4: Dressing up

I should probably go say hello. Staying cooped up in this room isn’t a great plan, when I have no actual plan for what to do in here. It’s not like I plan on birthing a great horde of monsters to take over the world… despite how tempting that might be after my first experience… why can’t I forget that? Why is it so hard to get that out of my mind? Have a little self control, Lae! … that name doesn’t help.

Well, if I’m going out, I should get myself some clothes. Now at this point, a normal person would probably borrow some from the closet in here. I’m not normal though. I’m a god! I’m not too fond of the whole “evil” part, but being a god of pleasure, sex, and monsters doesn’t sound too bad. Especially considering how much time I’ve spent on perverse games and stories… imagining what it’d be like to be the one experiencing such pleasure as they depict. I have an opportunity! … though, saying I don’t have doubts would be wrong. I… can’t be sure this will actually go how I want. Still, nothing ventured, nothing gained, and between my name and my domains… well… I feel like I’m being encouraged to act like my characters in those games would: Recklessly!

“I summon a beautiful and comfortable dress; one designed especially for me.”

As I get a strange feeling in my belly, I realize I’d forgotten something… *sigh* delivery by birth... at least it comes out pretty easily. It does give me a slightly pleasurable tingle as it slides out, but it’s nothing like the first time. This time is more like just removing a sex toy after having finished. More like a tantalizing suggestion or a reminder of something intensely pleasurable, not the real thing. It just makes me think of the real thing… damnit, I’m not gonna be able to get that idea out of my head, am I? I’m supposed to tempt others, not fall for it myself!

What finally comes out is an egg. A fairly large one too. Perhaps the size of my head? The fact that it didn’t hurt at all to lay this impresses me. Do I need to break it? … oh, the shell is crumbling on its own… wait… it’s disintegrating. That’s not what eggs normally do! At least all the fluids are disappearing with it, leaving the floor and the black contents of the egg dry. Probably a good thing. I never did get the hang of cracking open eggs without making a mess all over my fingers.

Now, the dress… gosh, this fabric is amazingly soft and smooth. Hmmm… after picking it up and letting it unfold, I’m just left with a plain black dress… I was kinda hoping for something fancier. Did spend all my points though, so I guess something nicer would’ve cost more. 

After putting it on and being amazed at how comfortable it was, I’m now left with one question: How is this a monster? It must be right? My power summons monsters. I used my power to obtain this dress. Therefore, this dress must be a monster… I guess I’ll worry about it later. Hopefully it doesn’t cause problems. 

… wish I had a good mirror. *sigh*

***Author Note***

Writing this I got hung up on the issue of: How do I describe a dress? Ended up deciding to just not describe it, really. Should be something simple and plain. 

As for what happens next… I think I’m finally at the point where I actually need to think about the setting more, and what these old ladies who summoned the main character want (in greater detail) and why.