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{Hello, again. Let's continue!}

{So where we left our conversation yesterday?}

[Here, Honey.]

"Coming!"

{Oh yeah! Let's get this started! And remember my fans, this is a flashback, if your confuse, then sorry.}

After celebrating, he stood up and then open the door, but he's so speechless he just stood there and watch the shiny figure in the dark world. He's so amaze that after so many days of loneliness there in the what he called void, someone visited him.

"Hello kid"- ??? 

The shiny figure greet him, and then a smile form in his face.

"Woah! Wh-who are you? Are you god? Do you want to enter my house? Oh no! Please! Enter! You are my first visitor after so long! Please come in!"-DP BR (Deadpool Before Reincarnation)

Dp is stuttering because he still in the state of shock. The shiny figure laughed and enter DP's house and said.

"HAHAHA... Thanks kid! You're really good!"-God

After he laughed, DP guide God to his couch, suddenly his shiny figure changed into an old man in his 60's who ha a white long hair, white long beard and white dress like in tge gods of mythology. Then he saw his mess in front of his couch. He hurriedly clean his table and said

"I'M SORRY!"- DP BR

"It's ok, don't worry about it. But first sit down kid, we have many things to talk."-God

Then god's face change from being cheerful to serious. DP immediately sat down and said.

"I'm sorry." -DP BR

"Why are you apologizing?"-God

"Because i'm being impolite?"-DP BR

"In what way?"- God

"I don't really know, your face just suddenly became serious, it's scary."- DP BR

"HAHAHA... You're really funny kid and polite, like what in your document says."-God

Then God get a paper from nothing and DP's eyes widen in shock.

"Woah~ cool... How did you do that?"-DP BR

"Heh~ it's inventory like what you thought."- God

Then DP's eyes almost went out of it's sucket because of shock.

"Whaaaat?! Inventory is real?! And you can read my mind?"- DP BR

"Yes indeed kid wanna try it?"-God

"Yes!"- DP BR 

Then Dp started thinking about what he wanted to say, and God reacted by saying.

"Kid don't be rude."-God

Then God's face become serious again.

"I'm s-sorry."- DP BR

"It's ok, but let's get to main point. You're more amazing than me kid, seriously."

DP tilted his head in confusion and ask

"What did i do? I'm just here after i died, i thought that someone will approach me when i regained my conciousness here but no one greet me. Then i started moving things here, i thought it's weird but, i don't care really i'm happy here. So if you don't mind please tell me what i did wrong i'm living peacefully here, and sorry for being rude."-DP BR

Then DP stand up and bowed his head, God felt his sincerity and smiled again.

"It's okay, but really the problem is you in this place. You're in the void but you're acting like you are just living at your house, another problem is you accidentally learn magic called 'creation magic'. Another one is how can you enter the 'void'? No mortal soul can last here for a millenium, even lesser gods cannot handle being here."- God

God told him all the oddities calmly, while DP's eyes went out comically.

"Haa... how can you be so airhead."- God

God scratch his head while DP sat down again and muttered like whispering.

"I'm sorry."- DP BR

"Well whatever is you're reason, just kidding, i know you're reason. I'm sad because you lost you're mom early. I can't really do anything even if i'm the highest god among all, i didn't know you're special untill you come here."- God

DP nod vigorously, he has a feeling where is this going.

"Yes, yes, you're right. You're quite special, want to be my past time?"- God

"NO! I HAVE A DREAM! A HAREM! I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!"-DP BR

God felt a headache coming, he expected it coming but he still didn't stopped it.

'Maybe i swing that way'

God thought

'No! I have a family waiting for me! Let's finish this! I need my wives!'

"I mean i need entertainment, even if i have my wives. It's different from having time with them so do you want to hear my offer?"- God

"Yes please! Is this kind of reincarnation? Transmigration?"DP BR

"You can pick, i'm feeling generous."- God.

"Can you transfer me at a anime world? Is it possible?"- DP BR

"Yes it's possible, you know that many anime verses is real?"

"Uwaaaahh.... That's really real?! I only read it from some fanfictions. Coool..."- DP BR

"So Danmachi it is?"-God

"Yes please! Oh! You read my mind again. Cooooll...."- DP BR

"Yes, yes, i know. Can you please state your 4 wishes? I want to go home."- God

"Oh? I have wishes too? And it's 4? Damn... I don't want to bother you anymore God so this is my wishes:

1st: I want to have the powers of DeadPool

2nd: I want a system that has a artificial intelegence or maybe a soul that is bound to me. Then in it's interface is; status, store, then travel system so i can go to other world.

3rd: is...."

Then Dp hesitated, he thought about having a free items in system's store. After some minute of pondering he heard God coughing.

"Cough, i can do that, i will just remove your creation magic from you so it's a fair trade, right?- God

"Right." Dp nodded.

"And for deadpool, hmmm... I will give it some backlash. Because Deadpool has a regenerative ability is really good and quite overpowered. So you know kinda make it weaker? Maybe you can call it consequence."- God

DP nodded again, he understands what god is telling him. He remebered that deadpool can survive until his head is intact. After a few minutes God interrupted his thoughts again and said.

"Are you ready?"- God

"Yep. Thanks for all God."-DP BR

"No, i am glad you will be removed in this Void, you know that your quite troublesome?"- God

"Ehehe... sorry"- DP BR

"Yeah... stop apologizing, i think i know what i will do with your powers."- God

"Ummm. Yeah i'm havin' a headache. Get out of here. Oh! You will feel some discombobulation, Good bye."- God

DP Felt like he shrinked from normal to sub-atomic size. He thought of time travel from Avengers endgame using quantum tunnel. And he is more suprise he can still think. But after sometime he felt dizzy because of changing his size then he lost consciousness.

/end chap./

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