7. I see beginnings
2k 12 43
X
Reading Options
Font Size
A- 15px A+
Width
Reset
X
Table of Contents
Loading... please wait.
I made nice clean tables that Scribble hub fucked up, I've been awake way too long so think of these as a place holder and I will fix them up later.

 

It was so cold thought Hoglah, she could only remember one other time he’s been this cold, why had she woken up just to die again? She couldn’t even open her eyes to find out what was wrong

She’d never felt so small and weak before. As she thought about these questions she heard a charming flute-like sound that she wished she could see.

At that thought she head the sound again as a slate appeared in her vision. Upon the slate appeared to be cleanly organized information about her condition.

Race Moblin
Class: Defiler
Attack: 100 Status: Hungry/Cold/Tired
M. Attack: 1 Defense: 100
Speed: 3 M.Defense: 1
Luck: -100 Status Effect Permanent:Transcendent gender
Status Effect Permanent: Charisma destruction Status Effect Permanent: Moblin odor
Status Effect Permanent: God’s Odds Status Effect Permanent: Round it goes
   
   

 

Hoglah was confused by this slate, being an incredibly smart woman even if she never learned to read she was shocked to discover these words made sense to her somehow. She understood the ailments God had cursed her with, but what were these other ones like “Round it goes?”

Round it goes

Addendum

Situations can go so poorly they rebound back into being advantageous.

“Forces of hell are looking strong thanks to you, tried to create this to give you a fighting chance against God’s odds. -Love Luci”

 

Amazing, she actually helped Lucifer! She finally felt there was at least one other man besides her father who was a worthwhile person. These messages were helping her keep her mind off the cold so she kept it up by looking at her other status effects.

Transcendent gender

Addendum

Blessed with a phallus created by god to subdue Lucifer you instead subdued it and saved the prince of darkness. Your vagina has been blessed by proxy.

This status effect means you have the ability to impregnate and be impregnated by anything.ANYTHING. Be careful around even things like plants, fungi, insects, etc. Be careful with masturbating!

 

She continued to look at the next permanent status which was Moblin odor.

 

Moblin odor

Addendum

Moblin’s are immune to all status effects, but their various odors can induce them.

Congratulations! You are the first Moblin to ever be intelligent enough to read this.

Hmm, she guessed that was the reason for her attack and defense being so high since it seemed to be physical rather than magical. It also implied she has some control over it, What if she could produce lilac or turmeric scents! Suddenly a window popped up.

Charisma Destruction

Action conflict with Moblin Odor

 

Addendum

No speech or attraction abilities will be possible for a creature such as you.

Curse is preventing your current course of action

Die quick, I want Lucifer back under my thumb.

-Your God

 

“Heinous creature!” She thought of God and set about finding her mother's body for milk, finally she found a nipple and began drinking from it though it was very cold. After a short time past she could hear munching sounds, no longer hungry she began to understand the situation. To confirm she conferred with her status about moblins.

Moblin

Addendum

The most hated of all creatures born of a pig and goblin. They have never lived very long so little is known about their abilities and evolutions.

Avoid contact with these creatures, their gasses have been known to induce side effects more potent than Malboros such as charm.

She and her siblings had burst from their mother whom had been dead this whole time having died in the process, the chewing sounds were them eating her mother’s body. She summoned up every ounce of hate in her body and breathed a sigh. Moblin odor responded subconsciously to her desire and the sigh converted all of that milk she’d drank into a caustic gas that reduced even the skeletons of her entire family to mush that was quickly covered by the snow.

She had accidentally doomed herself with no shelter in the cold.

Still gotta fix these tables, sigh. Anyway chapter was inspired by Nick Cave's Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sfhvxTZ0wo&ab_channel=NickCaveandtheBadSeeds

43