(Will be updating this novel; 5 chapters a week guaranteed!)
"To cross the street, follow the zebra crossing line. Do you see what I’m pointing at? Unfortunately, it's a red light, so you can’t pass for the time being.”
Jiang Qiao continued, pointing to the other traffic light: "Stop at the red light and go at the green light, regardless of whether a pedestrian is there. You must obey the traffic laws whether you are driving a car or a vehicle or you may face difficulties."
Bai Yueling nodded, her gaze drawn to the traffic light on the opposite side. When it turned yellow, a middle-aged man was startled and dashed across the gap where the car was passing.
Then, she glanced at Jiang Qiao, puzzled: "Didn't you say you have to obey the traffic laws?"
“Uh..." He paused, not expecting the slap in the face to come so quickly.
After thinking for a while, Jiang Qiao explained, "You should know that there are disobedient guys at any time. It is best for him to do things like running in a red light at noon."
"Why? Is it safe at noon?" Fairy Bai asked subconsciously.
"Because sooner or later, they’ll get hit.”
Bai Yueling paused for two seconds before chuckling, this guy is cursing others around the corner.
"All right, it's time to go." When the red light turned green, the car came to a stop just outside of the zebra crossing line, like a samurai guarding the way.
Bai Yueling had a thorough comprehension of driving laws once more.
- This is an orderly society.
The two followed the crowd across the road, like duckweed drifting with the flow.
"Where are we going now that we’ve entered the city this time?.”
"First, we’ll go repair my cell phone that was broken by your slap yesterday, then buy you clothes and some daily necessities, and then we go home and talk about other things later. "Jiang Qiao answered casually.
The meal should be eaten one bite at a time, so as to facilitate digestion. (T/L: Taking it easy and calculatedly will achieve the best results.)
Even if she is a fairy, she can't quickly memorize all the modern knowledge at once.
Soon, Jiang Qiao and Fairy Bai came to the rice flagship store and handed the phone directly to the maintenance staff.
"When I was charging the phone last night, the ‘rice’ model I had just purchased grew hot and smoked, and it couldn't be switched on again. Fortunately, it did not catch fire like those Samsung models.”
(T/L: Rice is basically apple so an iphone)
Bai Yueling stood there patiently watching Jiang Qiao speak gibberish. It was clearly destroyed by her palm thunder, but it is now alleged to have been damaged during charging.
This guy is lying again.
The maintenance personnel looked at the surface of the phone and saw that there was no damage, and there was no trace of opening the back cover. They checked the activation time on the computer, and it was still within the warranty period.
"No problem, I'll check it out for you first. If I can't turn it on, the motherboard may be burned out."
Jiang Qiao smiled innocently: "So, is this phone still under warranty?.”
"That's right, after about an hour, you can come and get it."
“Thank you!."
Bai Yueling followed Jiang Qiao out of the rice flagship shop, her lips closed and an expression of interest developed in her face amid Jiang Qiao's smiling eyes.
“Just now, you were lying?.”
"That's right."
Bai Yueling was deeply surprised by his straightforward answer. Doesn't this person like to abide by the rules?
"Strictly speaking, this is called scouring the capitalist's wool. If I say it is artificially damaged, I will pay a large repair fee, but if there is a problem with the phone itself, the merchant will repair it for free during the warranty period. Even so, wouldn’t you like for this money to be spent on you?.”
Jiang Qiao smiled proudly: “This is just living to the fullest, a money-saving trick that can be useful for everyday life, would you like to learn it?.”
Bai Yueling frowned: “As a cultivator, I have to be careful, lies will only fuel my inner demons, in the end, you are still lying."
He sniffed and retorted, "It stands to reason that you broke my phone, and you should pay for the repairs. Fufu, do you have the money?.”
Bai Yueling opened her lips, her tone stagnant, how could she have the gold and silver that mortals use, and she has been monitoring it attentively for a while, and it appears that mortals in this world don't need cash to buy commodities, just touch a machine with a cell phone.
It is completely beyond her comprehension!
"Now I'll take you shopping for clothing. You're drawing attention to yourself by wearing a traditional Hanfu, and it's made worse by your temperament."
Jiang Qiao accompanied Bai Yueling to a women's clothes store, and Fairy Bai saw a few fake mannequins, which corroborated Jiang Qiao's previous remarks, that it is a fairly typical marketing tactic, and there is no need to make a fuss about it.
The shopping guide standing outside the store to attract customers couldn't help but light up when she saw this pair of people coming in, especially the woman in a Hanfu, whose temperament and appearance were something she had never seen in her life, but she liked it very much.
"Are you bringing your girlfriend to shop for clothes? To be honest, your girlfriend is stunning, much more so than those celebrities."
With a troubled conscience, Jiang Qiao looked at Bai Yueling and said, "Don't talk nonsense, we're only friends."
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought it was..." The shopping guide quickly apologized.
"Cough, let's go look at the clothes and see which style you like."
Jiang Qiao interrupted her in time, Fairy Bai has been practicing Taoism for thousands of years. Do you know that a casual sentence can lead my home to getting destroyed?
"I didn't say that pretty people look good in whatever clothes they wear. Still, would you like to go to the fitting room and try this one on?.”
Bai Yueling simply stared at her without saying anything. She felt really uneasy with such a chatty person. The mood quickly grew frigid and unpleasant.
Jiang Qiao glanced at both of them and felt that the atmosphere was not right, and for fear that she would be unhappy, he suddenly slapped the shopping guide on the shoulder and said, "Go ahead, we’ll choose our clothes ourselves."
"What's wrong? Don't you like it? If you don't, I can change it; since this one won't work, let's find another."
Bai Yueling shook her head slowly, she saw that everyone else seemed to be changing clothes directly in the store. She naturally refused in such an unfamiliar place, but she didn’t want to say it.
Jiang Qiao knew what she was thinking: "I'll find you a few pieces of clothes. You don't need to change here. If you like it, you can choose whether or not to purchase it."
The shopping guide felt envious after hearing such comments.
Although it’s winter now, Fairy Bai doesn't seem to be afraid of the cold, but it's still necessary to pretend.
Also looking from face, Bai Yueling seemed to be in her twenties. Soon after, Jiang Qiao thought of her slender and straight legs, it would be a pity not to show them.
So he picked a pair of blue and black skinny jeans, plus a khaki windbreaker, and the belt must be very stylish. In addition, he bought himself a hooded sweater, a simple baseball jacket, and two loose-fitting ferret sweaters.
As for shoes, of course, they are all-match small white shoes, maybe wearing small leather shoes with a windbreaker looks good.
Jiang Qiao bought the shoes and socks at once, but in the end only the underwear was left.
He shook his head, Fairy Bai can't wear a belly band and a breast wrap in modern society.
Jiang Qiao felt a bit disoriented when he remembered the collision he had this morning.
After a period of struggling, he decided to make the most of their relationship and stepped confidently into the opposite side, then looked at Fairy Bai and said,
“I don't know what size your underwear is, so choose your own..."
