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SCENE MOUNTAIN PATH
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Ai Douya:
This is amazing!
Ai Douya:
I've never seen anything quite like this!
Da Hong Zao:
Ha ha ha! Don't hurt yourself, old squirt!
Da Hong Zao:
You're grinning large enough to break your face.
Da Hong Zao:
No lie though, this mountain is beautiful.
Xizhang Tiangua:
It is.
Xizhang Tiangua:
There are a lot of monsters lurking around this area though, so be careful.
Xizhang Tiangua:
At any rate, we're almost at the mountain view.
Da Hong Zao:
That's right! It's right ahead, can't miss it!
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SCENE MOUNTAIN VIEWING DECK
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Ai Douya:
What a beautiful viewing deck!
Ai Douya:
I take back what I said before about never seeing anything like the mountain path.
Ai Douya:
This tops it!
Da Hong Zao:
I know, right?
Da Hong Zao:
I'm glad I came along.
Da Hong Zao:
Say, I'm going to check out the tea house nearby.
Da Hong Zao:
Wanna come along?
Ai Douya:
This view... so beautiful...
Da Hong Zao:
Huh. He's lost in his own world.
Da Hong Zao:
What about you, Tiangua?
Xizhang Tiangua:
I'm going to find us a room at the inn nearby.
Da Hong Zao:
Right! We'll leave it to ya!
Da Hong Zao:
See ya in a bit, guys!
Xizhang Tiangua:
Mn.
//Both Tiangua and Hong Zao leave.
Ai Douya:
......
Ai Douya:
......
Ai Douya:
It sure has gotten quiet.
Ai Douya:
Guys?
Ai Douya:
Where are you?
Ai Douya:
I think there was an inn on the way to the viewing deck.
Ai Douya:
I'll head there and look for them.
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SCENE MOUNTAIN PATH
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Ai Douya:
Whew, what a walk.
Ai Douya:
Oh! There's the inn!
(Rustle rustle rustle...)
Ai Douya:
What's that sound?
Flower Monster:
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! Ha ha ha! Surprise!
Ai Douya:
Ugh! Another poorly-rendered monster!
Ai Douya:
This time even the pose is kinda stupid...
Flower Monster:
How rude!
Flower Monster:
It's not my fault. I can't help being rendered this way.
Flower Monster:
The creator's a bit lazy...
Flower Monster:
The worst part is, according to the settings I can only (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) virgins.
Flower Monster:
It's tough being a flower monster...
Flower Monster:
Very few people are virgins nowadays.
Flower Monster:
I feel like the state of the world isn't so good.
Flower Monster:
Sigh...
Ai Douya:
...He's entered an internal monologue.
Flower Monster:
Oh, you're still here?
Flower Monster:
Say... you smell like a virgin.
Ai Douya:
What the!?
Ai Douya:
So what if I am!?
Flower Monster:
I'll suck your Yang energy!
Flower Monster:
Cue sexy lo-fi hentai music for ambience!
Flower Monster:
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! Take this...! (Censored) (Censored) (Censored)!!!
Ai Douya:
Ooooh...
Flower Monster:
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! Haiyah! (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored)!!!
Ai Douya:
Oooooooooooooh... more...
Flower Monster:
......
Flower Monster:
You're pretty active for a virgin from the sticks...
Flower Monster:
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! Well, more for me! (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic)!!!
Ai Douya:
Ahaaaaa...
Flower Monster:
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! Horse power harrumph! (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic)!!!
Ai Douya:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...!!!
Ai Douya:
Mmmm...!!!
Ai Douya:
Whew...
Ai Douya:
You're better than the spider monster...
Flower Monster:
Huh? You know Spider-Bro?
Flower Monster:
How's he doing?
Ai Douya:
He got killed...
Flower Monster:
!!!
Flower Monster:
You...!!! Why!???
Flower Monster:
Spider-Bro was my best friend! All our letters to each other about the (censored) we (censored)...
Flower Monster:
Why did you have to kill him!??
Ai Douya:
Hey! He tried to kill me first!
Flower Monster:
I don't care! Revenge!!!
Ai Douya:
Darn, he's not listening!
Ai Douya:
What do I do?
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Menu:
Fight!
Call for help.
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Menu Chosen: "Fight!"
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Current HP: 250/250
Monster’s HP: 400/400
Pills Left: 10
>>>SKIP>>>
Victory!
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Flower Monster:
Argh... you!
Young man’s voice:
Douya!
Da Hong Zao:
What the heck!?
Xizhang Tiangua:
A monster.
Da Hong Zao:
Kill it dead!
Tiangua:
Mn.
Tiangua and Hong Zao Combo Attack
Flower Monster:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Flower Monster:
I'm dead...
Flower Monster:
Oh well, flowers are short-lived anyway.
Flower Monster:
Goodbye, cruel world... one too cruel for an innocent Yang energy-sucking monster...
Flower Monster:
Fading away...
Flower Monster:
Still fading...
Flower Monster:
Totally... fading...
Flower Monster:
Fading...
Fading...
Fading...
Da Hong Zao:
......
Da Hong Zao:
I have no words.
Xizhang Tiangua:
You... are you alright?
Da Hong Zao:
Geeze! Turn our gazes away for just one second and this happens...
Xizhang Tiangua:
I'm sorry we were too late.
Ai Douya:
It's alright...
Ai Douya:
In fact, I don't mind it at all!
Ai Douya:
I kinda...
He he he...
Da Hong Zao:
......
Da Hong Zao:
Y-You're really something else...
Xizhang Tiangua:
Now I regret not arriving earlier.
Da Hong Zao:
...
Da Hong Zao:
You're something else altogether.
See you next chapter!
hehehe the young master is always so amusing~~
But can he (censored) well?