5. God is a Spider
2.5k 3 34
X
Reading Options
Font Size
A- 15px A+
Width
Reset
X
Table of Contents
Loading... please wait.
This chapter is a pretty obvious one in terms of Inspiration given it's title, it's Cherry Poppin' Daddies -God is a Spider https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSuL6dTdPGs&ab_channel=SKAnkTripToKatanga

A spear exploded through the darkness of hell and pinned Lucifer like a butterfly to the ground, Micheal became something resembling a bismuth stick figure as it got closer and became an iridescent incredibly attractive lean man who grabbed hold of the spear and twisted it as he licked Lucifer’s face before burying his face in the black mop of Satan’s hair and taking a deep whiff before whispering in a voice that still sounded like too many wind chimes into his ear.

 

“Not that I don’t love teaching you this lesson over and over again, but be a good doggy and maybe he’ll let us spend time together like the old-” was all he could get out before swung his head back and crushed Micheal’s nose as his head flew back into a bismuth abstraction of shapes from the neck up.

 

“Dirty doggy!” Michael said in a sing-songy voice as best he could do with his odd speaking nature.

 

“I-What, no!” Michael fell to his knees unable to understand what was happening as Succubus and Omnibus venom coursed through his giant cock from the lipstick laden kisses the little demons were laying on his cock. He was utterly unable to change back to his more abstract form and was too aroused to move. Lucifer had freed himself of the spear by simply standing up and allowing it to rip all the way through his body. 

 

Hoglah felt as if her mental image of a heroic Satan had returned looking at him.

 

Lucifer for his part seemed hellbend on returning the penetrations he received, just not in the way Micheal expected. 

 

“Luci-please don’t, I still lo-” A great and thunderous crushing resounded through all hell so powerful and desecrating that all denizens of hell strengthen instantly. He had crushed all eight of Micheal’s wings. He flipped his former lover turned enemy over and pinned a crumpled wing to the ground.

 

"I know you still love me, I still love you too. That’s why I have this for you!" Lucifer Morningstar strained the sentence through his teeth as he inserted his towering cock into the needy anus of Micheal the tune of wind chimes echoed out of hell as so many souls strengthened to the point that hell began to look as you’d want it to look in your fantasies.

 

Then a beam from above came down with an echoing deep voice “ENOUGH OF THIS!!!” and began to focus on them, Lucifer pulled Micheal out of the way at the last second and ripped off one of his wings in the process reducing him to a seven winged angel.

 

“Mikey please, I love him too, but how can you live like this?” Tears welled in Lucifer’s eyes as he kissed the very injured and aroused Micheal and slipped a hand into his robes. The demons currently working his cock were nearly crushed as the Angel’s foreskin rolled toward them under Lucifer’s ministrations.

 

Breaking the kiss with a stroke of Lucifer’s cheek a crying Micheal responded “How many times do you have to make me fall in love with you? Why do you always ask questions you know the answers to? There is no ‘why?’ with God, he’s God. We are his to with as he pleases. Every time I fall in love with you he literally just rips it out. I just want to obey so maybe someday he will let me keep the memorie-” A large chunk of Micheal’s head simply ejected and blew away like dust.

34