My male has a nice wingwam
I like it nice and clean
He wash it in the bathroom
It’s such a handsome thing

I touch my male’s wingwam
When I am feeling blue
It feels so delightful
It’s a fun thing to do

Author's Note: I have a tune for this, but I don't think I made it up. I think I've heard the tune somewhere before, but I can't put my finger on the original lyrics to the tune.