Known Survivors of The Idea Wars

• Cal-Gonx the Gnome
• The Serpent who nests in the Queen of Forfeiture's Womb
• Fabdinus Rutt
• Vanessa Rutt

Rutt's Body Count

Killed in the Idea Wars: Unknowable for philosophical reasons.

Killed in other wars/employments: 8854

Killed in personal disputes: 975

Killed while trying to make sweet love: 44

Tatiana Lever’s Sexual Experiences In Life Thus Far

Anal

She has never taken it up the besthole.

Nikola’s little penis has often slipped between her ass cheeks, but she’s only ever used them to hotdog him a very little bit before stopping herself.

Oral

Rutt’s is the only cock she’s ever kissed or licked.

She’s never had a cock in her mouth, though Rutt’s has pressed up right against it while disgorging his load. Some of which she was able to swallow. 

Vaginal

Masturbates frequently, often when listening to her brother being railed by his vampire boyfriend or when thinking about horsecock. Yet to use anything other than her fingers for this purpose.

Has never been fucked up the cunt.

Manual 

Has given a handjob to almost every man or trans lesbian she has met in her life.

Mammary

Sometimes teases the cocks by rubbing her hard nipple around the head. 

Loves to suck her own nipples while masturbating.

Has never been titfucked.

Most people prefer to spunk up on her tits.

Incestuous

Wanked off her father once, which went badly.

Wanked off her brother many happy and successful times when he was younger and learning how to fap.

Both those family members have licked Rutt’s cum off her teats.

Bestial

Has looked longingly at horsecock, but never touched.

Has fallen in love with a Minotaur’s dick.

Top of the Ligature Beach Volleyball 'Desert Rose' League This Season

1. The Mannerist Heirs (Oasis 76) 37 points.
2. O13 Romping Blackmailers (Oasis 13) 34 points.
3. William's Bigger Girls (Oasis 94) 30 points.
4. Buggery Pillow VC (Oasis 71) 26 points.
5. Eight Commercial (Oasis 8) 23 points.

The Most Important Tiddies In This Story 

• Tatiana, the Minotaur’s Milkmaid - 36J
• Ravinical, the Bored Heterosexual Vampire - 42H
• Evangelina, the elfin-looking Lesbian Vampire - 34C
• Laura, the stoner-looking Lesbian Vampire with a Prophesied Besthole - 34D
• Joanna, the Innkeeper’s Tomboy Daughter - 36A
• [Redacted] the Naughty [Redacted] - 32G