[This novel has been published to Amazon and Google Playbooks. The entirety of volume 1, namely chapters 1-75--in addition to all the side chapters--have therefore been taken down. However, you can read chapters 75 and onwards for free.
https://play.google.com/store/books/details/CupcakeNinja_My_Sister_The_Villainess?id=cVXUDwAAQBAJ
https://play.google.com/store/books/details/CupcakeNinja_My_Sister_The_Villainess?id=cVXUDwAAQBAJ
...If you love memes, cute tree spirits and general random chaos fueled by weed and soda, then you, my friend, have come to the right place.]
Day's stats so far
Strength: Lifting is life, lifting is love
Dexterity: I'm a leaf on the wind watch how I soar...
Constitution: Fire? I was born of this...
Intelligence: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... so I hear
Wisdom: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
Charisma: i'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy yeah it hurts
Bruh, I'm addicted to this story
Noice. Always glad to get a new commentor. Many readers are filthy lurkers.
I like hsing blobs
@CupcakeNinja oiiiiii, call me a lurker, fine - but I'm not filthy. But then again, I lurk in my mother's basement so I don't know what I smell like.
@DefinitelyNOTaLurker Depends on your lifestyle. But considering you're reading this book, probably lotion. And soap. And hair gel. And tears. And cocaine. And candy. And smoke. *3 hours later* and that's why we need to start cloning cats with laser tongues before the intergalactic mouse armada destroys all cheese across the multiverse. Any questions?
@ArcaneDragonLord Ah yes, a strong argument put forth by the Dragon Clan. Would the clan of Cupcake Ninjas kindly share their view on the cloning of cats with laser tongues?
@DefinitelyNOTaLurker well we think such a measure is much too drastic We arent barbarians. We should instead put our resources towards replacing cheese with a cannabis infused cheese substitute. That way even if the wretched mice eat our cheese they'll be too stoned to resist.
Its a plan beautiful in its simplicity
@CupcakeNinja Ah, but then they would only consume faster as the curse of the munchies falls on them. We should take measures to prepare for such an outcome.
@CupcakeNinja Hello CupcakeNinj- AHHEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! OHHHH THE LIGHT IT BURNS SO BAD! IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 。・゚’(*/益\*) ‘゚・。
@Incarnate46 sup bro nice text emote
@CupcakeNinja well sorry for being a dirty lurker then
@ijocks as you should be
But thats okay, i forgive you
Just dont do it again or i cut you. I cut you real good
(Is that an axe or a hammer? I can never tell. )
Like a piece of salami. Sliced thin, on a Ritz. I bet you wouldnt even taste good, but i'd still do it.
@CupcakeNinja Slice them like Sour Cream sliced you. I hear they got sharp sword Qi sealed in those plastic cans these days.