Arin woke... body stiff, aching head to toe... and memories of the night before came flooding in.
"Oh fuck!" She looked at the two dragons she was currently between... then followed Falnirth's form down toward the tail... she Shuddered. "How the FUCK did that Even FIT? OH FUCK..." she tried to move... and pain shot through her Hips. "Fuuuuuuuck..." teary Eyed, she hadn't noticed That Both dragons were awake.
"Heh. Looks like You have a favorite word."
"Oh dear, are you in that much pain? Give me a moment." Tyrlith Lowered her head and breathed out a puff of Pink Dust... and Arin felt the pain ease. "It won't remove the pain, but it should dull it."
"Umm... what exactly was that last night? I can't really remember much, just... I was burning up. And flashes of what happened afterward."
"Falnirth. Go fly or something."
"Why? Oh wait. Okay, yeah, I don't wanna hear this." The larger dragon stretched... then looked around. "Aw man. My Armor! And some gold! It's Slag! Sigh..." He took off through the Roof-hole... which was a bit melted. "Man, what did I do last night... oh. Right. That was fun..." The voice faded as he flew off.
"Does he always talk to himself?"
"Yes."
"Y'know, for powerful Dragon Demigods, you guys don't seem very... godly. More like Teenagers."
"Well, that's essentially what we are. Dragons mature slowly, and us slower than that. We may be over 100000 years old, but we are still barely Adult, by Dragon Standards. Now... about last night. First off, can you try to stand?"
Arin tried. She really did. But her body said no, and when she insisted it replied with pain.
"That's a no."
"Okay. We'll need a Healer then. Sorry."
"Not your fault. If anything it's the gods who are to blame."
"Indeed. And I have some words for my father. But we've gone off topic again. Arin, do you know about dragon-kin Mating Cycles?"
"No."
"I thought not. Well... When our bodies are ready, we enter an animalistic state. The Dragon-Heat... the body of a female gives off a pheromone that makes the male lose control, and enter a Mating Frenzy. Close relations are immune to each other's pheromones. But given your unique nature, well... you Scented me. That caused your body to enter Heat, because of the Half-male part. Which in turn triggered the Female Part, and those pheromones Triggered Falnirth... none of us were in control last night. And Fal almost Ate Someone afterward. He wasn't awake, but his body was in 'protect' mode... defending his Mate from Rivals. And your body has been altered by the Gods, to be able to fill that role."
"So why do I still hurt so badly?"
A voice spoke from behind.
"I can answer that." A blonde woman with ears like an elf, but Scales on her face was standing in the doorway to the temple... a pair of maids behind her, with what appeared to be clothing and a washbasin. "I'd like to examine you, while these two do their job of bathing and clothing you."
"Sigh. Am. You forgot introductions again."
"Well, shit. I'm Amy, Light Drelf. And I am the closest thing to a holy cleric these two have got. Now..."
She walked over, and the maids started Fussing over me. I'd never been bathed before. The giggles at my Draconic Penis were unnecessary though.
"Now then. Young Lady and or Gentleman, Your Hips were literally out of alignment. According to a Magical Scan, Every bone and muscle in your lower body can shift out of alignment as well. Like a snakes Jaw. They're also much sturdier than they seem to be, or you would have been paste. Also, and don't ask me how, you are already pregnant from last night's event... as is Lady Tyrlith."
"OH DEAR! Truly? Incredible. Oh, Arin, are you not Excited?"
"Im... Im..." The idea of pregnancy terrified her, yet also... made her happy. She then smirked, an idea in her head. "Lady Tyrlith, I'm Egg-Static!"
"Arin, dear... that was horrible."
Soon... the two females would be quite gravid...
This is now the dragons pun-ishment
Indeed. Just wait until the Pregnancy becomes Visible... puns, perversion, and pure terror... and also, a traumatized maid, and a very unfortunate Cow. Yeah... I know what I've got written, and I DO feel bad about the cow...
Next chapters A Charlotte one, though. And while mostly non-canon, The important characters from the Christmas chapter will eventually all be appearing, so... look forward to it, especially The Charlotte chapters... she IS what She is, after all.
@Darkakuahebi Poor cow. I look forward to reading what silliness you created.
@wolfBrother well...
hungry. Mother. Dragon. And i do not mean Tyrlith. I got a Little too descriptive, abd have been advised to tone it down... but in its current form, that poor cow gets annihilated, while a Maid watches on in horror. 4 full paragraphs describing the bloody evisceration and consumption of a Cow, which in this world are larger than reality, in explicit detail... its too much. So yeah... Charlotte chapter next, while I edit it down. I made the person i ran it by sick... in hindsight, i Probably Should have waited til they werent eating a Cheeseburger.
@Darkakuahebi For some morbid reason, I want to see just what you spent 4 paragraphs describing.
@wolfBrother well... here's what I cut.
The maid paled, blood flew around the room, and even the two dragons looked disturbed, As The cow Screamed out one last time. Its intestines pulled out, Blood And guts Everywhere... the light died in its eyes, abd still the frenzy continued, A horrible slurping sound, the smell of blood abd slowly roasting flesh filled the air, occasional blasts of flame spouting from the corpse... its skin began to bubbke, and A hand punched through the spine... the horrible Scene was over in minutes, Nothing left but A young Woman coated head to toe in viscera, licking her lips... then looking deeply embarrassed, as her senses returned... then her eyes glowed, and settled on the maids... one began crying in terror, as the other was shaking... and both fainted, wetting themselves, when an inhuman voice spoke up.. "More." Six cows, three sheep, and sixteen pigs were sacrificed that day(and one dragons claw, but it grew back. Fal tried to steal a piece and paid the price.), only the sheep were eaten by Falnirth... the rest were split between Arin and Tyrlith... and two maids were left gibbering in fear for a week. The third maid seemed to have enjoyed the show... And laughed when, anfter the third cow, Arin Belched and said "mmm. Hamburger."
Yeah... A bit too much. But I've rewritten it to be uploaded either later today, or Tommorrow. Now it's just gonna be a fade to black, then a POV switch to the three maids talking about it to another group of maids. But yeah, One enjoyed it.
@Darkakuahebi That wasn't nearly as bad as I thought. Loved the part about the missing hand.
@wolfBrother that little detail is Still in it... just rearranged. I left in Several mentions of Savagery, and one maid will now recount taking entrails to the face. Describing it as "like a Chimaera with its kill." Which if you've seen lions or wolves Eat, gives a good baseline. Then add the Chest Bursters from alien, and the Critters from The film of the sane name... thats the scene.
Only now... in 3rd person, from two traumatized maids, and one that's slightly aroused... and not afraid to admit it.(recurring character? Maaaybe...)