It is dark...

Warm...

It feels like I am floating in a pool of water...

Ah! I must be in my new mother's womb. What a nostalgic sensation. The peace of being a fetus.

Then there was a change and the peace was disrupted.

It feels like I am being squished! How uncomfortable! But, but reassuring... I must be near birth if this squeezing is a contraction.

All of a sudden, the warmth left. A cold feeling immediately settled in its place.

Cold!

One side of my body is colder than the other...

I must be on the floor. A floor made of solid rock it seems.

My, my skin. Raw, uncomfortable.

Can I smell anything? Smells like sewage...

My hearing? Water. There is water dripping somewhere in the background.

Sight? No vision, or rather it is more accurate to say that I can't open my eyelids. It feels like they were glued shut. Similar to when someone wakes up from oversleeping. 

Lastly, taste.

" Mew..."

...

It, it seems my vocal cords work fine...

Nothing to taste either.

Can't move a muscle.

What do I do know? What must I do...

Cats...

Kittens...

Do I have siblings?

No, no, no. Worry about that later.

...

Ah! I need to alert the mother of my existence!

Thus thought the little kitten as it started mewling in hopes that nothing but its mother hears its calls. Shortly after, the kitten feels a thug on the back of its neck skin.

There she is...

What took the mother so long?

Hmm... Last thing on my bucket list of things to check. 

Status.

 

...

These stats...

[Former God]

As a former god, you have retained a little bit of your previous power and authority.

For every level you take, double the amount of experience is required.

For every level up you make, you go up another extra.

[Former Hero]

You were once a hero. Gone were the days of glory, for your name has been forgotten.

Your mana capacity is doubled.

What a nostalgic feeling, a shadow of a hero's power.

Okay. [Former God] explains why the amount of exp to level up from 1 to 2 is not 4 exp but 8 exp.

This title will be useful in the long run.

[Former Hero]... That description really, really pisses me off.

Useful, but... Harsh...

...

Free stats points?

Locked huh... I guess that's why I have never seen an exploding baby.

Hmm... I have quite high luck it seems.

That's good...

*Yawn

...

I guess I can put off looking at skills for now.

Time for some sleep...

The pink lump of a newborn kitten went to sleep in its mother's mouth. Seemingly content with hanging out of a cat's mouth.