms! Free food without sacrificing firepower! Who said about no pain no gain! I gained free meat without pain! Anyways let's start digging! If I didn't remember wrong the sea should be on the south side~ which I think is...
I don't know where is south...
Maybe the catkin knows where is the south... but he's asleep... maybe I should wake him up... let's see what I have that I can use to wake him up...
I start grinning and went to find that ding dong that I threw away just now, and I start slapping him with it!
Somehow this feels relaxing~
" Wake up kitty~ wake up~" I chanted. Hoping that it would help waking up the catkin. After 5 minutes of unsuccessful attempts at waking him up by slapping him, I placed the ding dong in front of him and start sorting out my loot.
Here is what I have now: 4 sets of full iron (?) plate mail armor though one of the helmets has a hole through it and all chestplates have different degrees of bending, 2 broadswords, 1 longsword, and one spear, all from the guards that I killed. From the priest, I got a white robe, his hat that now had a hole through it along with his staff. Is it even a staff, I feel that it is just a metal stick. A metal stick that isn't pointy enough to kill people. And lastly, I have these coins~ the brown one I assume is bronze, silver, and finally gold~ though there's only a single one of them. These guys are damn poor... what do you guys live in your life to only have one gold coin~ you pooooooooooooor guys...
Nothing I can do~
Let's see, o there's a picture here~ It looks like a girl, I guess this is the guard's daughter huh... but which one does it belongs to... not that I care~ young girl meat should also taste good right? I mean my own meat tastes sweet so a human girl's meat should taste similar huh... maybe I should try it out after I regain my strength. Though I feel pretty much better already. I can feel that I haven't even used half of the mana that I stored for the past 2 months and I can feel that eating also gives me mana... well good tasty meat. Those old meat feels disgusting.
OI catkin wake up already, I need you to read these out for me already~~~ I went ahead and brought three of those dongs and placed it in front of the cat kin~ if I didn't remember wrong isn't there a place where they place 3 sticks on the ground to pray for dead people? This would count, right? I continued to skim out the meat from the young guards while waiting for the catkin to wake up.
5th Welkalach of Jariel 1205
Lucy's POV
" As I said we have to go to where Petrasha is now! You lazy prick!" I yelled at Christine
" Don't want to~ I just want to laze around here and do nothing! Tell her to come here!" Christine yelled back.
" Look you lazy prick, the humans are planning to invade here again! We need to go to meet Petrasha to discuss about stuff! And to get information about them too! Weren't you the one interested in why we are so hostile against humans?" I yelled back AGAIN.
" Just let Petrasha invent a phone library and bring it here~ I'm lazy~" this woman! You are literally the embodiment of sloth! Though called that would be insulting the demons as well, they are a pretty hardworking race...
" Are you going to just wait for Petrasha to literally invent everything for you? How about we let her find a way to live for you too?" I said to this dumb woman.
" Can she really do that? I would like her to! I don't even mind being her tester~" ... this piece of useless shit...
" Either you follow me to Petrasha, or I will kill you and feed your body parts to whatever animal that wants to eat it!" I said while I brandish my new sword that I asked Ganmol to make. It is a 90 cm broadsword made out of steel. He even carved the word Lucy on the hilt! I really hope I could get one made from better metals but those available here are either too expensive or isn't better than steel. But it would be enough to chop this bitches into pieces anyways!
" Move right now! You can enjoy your useless life after we reach Petrasha." I said to her.
" Fine fine let's go... You are going to feed me right~ I don't have any money~" she said while winking at me.
" Go sell your body like some whore and earn your own money then. You still owe me an apology for rescuing you from that awkward as hell situation you caused at the guild." I said while thinking back at the events there. Seriously, this is not earth doesn't mean that it has the same shitty characteristic earth has. Plus they are way older than you... by at least 5 decades I think...
" Get up already! I even prepared the food and map already... we just need to walk there... it isn't even that far. At most, it would only take 5 days! So get your lazy bones moving right now!." I said while forcefully lifted Christine up.
" Alright alright... Let's go... it's our first adventure together after reaching this world!" Christine suddenly said, being pumped up for future events. Though... she is probably thinking pervert things... wait... am I in danger now?
we got a pervert and a psycho!
Isn't that a lovely combinations? :)
tftc
Since I could regenerate... couldn't I cut myself and eat my own meat to be full? I am a genius! But which part should I cut through? I can't cut my legs I need them to walk... I also cant cut my arm, it will affect my working speed... meh it's not like those humans will be digging through that staircase soon. I have made sure that half of the staircase is buried in rubble now! so unless they also have a dragon it's going to take days or even months to dig through that! Arm it is then~ left or right though... I am a right-hander so left arm it is then, *swish* with that a part of the flesh from my left arm is cut down and I ate it.
Self cannibalism? I really like her.
" Either you follow me to Petrasha, or I will kill you and feed your body parts to whatever animal that wants to eat it!"
I think I would know a dragonian.
dire times need dire solutions, after all, with enough mana, she can regrow that easily
hint hint~
Why is mc 12 years old loli??????????? Every single mc is a flat chest loli.
Is the author a lolicon????
There is enough lolicon authors on this site already.
I am sick of loli mcs and lolicon authors!
Er no?
They're not lolis?
Does flat chest = lolis for you???
Also... she only looks 12! And she will grow in the very near future!
Beno would eat it :)
For real, dont try this irl XD. But yeah the novel one would eat. It is a special situation after all
Seems to be four years that Beno was tortured. Not sure, but is the inability to recognize pain a result of her damaged soul or a pseudo skill gained after being tortured for what 4 years?
She reached Astrea in the year 1235, but already got the pain immunity ( or by the way you speak inability to recognize pain) since the start. It is written in the previous chapter that she literally got her leg being chopped off but didn't even realized that due to no pain at all. In the 4 years, I will let you think. Dragon Scales doesn't come from killing only though, that's the only hint I'm giving you
@Benokelvin The armor made of Dragon scale that was mentioned in chapter 8 is made from Beno's scales.
@LokiTheAccursed ill just say it here. The scales they obtained in these half year is enough for 2 chestplates. with a little extras and yes its made from her scales
Also didn't you talk about journeys taking years some chaps ago?
As in that dwarf saying it takes more than a year to get to the capital...
That is to the elven capital not from the town they are in to the dwarven capital
I could imagine that the soul was actually too weak to even form a proper connection to the body, hence no pain...
Oho thats a nice guess, but is it really like that? Not telling ;3
Two goon being ambushed and Beno thinking of something genius?
@voidchild lmao.... Why would it be me thinking stuff lmao
@Benokelvin What was your thought regarding this guy's emo anyway?
@voidchild its funny? Sometimes trying to understand people who talk with emotes is really tricky cause well idk what they're really talking about. In fact I don't even understand what some of the emotes mean
@Geerpolio Are you shocked becuz our Author here lacked some knowledge about emo and angry because of that then at the same time agreed with his statement or you were shocked and angry that i managed to solve your little puzzle instead of the author (I only understand the last Emo)
@voidchild i dont understand anything...
@Benokelvin What? It looked simple though...
@voidchild I mean the emotes... i see someone dizzy then angry then very angry and said ok
@Benokelvin Alright how about a bit of practice.
What does that means?
@voidchild I feel sad that the author dont understand this, but I will eat a cookie and hope that he would guessed it
@Benokelvin Almost right~! Especially the part where i wanted to eat a cookie and sadly, you didnt manage to guessed the last one.
Its mean i am hungry so i ate a cookies then ascended heaven from the joyful emotion after that... I want another cookie which explain the drooling emo.
@voidchild .... Ill er take my leave on memeanese class today sensei
@Benokelvin *sigh*... You still need more practice, my good-student-who-took-the-first-4-syllables-of-his-account-name-for-his-protaginist-which-i-think-you-did-it-on-purpose. I will just give you four emo every chap so thats it wont overdrive your brain because of my meaningful (not) ---stupid(maybe)--- memeanese lesson
@voidchild Oi oi, cant i insert my fantasy into my own novel? Is there any wrong in that?
@Benokelvin Nope~ Nothing wrong~ (Maybe, yes?, perhaps?, correct? Dunno)
Hmm a masochist and a sadist what a surprise(LoL)
@Utopia oi oi oi what more titles are you going to put for me
@Benokelvin SM addict. A d*ckhead bastard who put his own MC into multiple ride of madness just for the fun of it and even excused himself. An extreme Genderbender type (I dont necessarily hated this title but for the first two... Not so much).
@voidchild Oi oi even i question myself whenever i put my MC in that condition you know. I am not a d*ckhead bastard who treat their mc bad all the way through you know
You need to endure some pain to truly taste the sweet feeling you know
You a masochist of the highest degree. Look your name has beno+kelvin you must be its the only conclusion
@Utopia oi oi arent you taking this too far. I like my name what the heck does it have to do with masochist tendencies!
Hmmm your character with one half of your name get tortured its the only conclusion the other option is sadism but thats not likely
@Utopia Oi oi... Stop making fun of my name...
@Utopia @voidchild please help translated
@Benokelvin Faking an angel so that he can make even more fun of you later on, the last one mean he is ready to backstab you at any moment. (The third sparkly one mean he is looking forward for the occasion) The ninja... Not too sure but my best guess is he is hiding, waiting for the chance. Anyway, you better expected more of his shenanigans later on
@voidchild
@Utopia Hmm... Its mean that you are trying to think of something funny and will use the author as your genuine pig. Or you saying i guessed right and wanted to play more? Either those two or you are trying to be a sheep in wolf clothing and preparing for something dynamic. Anyway, the first smirking blob doesnt mean anything good.
@voidchild is the game of memeanese going to continue...
@Benokelvin Yes, now go to chap 19 and continue with my teaching, boy.
@voidchild no
@Benokelvin Heh, i may have expected too much from you. Oh well, its been fun messing around.