"Why are you spacing out? Help us deal with him!" (Lucy)

"Ah, sorry, I was talking with, uhh, Spooder." (Lily)

She then turns toward Bobby

"Alright you arrogant young maste- I mean dragon, here comes your punishment." (Lily)

She proceed to summon a weapon that everyone has at least once think about using, and the decoration are just... fitting.

"Wow, your Soul Weapon looks cool!" (Type 2)

'Don't worry Lily, I support you, even if you are still in that phase.' (Lucy)

"I'm a chuuni and I'm proud of it okay?" (Lily)

"Yea, yea..." (Lucy)

"Alright, now..." (Lily)

Ah, it's ability is opening space rifts huh? Then the chains... What does your Soul Manifestation represent? Gate of Papyruin?

"Ha! You puny mortals think punily that these puny chains can punily hold this one's pun- heavenly strength down?" (Bobby)

'He stuttered...' (Lucy)

Uhh... This is awkward... Do I have to be here Trtl?

"Yes, you are required to be present at any monster encounters within 5km." (Trtl)

*Clang*

Ah, looks like Lily's chains brok-

"Ah! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" (Bobby)

WHAT THE FUCK?

AREN'T DRAGONS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN?

"Huff... Huff... This one's father won't let you lowly *BEEEEP* *BEEEEP* *even a strong language content warning is not enough to protect me from reports for the toxicity of these statements* get away with this!" (Bobby)

So generic...

"Yea, yea, classic young master lines." (Lucy)

"YOU!" (Bobby)

*Crash*

*Roar*

"You did the right choice to call this one, stupid son of mine." (Bobby the I)

Aaaand there she goes, spacing out again.

"'Ehe' TE NANDAYO?" (Lily)

"Eep!" (Type 2)

"Huh?" (Bobby the II)

"Eh?" (Bobby the I)

"You okay mate?" (Lucy)

"Ah, sorry, just... talking to myself..." (Lily)

She freezes for another moment and then get in position.

"Come!"

""ROARRR!!!"" (Bobby the I and the II)

The two dragons let out a devastating roar and shoot toward Lily, and the mere shockwaves of them kicking off the ground send me and Type 2 flying.

"Owie." (Type 2)

"*cough* *cough*" (Lucy)

A wall? But there's nothing there?

'You okay?' A voice resounds inside my head.

"Wha?" (Type 2)

"Hey, you heard a voice too right?" (Lucy)

'It's Lily, the inside of this barrier will get messy soon. I'm letting you guys out.' (Lily)

Ohh, it's a barrier, that explains the invisible wall.

'There, it's open.' (Lily)

"But.." (Type 2)

*Clang*

O.O! (Lucy, Type 2)

Her chains broke from the claws of the second dragon.

'Seeing how his claws break my chains, and how Bobby boasted about his grandfathe-' (Lily)

I quickly jump out of the barrier and pull Type 2 with me.

"We're out." (Lucy)

'Ok. I suggest you get a couch and some popcorn. This fight will be long.' (Lily)

"Foolish descendants, how dare you have fun without this great Bob the XVII?" (Yet another dragon)

"Alright, I'm getting them at my house. Wait here a bit, Type 2" (Lucy)

"Um, okay..." (Type 2)

"Kugh!" (Lucy)

She's... too... cute...

"Ah! Are you okay?" (Type 2)

"I-I'm fine... Going..." (Lucy)

*Volume decrease gradually* "Hey BSauce, Lily here. I will..." (Lily)

Hehe, nice reference.

"Preposterous!" (Bob XVII)

His voice is really loud, I'm over here and I can still hear it. Anyways, I go back home and put some unpopped popcorn into the popcorn machine.

Welp, while I'm reading, might as well check on Definitely_not_a_human. Their novel about magical girl seems pretty accurate till this point.

*8 minutes later*

Alright, popcorn's done, let see how I can bring this couch over to school.

"You know you don't have to keep your shield around right?" (Trtl)

Ah, right.

Yosh! Poppukon ando kauchi, gotto!

"Ahem." (Trtl)

Alright, I know, I know, I'm heading back there.

When I get back to school, I see 17 dragons fighting a small girl, the sight is ridiculous. I plop down the couch and start chewing on some popcorn.

*Crash*

"..." (New dragon)

"Are you gonna say something or..." (Lily)

"Death. That is who I truly war against..." (Probably Bob the I)

I've seen enough, I'm satisfied.

"..." (Trtl)

It was a joke.

*5 minutes later*

Ah, Type 2 is back, I wonder where she went.

"Where did you go for so long?" (Lucy)

"After you left, Lily tried using a really sinister spell..." (Type 2)

"?" (Lucy)

"...army will join mine to lay waste to the world... and in the ashes that remain build a more just world.

I have scoured the land and delved deep into the earth. Read every tome of arcane..." (Definitely Bob the I)

"How long has that dragon been monologuing?" (Type 2)

"5 minutes, including the dramatic pauses." (Lucy)

"That long?" (Type 2)

"Hey, don't you feel our common sense is a little wrong?" (Lucy)

"Is it?" (Type 2)

"Well... usually people would freak out in this situation, but look at us." (Lucy)

"Ah, I guess you're right." (Type 2)

"It all started when we began working with her..." (Lucy)

It's all your fault for wanting to observe her.

"...Sorry..." (Trtl)

"Yeah..." (Type 2)

"...to salt the fields, orchards and other lands so that they would never grow even a single blade of grass again. This is what I do to those who dare say, 'No' to me." (Bob I)

"ソウカ... Nice monologue by the way." (Lily)

"Oh, they're done." (Lucy)

""""""""""""""""""Disrespectful!"""""""""""""""""" (Bob II to XVII and the 2 Bobby)

"Ты улечу, убегу, испарюсь, [Luxuria Sanguinis]" (Lily)

...

"""""""""""""""""""...""""""""""""""""""" (All the Bobs)

""..."" (Type 2 and Lucy)

Hm? She's looking this way being surprised, weird.

"Why is she being surprised? She let us out." (Type 2)

"Ancestors, I don't feel so good." Bobby II says with his nose bleeding.

"Bleurgh! *Vomits blood* Cough! Cough!" (Bobby II)

"BOBBY!" (Bobby I)

"Well that looks bad..." (Lucy)

"Blrgh... Khlrg..." (Bobby II)

"Son! Stay with me! Look at me in the eyes!" (Bobby I)

*Glass breaking noise*

I'm currious, what's happening that give him so much pain? Let's try to look at him with Magic Sense

"Kagkh!" (Bobby II)

"Blergh!" (Lucy)

"Lucy?" (Type 2)

"Whatever you do, don't use Magic Sense to look at his insides." (Lucy)

Wait, what is she doing? Wait! No! Don't! NOOOO!

"Beautiful." (Type 2)

Damn it, the innocent Type 2 has been corrupted by Lily's action!

"Like you haven't." (Trtl)

I know right? I don't usually narrate to mind readers before. Wait what? How'd I know this?

"...I'm scared..." (Lucy)

"SON!!!!!!" (Bobby I)

σωσ (Lily)

"YOU!!!!!" (Bobby)

"Your turn σωσ. [Luxuria Sanguinis]" (Lily)

"Bleurgh!" (Bobby)

"Hmm... Yes... Yes. Yes! YES! DIE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Cough*, sorry, lost myself a little there." (Lily)

Is it just me or are her words getting colorized?

"It's just yo- wait, they are?" (Trtl)

Oh no...