Omake 1: Rem & Yukiyo have a fun time talking about….uh….something idk

The room is filled with strange objects from top to bottom, as if mocking her lack of knowledge of them. Rem is displeased she is even in this place but disregards that because of the sweet alcohol in her hand which has ice inside of it, the chair she is sitting in is more comfortable than the one from the guild. The bright lights make it seem like she is in some kind of stage. In front of her is a paper that is written in something she can’t understand.

Rem: Let’s see, nope I can’t translate it. Whatever it is, it might not be that important.

Yukiyo: Uwoh?!

Yukiyo appeared out of nowhere sitting in a similarly comfortable chair she wondered where she was as well.

Rem: Yukiyo where are we?

Yukiyo: This seems awfully familiar to the late night tv shows from my world

Rem: Late night what?

Yukiyo: Ask me weird or funny questions!

Rem: What?!Why would I participate in such a meaningless behavior 

Yukiyo: C’mon quit being a spoilsport!

Rem: Fine fine

It seemed something was compelling her to do it and she decided to go with the flow anyway.

Rem: What were you doing before you came here?

Yukiyo: I was hunting down an Earth Wyvern

Rem: A what?

Yukiyo: An Earth Wyvern!

Rem: I know what it is!But how are you a single person hunting it so easily

Yukiyo: I am afraid I cannot tell you even that

Rem: Are you so ridiculously strong that even wyvern are…wait you already conquered a dragon if I recall

Yukiyo: Make that two

Yukiyo smiled brightly and how was I knowing she conquered a dragon already. Where was this information even coming from?! Who is feeding me this useful information I might need back at home!!ANSWER ME!!I took the glass of whatever alcoholic liquid was inside and downed it, this is some good stuff!The liquid was slowly refilling itself up and I wanted to ask even more, this place is weird but I will stick around as long as there is alcohol.

Rem: You never seem to surprise me, at this point you are living every man’s dream

Yukiyo: Technically yes. I have a harem of monster girls

Alex: CURSES!!!!!

Yukiyo: Uwah where did you come from?!

Alex the C rank adventurer was here and he was drinking away his sorrows in bottle but it seems he is a bit exaggerated maybe even to the point of it being ridiculous. 

Alex: Not even one, I thought if I went on this journey I would be able to become famous and have a harem similar to Yukiyo’s!!Not a single one, I am stuck with the flat chested broad Ellie

Yukiyo: Alex better start running

Alex: Huh?Why?

Yukiyo: That elf is coming with a red aura and an axe, best get a horse and run as fast as you can

Alex: WAIT WHAT?!

Ellen was moving at a rapid speed that I didn’t was possible, things in here were getting ridiculous. I only cared about the booze in here, its so good! Suddenly a black horse appeared from out of nowhere and now Alex was riding for his life.

Ellen: ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!! COME HERE I HAVE SOME “CUTTING” TO DO!!

Alex: I AM SORRY ELLIE!!!

Shen & Sev: sigh Kids these days so feisty and lust filled 

Rem: I don’t want to hear that from you two who have massive mounds of flesh on their chest 

Shen: It is a shame that you have grown only a little but the future is certainly set for you if you get married and have a couple of kids

Sev: Indeed, my sexual charm works for me in the best of ways when I want to get things the easy way

Shiro: Mama what is sexual charm??

Yukiyo: You’ll understand when you are fully grown up

Shiro: Okay!Will Shiro and Kuro be boing boing as well!

Kuro: According to my calculations, yes we will certainly be boing boing just like mother and Shen

Shiro: Ohhh!!

Greki: You think we’ll still be around by then Freki?

Freki: Yes I wouldn’t want to stop watching over them!!They are our pride after all gahahahahahahahahaha!!

Rem: This place is making everyone become more ridiculous by the moment and I am not even asking questions. 

Notte: I have to agree with you there.

Rem: ……why are you wearing that?!

Notte was wearing a big hat that had the words Demon King Rules with a smiling red demon whilst holding some food in her hands. Despite her face not showing any emotion, her tail was being wild.

Rem: SOMEONE END THIS ALREADY!!

The sound of a tv being turned off from somewhere could be heard as Nyarlathotep was watching the program with fevered eyes.

Nyarlathotep: That was good, hey Hastur is it okay if we broadcast to the other elder gods?

Hastur: Sounds good but let’s make it be ridiculous the more time passes

Nyarlathotep: A changing theme huh?Sounds good. I’ll put that in next time.