Plum Blossom Sword Heart~ Ma Hua!

Ma Hua was an old ancestor of the 11th stage, also called the Perfect Immortal.

As a Perfect Immortal Cultivator, she could be said to be among the strongest. And. She was old. Very old. She had witnessed the rise and fall of many dynasties. She would not know the age of the old man who summoned her, but Ma Hua was confident that the old man could be at least her peer... If not, maybe her senior.

Ma Hua didn't recognize who the old man was, however, she was not blind. There was unmistakable power from the old man's breath.

Her mind returned to when she was summoned through that ghost array.

At that time, her soul was in shamble due to too much deterioration that time had drilled on her. "Maybe, he was a new and upcoming immortal... or a senior... I could not feel his cultivation though... but he seemed powerful." Normally, Ma Hua would not be able to use any cultivation techniques as she was but a ghost, but in her brief contact with the old man, she learned just from the smallest detail how profound the old man was.

Immediately, she pounced on the opportunity and agreed to the deal that the old man had offered. She felt slightly regretful in her hysterical talking about wanting to lose her virginity. Ghosts could not lie as their emotions were fully exposed to the elements when they were dead. It was like she was exposing a nerve to the exterior.

The thing was... Ma Hua really meant what she said. If the old man really meant what he said of giving her flesh once anew, she was ready to give up everything! This grandma was thirsty!

"In this life, forget about cultivation! I would get laid!" She thought inwardly as she studied the 'Character Creation Panel,' a mysterious array that was filled with profound mysteries.

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Everlasting Virgin Peasant~ Lai Jia!

Lai Jia opened her eyes, finding shock at the empty world around her. She was scared. "I thought I would be on my way to reincarnation? What was this place? Wasn't this place scarier than the netherworld?"

With a bitter heart, she recalled her past.

She died young! Only at the age of 27! She never got laid, and had no fame in her name! She was a loser, a pathetic woman that no one would want. She swore that she would achieve greatness in the next life. Surely, her highest priority was to get a man for herself. Starting from there, she might expand into a harem.

"Mwahahahaha!" With her fantasies running wild, she forgot the fear in her heart from the endless darkness that surrounded her.

Suddenly, arrays of light formed in front of her, creating a 'Character Panel,' which took her attention away from her lewd fantasies. It took her some time to get used to the system interface. She understood that this mysterious thing was her way to reincarnate as the text below had kept on blinking.,

She pressed on the text, only for nothing to happen. She frowned. At the corner of her interface below the Character Panel were the logs.

[Please create a Character before pressing the reincarnation button.]

Then a tutorial ensued teaching her how to use a Character Panel.

Lai Jia was impressed. As a mere peasant who had never cultivated before, this was very new to her almost to the point of entertaining. She tried to make various combinations as if she were playing with dolls. She created all sorts of configurations and templates that appealed to her taste. Unfortunately, she could only have one body.

"Hmmm... I shouldn't be greedy... I'd just create a character as pretty as possible!" She psyched herself, feeling better again. Her goal was to get laid, and in order for that to happen, she had to be pretty.

With careful measurement, she created her character piece by piece from the limbs, fingernails, bust size, face, and more through the sculpting editor. She was blushing, and raving mad how she would be able to get rid of her virginity soon. 

"FINALLY! FINALLY!!!" Lai Jia screamed at the top of her lungs! "You are perfect!" She was getting nosebleeds from the naked character avatar through the system interface. In front of her is a pink-haired lass with incredible buts, a slim waist, and a round rump. She was hyperventilating, exuding the smell of perversion non her.

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Meanwhile, in three other dark spaces were three other characters committing their fair share of sins and depravity.

This would be the continuation of the Three Celibates from another time... er... perhaps rather than a continuation, it would be more of a 'remake' in the truest sense.

"Flats were the best!" Tao Da was a Taoist monk who was exiled from his sect, but still referred to himself as a respectable monk to show that nothing had changed in him. He remained as honorable, kind, and amenable since even before, or more than even before. From his time, he was a figure of reverence, a follower of the Tao. "FLATS WERE THE BEST!"

Now, he was just a depraved man who had a thing for small little girls. "This was definitely nothing sexual!" He gazed upon the character he created, a blonde little girl with blue eyes. "This... This was great! I would be reborn in my true form!"

Tao Da as a monk possessed no impure thoughts. In his heart, the ideal form Buddha must take should be small little girls It was because they were the true shape of purity, virtue, and goodness!! This just fits his Dharma perfectly!

He was definitely not as perverted as others might think... He was quite pure... in a sense. He was a virgin... er... he was 'open-minded' for good reasons, and he had not even once done anything out of evil. In fact, he had plenty of accumulated good karma and it was weird how he even got exiled from his sect.

In another dark space... "Short stacks with boog boob~as were the best!" A cultured-looking sage wearing scholarly robes was dancing madly as he admired his avatar. "Should I do it? Should I really do it?" He was none other than Xing Chang, a respected scholar and array master.

He was also a virgin... and for good reasons too. Compared to Tao Da, however, he was not a virgin because of his Dao, Tao, Way, Dharma, or whatever it was called. Xing Chang definitely possessed an interest in romance. But his 'type' of a woman was very... rare... or possibly even inexistent.

Xing Chang's preference for women was that he liked short stacks with a big load... Many times his clan had tried convincing him to marry, but he just wouldn't. He would only marry a short stack with a big chest! However, in his time, he could not find anyone! It was depressing! He searched land, water, and sea!

One time, he was fooled by a mermaid and was almost wedded, but as he said, he would not stand to it.

He had lost hope, given up, and had died a virgin. Being a virgin was not the problem here, but the fact that he didn't get to love a short stack with big oppai had thrown him into a swamp of despair. He was hopeless. He had cultivated time and time again to prolong his lifespan so that he could continue his search for the one and only short stack that would complete his life.

With an opportunity in front of him to wander the mortal realm once more and continue his search, he immediately decided to bite at it! Now that he had a chance to reincarnate, he could continue his quest of fulfilling his romantic interest!

But never did he think there was such a magical thing... called a 'Character Panel' that would help him create an avatar.

Xing Chang had decided. Since he could not find a short stack, then he would just turn himself into one. Then he'd love himself all the same... Though it sounded a lot of wrong, he thought this was better than nothing. Rather than impatient, he had become impulsive... but he had no regrets.

In front of Xing Cheng was the floating avatar of a blue-haired short stack.

Last but not least among the Three Celibates was Gu Li... He was a eunuch... and unlike the others... he was a pervert through and through who had been doing all sorts of cosplays in his past life. One time, he cosplayed as the young emperor and was forced to sleep with the royal wife...

It was hell for Gu Li given his lack thereof. At that time, he had to satisfy the royal wife by any means necessary, and he did... That time was actually the motivator for how he had become so passionate about the art of appreciating beauty... The only silver lining in his difficulties was that he did not end up as a total deviant who had lost his sense of reason.

Recalling the painful times of his eunuch days, he could not help but feel terrible.

When he slept with the royal wife, the thing he felt the strongest was jealousy... and annoyance. "Why was the Royal Wife of a mighty empire so deviant and lacking of virtue!?" He thought at that time.

That was why maybe, he had chosen to make his avatar like this... In his Character Panel, he gazed warmly at his avatar... A brown-haired MILF stood in a sensual pose. "In this life, I would live the life of a virtuous woman as a petty revenge for my past!" He said in indignant fury.

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If the Game Master was to see all of these antics, he would be puking blood.