"mmm..." *yawn*

"It's appeared! The boss has awoken!"

"Huh? Ah! What the hell? Why are you attacking me?"

"Take it down as fast as possible! It just hatched so it should still be weak, don't give it time to grow stronger!"

Hatched? Oh, there's a broken egg where I was earlier. Ah! Crap! That's gonna connect!

"Ha! Finally a hit!"

... that's a damage number: 183,439. I did think the equipment these guys had was rather flashy, but... I just wake up and take hits for that much damage? Even if this is a game world, that doesn't make much sense. It's obviously not reality, I mean, I didn't even feel the hit. Maybe a dream?

Oh, found a health indicator... 99.84%

“Isn't it rude to attack a lady when she's just woken up?"

"What lady? You aren't even hiding your demon traits!"

"Wha, what demon traits? Don't just insult me!"

"Are you an idiot? I can plainly see the horns on your head!"

Ah... yeah, my hands can feel horns on my head.

"As well as the wings on your back!"

Oh, now that I pay attention, I have been using those to help me dodge.

"And that tail!"

... yup, I've got a spaded demonic tail too. Okay, I guess I'm a demon. This is a weird dream.

***Author Note***

I don’t actually know what I want to do with the story. Just got inspired by some of the stuff I read. After a bit of math with those arbitrary numbers I’d picked, this character apparently has 114,649,375 hp.