Fifth Encounter
“Strange, where’s the boss?” (man)
I was busy fucking myself in the bath. Seriously, there’s nothing else to do here when I’m alone. Now I have to decide, do I stop and go greet the new visitors?
“Wow! This is an amazing bath! I found the boss!” (woman)
“Eh? Is it just two of you this time?” (me)
“Oh, yeah, we’re a couple.” (woman)
“Yeah, a couple of perverts. I’d heard rumors of a boss that talked. Didn’t think it was real.” (man)
“Well, I am quite real. I don’t suppose I could convince you not to fight?” (me)
“Well… I’d really like to watch you ravish my boyfriend here.” (woman)
“Hey! I thought it was your turn to get ravished, and my turn to watch!” (man)
“I, uh, usually the monsters here are a bunch of literal dicks. Like dicks on legs, or dicks on tentacles, but she doesn’t have any dicks. I’m really kind of a dick lover, not a pussy lover.” (woman)
“She’s got tentacles that look fully capable of penetration. Can’t you see how they’re moving right now as she fucks herself? … what, did you think we wouldn’t notice you were doing that?” (man)
“Uh, yeah. I thought I was hiding it well enough.” (me) oops.
“It’s not the same without a nice creampie at the end!” (woman)
“Yeah, I can’t do that, sorry.” (me)
“... this… huh… um… somehow knowing that she doesn’t want to fuck you suddenly makes this a lot less interesting and a lot less attractive to me.” (man)
“What? You only liked it because I wanted it too?” (woman)
“Well, I guess? I know you like watching more than doing, and I do too, but knowing you’d happily trade places with me made me happy to do it. Knowing you don’t want to do so with her, makes it suddenly a lot less desirable. I don’t know, maybe we should try going back and search for the ball of dicks?” (man)
“No, no, the dick on legs! That thing was massive! I loved the gape it left you with!” (woman)
“Oh gods above, I feel sore just remembering the last time.” (man)
“Fine, go.” (me) And they vanished.
This world confuses me.
*** Author Note ***
That was not the plan. *sigh*
I'm loving the idea that the author/god who reincarnated lily want her to have s*x but lily stays a virgin throughout
This story might not be going how you planned, but it's funny and entertaining. Why not just go with it?
That is pretty much what I'm doing. I have goals I try to achieve, but I just let each scene unfold as it will once started. I think my imagination likes twists, and those twists keep derailing my plans. It's part of what makes it fun to write: Not really knowing where it's gonna go. Though I feel like it's important that I have a plan. My imagination can't derail my plans if I don't start with one.
OK I'm sold, this is a hilarious gag routine now. Love it. Hope she gets the loving she clearly wants.
It would have been better if you had written some sound onomatopoeia for Lily's masturbation like slick, schlop, etc...
Thanks for the chapter
Have you tried thinking smutty thoughts?
That's how this chapter started, but then he said no. I wasn't expecting that. His explanation for why made too much sense for me to forcibly change it, so... nothing happened. Maybe I need to create an exhibitionist to send in.
This is peak comedy. Mature comedy, but great nonetheless.
This world confuses me too.
Somehow, someway, even the d*ck enthusiasts are wholesome! It takes skill to accomplish that. Which is actually really funny considering its apparently unintentional
Thanks for chappy!