Aaaaaa... I am die, thank you forever... 

Was the last thing I remember when thinking about my bad luck in life... 

It ended too soon, how could this happen!? I have a bright future ahead of me! Even though I have finally landed myself an internship at the place I wanted to work with in the future... 

Sike, who am I kidding? I don't have THAT bright of the future, I just have a common everyday future that 70% - 90% of the global population have...

Being the first child, helping my dad and mom with the food stalls, going to school, graduating, internship, maybe opening a small restaurant in the end, and making my dad proud of being able to take a step higher than him in the food industry... 

Well, too bad I'm dead now... Now what? Do I just wait in this void of darkness until the angel Gabriel sounds the horn or something?... Haah, I miss pops already... Dammit, should've listen to grandpa to not get on that Black and Gold bus that are infamous for reckless driving, but what else could I do? I'm gonna be late to my interview if I didn't take that fast bus, hah, seriously, should've double check for my phone battery and charge it while I'm asleep, can't believe it ran out of battery, and thus, unable to ring out the alarm clock which make me woke up quite late and-

I know I'm blabbering on and on, but I don't have anything else to do and it's one of the things I usually do when bored, along with thinking of whatever could be turned into a novel, like this title of 'Little Paper Warrior' for example, that got change into 'My army of Cards', you can guess what it is by the name

It should be obvious by now that I'm a very happy-go-lucky kind of person that doesn't care much about most stuff in the world, hell, now that I'm dead, I don't even need to worry about internship, cleaning, food, and all other necessity! The best gift that anyone could ever ask for! I could rest all I want here, although it is a little sad that I wouldn't be able to see my parents again, I'm more worried about their reaction to my death if I'm being honest

I decided to keep on "talking" Though and visualizing some anime stuff, I put talking in quotation because I don't actually have a body, I can tell, I can literally look around in full 360° without moving anything, I can't see my arms or legs, nor can I feel them, and so, I keep on talking to stop myself from getting insane out of boredom

It felt like a long time has passed here, I would know considering all the blabbering I did (about a lifetime of the complaint along with others), but now I don't have anything else to blabber about, and am bored out of my mind, so I decided to give sleeping a try, I was stopped from taking one however, for I could hear a female voice as soft as a melodic choirs, echoing throughout the endless void

"Hmmm? And what do we have here? A cute little mortal soul that has manages to stay awake within the starless void? Such a pleasant surprise indeed"

"Nandeshou?"

"I'm afraid I don't speak German, Kleinen, fufufu"

Then, a figure materialize in front of me, there, stood a being that could be described as a Fairy Queen, with long fluffy and flowy pink hair with a tint of green and purple, a green dress with vines of flowers of various species and colors to decorate it, and with big leaves as a long skirt that covers her long legs, a huge sunflower on her head, flat chest, 6 beautifully colorful transparent wings on her back, and just generally a gorgeous, cute, and mischievous looking lady

"Now hold on, isn't the fifth word from the last one a bit rude? I mean I am flat but if you want to be rude, might as well go all out and say pettan"

Hearing her say that, my mind finally kick in and register that there's a legit and real Fairy QUEEN in front of me and not just my hallucination, which lead me to a blind panic because if this Fairy Queen is anything like the Folk Tale make her out to be, then her "playing" and "pranking" will definitely ended in me losing my mind and possibly, my soul

The queen should be the worst of them if angered, I'll have to play into her every mischief and pray if I want my peaceful life to stay! She can even read my mind!

"Fufufu, don't worry little one, because I'm not a fairy queen anymore, for I have become a goddess with the divinity of chaos and contract... Think of me as the same as those so-called demons and devils that sometimes, make a contract with little mortals... Besides, I already have my fun thanks to me being a goddess which came with the perk of being able to see other's world close up and read up on some manga and watch animes"

I see... Well, uh... What do you want with me then? 

"Fufu, straight to the point eh? And you don't seem surprised about this whole situation"

Well, I've had worse than floating in the abyss for ad infinitum... Which mainly cause by my Mom...

"I see, I see... Hum, how does being reincarnated sound like to you?"

Ehh, It's okay I guess, just don't drop me off into some torture chamber wannabe world, by the way, how does it work? Does the soul just keep on getting reincarnated or is there an afterlife and stuff? 

The fairy queen started circling me by floating in a sitting position with her hand on her chin, probably thinking wherever is it fine to tell me, in the end, she decided to tell me

"The Afterlife, Heaven and Hell does exist, it is just that, an angel will need to blow the horn of the end, so that all the souls in the universe, except the deities mind you, will be gathered to the afterlife to be judged, it's more efficient and convenient for immortals like Angels to have a long holiday then a black Friday after all, you would hate it too if you have to work for 24/7 right~? And reincarnation does happen sometimes, there are also a lot of times when an adult body got recycled into four tiny baby bodies and are heavily affecting the four body, for example, a woman might become a tomboy because their body are previously own by a manly man before being recycled"

The fairy queen then clap her hand together as a tablet appear in her hand, she then said tablet floats toward me

"Now then, as you already know I want to reincarnate you, why? Because it'll be fun, re-watching a story unfolds with a few extra new things in it is always fun, especially that time, when I watch a boy getting reincarnated as a digital techno superhero in the Marvel world"

Huh, I see... How does that work by the way? Does those world come into existence because some god read the books? Also, is this tablet really necessary? 

"Not really, just to make it easier for you to decide on what power you want, and as for the fiction becomes real in another world, well... It's actually backward, you see, an author suddenly got an inspiration, a dream, and other, and starts working, not knowing they are actually writing a future or history of another world... Well, it is also true that some god create a world base on a novel or games that they like, as much as they tried to denied it"

I see

Looking at the tablet, I'm greeted by a character creation screen with the default character being the one and only Kirito, I notice a gallery slide on the side and slide it over to open it fully on my screen, on it exist a lot of familiar character alongside with some character that I didn't know exist, I then start searching on the search bar to see if some character that I definitely want to be are on the list, like seriously, if I'm about to get a power-up, might as well make it even more fun by becoming a character, and one of my favorite series is definitely Touhou

It is fun, chaotic, and fun, except when the boundary got wonky and you can now truly die I guess, don't know if it's actually in the game lore or not, one of the things I love about Touhou is the characters, many, MANY of the 'main' front characters are unique and are put together so nicely, even more so with the fandom adding in something to them here and there alongside the creators, I mean, a shrine maidens that have godly ability to be able to dodge God's bullet attack and are always grumpy about the seemingly endless trouble that appear every day, is a quite a unique one

Hmm, with that said, there are also other anime, novels, and manga that has great character, oh, there's even a game character... Hmm

From games like Minecraft (Realistic Steve look Blurse) to Tensei Slime, till Novel that are not many people know about, like this one called Apotheosis of a Demon, there's even character from my own damn novel that I haven't publish yet! so many choice to choose from...

In the end, I choose Utsuho Reiuji as my base character, I mean she has nuclear power, galactic cape, and wings, what more do you want? Personally, I find her to be cool and powerful, yet clumsy, and cutely dumb, and an idiot when it comes to things that do not involve anything nuclear in it, which probably include cooking

Of course, I lower the idiotic and dumbness down, not completely though, because having these ' debuffs' actually added to my power it seems, before I have an absolute beast of intellect in the nuclear department, and now it's been toned down along with the debuff

Now don't get me wrong, Utsuho could probably hit hard with her fist, but I 100℅ want that nuclear knowledge, but I also don't want to become a bumbling moron that turn every place that I'll visit into a nuclear wasteland, that's a recipe for disaster, and an easy way to stack up bounties

What the... There's also a gender button... Ehhh, it looks like Utsuho, but doesn't feel like him? Yeaaa... I'mma stick to female Utsuho

Looking at her numbered stats I'm quite disappointed that there's not much stuff going on, I ask the Goddess about the number, 0 is the normal human standard, 5 is kids in a fantasy world, 10 is adult, 100 is the typical D rank Hunter, while anything beyond 1000 is the realm of S rank hunter, so, I do what anyone that playing as a sniper/assassin would, dumb down the defense, turn the speed and attack to the maximum! I then got these stats on my hand :

 

Sadly, I can't just put 0 point on any of them with the Goddess's warning me that I'll be extremely unbalance and I will basically become Deku from MHA, while Mobility will also increase the power and vitality of my leg and wing's muscles somewhat, that doesn't mean that it also include the muscles around it... Being able to only punch once then needing to rest is not something I aimed for

Hmm? Complete solar Infusion...  What is this ability? 

"That's a freebie from me little one, I've taken notice of this character you're making and... It's a complete glass cannon, which is why I decided to add your favorite: not needing to do much of anything, you can just sleep under the sun and you'll be good to go for a couple of rounds of atomic fire, you don't even need to eat or drink because of it"

Thank you! Fairy Queen! 

"Fufufu, you're welcome, now, as I said, those numerical stats are nothing more than helpful tools to make it easier for you to decide, you won't be able to summon it like the other reincarnated MC after you have been reincarnated, after all, the world I'm landing you on doesn't have it, and it's nothing more than your potential direction after all~"

I see, what kind of world is it by the way?

"Fufu, it'll be a surprise~"

I check over everything again, there are quite a lot of abilities I could take, but the power of my fusion ability going to be weaker if I take it, there's an ability that I loved to have as a gamer, and that is Rage, berserk, basically anything that makes you stronger the more hurt you are... But considering my stats are very low on Health, it won't be useful here, even though I want them, I know I'm not much of a fighter, I rather stay back and shoot people's face

There are other interesting ability, like Lone Wolf, and Pack Hunt, as the name of those two suggest, fighting alone make me more decisive, think quicker, and a bit stronger while the other is the opposite, I would need people around me for that, there's also an ultimate ability called unlimited blade work

I sigh and decided that I wouldn't add a new ability, my fusion ability is basically an ultimate ability, nothing is good for having multiple of them, they'll become even weaker than the normal ability

Kinda late, but what's up with that?  Like there are no additional stats, I have to give myself debuff to get other buff and stuff

"Fufu, well, it's exactly what it looks like, if you take two ultimate abilities, your soul wouldn't be able to properly use them, so I'll lower their efficiency and cut some corners to make it work, if you take more without caring, without me making them weaker, your soul would just destroy itself from overworking from trying to power said ability, it's like having multiple Voblox game open you know? I'll lower the graphic and simplify everything but it'll still become a very bad, lagging, and awful game to play~ by the by, the Solar infusion is added with my soul power added to it, it won't affect your other ability badly, and my soul power imbue within you will power that one exclusively"

I see... Well, I guess this is all of the things I could add

"Are you satisfied with your stats? Ready to dive into a new world?"

Very satisfied, and yes I am, just... Don't drop me into some weird one like Rebirth of a Healer

"Don't worry, the world of anime you're about to land on is one you loved but stopped watching after season one"

There are a lot of animes I dropped when season one is done, you know?

I don't know why, but I guess it's more like I watch them because I'm curious what that'll look like if animated and stuff... I'm not there for the story, I'm there for the animation, unlike manga and novels where I'm truly there for the story

"Fufufu, well, it's definitely going to be one of your favorite works, now then, let's start~!"

As she said those words, a lot of colorful magic circles start forming around me as my very soul start being covered in their colorful light

I thought deities don't need a magic circle

"Well, it has become a habit of mine to create those magic circle even though they're unnecessary, bye now! Have a safe trip and have fun out there! Maybe next time will meet again as two deity friends!"

Surely you jest, no way could I become one

I look at her to see that she has closed eyes with a wide smile plastered on her face at my remarks

... Right?... ... 

And so, my vision began to be engulf by colorful bright light... And then it turned back to black again, confused, I start thinking if the goddess actually pranks me and didn't actually reincarnate me... 

That was until I heard a male voice outside in the Japanese language

... WHY!? 

After being pushed out of *ahem* my mom, I cry in horror as the horror of being a baby fills me

OH C'MON! YOU DID NOT! JUST DO THIS TO ME YOU DAMN DISCO FAIRY!!!

And so, much to my horror, my life as a baby with full consciousness in Japan, begin

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