A little while after my meal I was sleeping peacefully on my cradle when suddenly nature called. 

If something goes in, it must come out. That is how life works.

My tiny body was still incapable of holding anything for too long, so everything came out without my consent. It wasn’t a pleasant feeling, so I did as all babies do and cried at the top of my lungs.

That will get their attention.

I am starting to be good at this baby's life.

My father and the doctor quickly arrived and noticed what had happened.

Well now, it is their problem. I already did my part.

As they picked me up and put me on top of a small table to clean me up, I finally noticed there was a distinct feeling on my crotch area, like something important was missing. 

The way my bottoms were being rubbed by the cloth they were using to clean me also gave it away. There was most definitely something missing...

How didn’t I notice something this important?

As reality settles in another time, I must face the truth… I am a girl!