I woke up to boobs in my face. No warning, just there, a perfect valley of cleavage encompassing my view. As I focused on them, the pain in my body lessened slightly. The light murmurings of noise registering in my mind I simply focused on the breasts, unable to think. When they finally moved downward my eyes were met with a face. 

She was tan, very tan in fact with a gorgeous face. Pink thin lips, a long and thin nose, her eyes innocent as she blinked rapidly and studied me. Then slowly her lips moved into a wide smile. 

“Thank the gods you’re awake,” she said in a whisper. Her body on top of me, I blinked noticing she was actually wearing clothes. The chest piece was a red leather corset, tight and lifting up her chest to create as much cleavage as possible. Her bottom was a skirt made of leather strips with metal studs punched along their length. The strips were only connected at the top, allowing her smooth thighs to show through as she jostled. “I had feared you would die,” she said, her haki telling me that was the last thing she wanted to happen.  

“I-” I croaked but my mouth was dry. 

“Shhh,” she said, concern in her voice as she moved off of me. I noticed she wasn’t wearing underwear as the skirt opened up slightly. Her lower half having been rubbing on my very erect dick, I wasn’t sure what was going on. 

When she was out of my field of vision, my eyes scanned the area around me. I could see that we were in some kind of cave. There was sand underneath me, and light coming from somewhere. A small pool beside me there was water trickling down the stone wall toward it. I noticed Tabi on my side, curled up into a ball and mostly unharmed as she purred lowly. 

The woman moved over to the small pool of water next to us. Dipping a clay pot in the water she withdrew some and brought it to my lips. 

I drank from it, feeling alive with each gulp as it splashed over my face. She giggled in glee as I did so. My hands moved begrudgingly to take the cup but she pushed them away. “You are fine now, just drink.” Her voice like sweet honey. I wasn’t exactly sure what was going on, but at least remembered most of it. 

I had fought the eagle with everything I had. It was able to breathe fire somehow, and I had attacked and dodged it the best I could, but it was too much for me. Matatabi had even turned into her elephant sized form to fight it, but both were at a stalemate with their fire. The last I remembered was charging at the bird and it all went black. 

“Is that enough?” The woman asked. I nodded, more water having gotten on me than in.

“Who are you?” I asked, my mouth still a little dry as she set the cup down. 

“You don’t remember me?” She asked, her voice a little hurt, but then her eyes widened. “Oh no, you are still under the effects of the Blood Sharing?” It was a question and answer, but I didn’t know which was which. The name sounded familiar, and I recalled the Sphinx had said the same thing. Before I could ask, the woman continued. “I am Diana of Themyscira.” 

“Die-” I said and realized who she was. “Wonder Woman?” I asked as memories of the hero replayed in my mind. “Thee Wonder Woman?”

“You know that name,” she asked, her teeth white and laugh joyous. “That was a name I once took, but only in the world of men. Here, I am the defacto Amazonian Champion, but after our…meeting, I believe I am ready to take up the mantle of Wonder Woman once more.” The statement nonsensical to me, my mind was still reeling. My body in immense pain, I wasn’t sure what to think. I didn’t have time to worry about why she wasn’t Wonder Woman anymore, because that meant I was still on Paradise Island. 

I looked down to see bloody bandages on my chest, and I had no clothes on. My dick was still very erect, a fact I was ashamed of as I tried to get up.

“Where are you going?” Diana asked, concerned as she moved to stop me.

“Look, I’m thankful you didn’t kill me, or turn me in, or whatever this is,” I said, trying to sit up and look for the exit. “But I need to find my frie-”

“They left,” she said almost a little too vehemently. As if accusing John and Raven of some great sin.

“I told them to leave,” I said. “They got away, right?” 

She frowned, but nodded. “Not that it will help, but yes. Do not worry for them for now. You fought Aetos Kaukasios himself. You are injured, and you need rest. I know our first meeting did not go well but-”

“Have we met before?” I cut off. Her Haki hinting at the truth. 

“Yes, over a week ago during the Zoodochos,” she said.

“Zoo? Animal stuff?” I asked somehow more confused. 

“Yes, you do not remember, but we have met,” she said. “And fought.” Her haki beamed with something I couldn’t place. Her eyes becoming sharp as she focused on me. They darted to my waist then back up. She bit her lip and moved to overtop of me. Pushing me down as her skirt opened up. 

“Woah,” I mumbled, unable to think of anything else as I felt her pussy lips rub along my dick. I felt a deep longing try to break free as my lower half wanted to take over. I pushed it back though, unsure what was causing it. Afraid she might be casting some weird spell on me I locked eyes with her as I struggled to not stare at her cleavage. 

“You rest for now,” she said in a whisper, her voice like honey once more. I nodded, unable to look away from her eyes. A red gem shined on her forehead from a circlet she was wearing. A small golden tiara mounted on her head that I hadn’t noticed for some reason. “We will talk soon. Our baby is coming, and I have decided you shall raise it.” My heart began to thump in my chest but I struggled to keep my eyes open.

“Wh-” Was all I got out before I lost consciousness again. 

—

I woke up wrapped in a white blanket this time. The sound of birds chirping from an open balcony I turned to see an alarm clock on a night stand. The digital red lights of the numbers taking my focus for a moment, I stared at them until I realized what they meant. 

“Am I off Paradise Island?” I asked in wonder. The entire island was in the stone age, at least what I saw of it was. If there was a clock that must have meant I was away from the Isle of Girl’s Gone Wild. Looking around the room more I noticed a television mounted on the wall. Letting out a sigh of relief I looked around for answers but there were none. I was in a large bedroom. On a king-size bed the sheets I was wrapped in were nice, almost too soft to the touch. 

In the wide room was a small table with two leather chairs, a small reading nook under a window, and a walkout balcony that let in rays of sunshine. Feeling a little more secure than before, I looked down to see I was still naked, but the bandage at my abdomen was no longer bloody. Sitting up I didn’t feel much pain at all. Risking it I peeled the fresh bandage away to see a red line across my stomach. I didn’t remember receiving the wound from the eagle, but if this was the most damage I had received during the bout then I considered myself lucky. 

“Oh, you’re awake,” the woman said. I looked up to see her floating down as she came in from the balcony. She was no longer wearing the leather skirt and top, but was in a white lace skirt bottom and T-shirt. The shirt was low cut, showing off her cleavage again. I couldn’t help but focus on her very erect nipples as she landed and approached me. 

“Where am I?” I asked, getting off the bed quickly. 

“Outside of Madrid,” Diana said with a smile. Her haki said she wasn’t worried about me as much anymore. “We own a villa here, and with the chaos on the island, I thought it best to get you out of there. Once the priestess was found dead, many of the warriors left to go after your friends.”

“What? Dead Priestess?” I asked, recalling our time in the domed temple filled with artifacts. “We left her alive,” I said, unsure what had happened. 

“I know you had nothing to do with it,” Diana said, her haki not doubting it for a second. “I am sure it was that man, and the dark witch with you.” I opened my mouth to say something. A dozen questions running through my mind, but she raised her hand. 

“Do not fret, they shall be caught eventually. Those treasures would wreak havoc on the world if we let them loose, so my people will spare no effort in returning them.”

“We took the-” I tried to say, but she cut me off. 

“That does not matter. Stealing from my people is a death sentence. But I can feel that you are different from them. For now, let us get to know one another,” Diana said, pointing to one of the leather chairs next to the lone table. She lifted her hand to reveal a large bag overflowing with fruit. Setting the bag on the table, bananas and apples spilled out. My stomach growling, I didn’t fight following her directions. The fruit from the bag far too bright to not be delicious, I found myself taking a juicy bite from a mango. Diana laughed happily, her voice like a missing part from my soul somehow. 

I pushed that thought away though, focusing on the fruit as she took a banana and began to eat it slowly. I found myself getting more hungry though, stuffing my face rapidly as I tried to refill calories I had been lacking. 

“You men are so…unique,” she mused. Her head resting on her fist as she stared longingly at me. 

“Uh yeah,” I said, gulping down what was in my mouth as I looked around the room. In between bites of food I got a better sense of what I wanted to know first. John and Raven could protect themselves, for now I needed my memories back. I couldn’t help but think this woman had something to do with it based on her reaction to me. “What was the Blood thing you were talking about?”

“Oh, don’t worry about that,” she said, her eyes rolling as if that were a boring subject. “I know you are confused. But your memories will come back to you. Its best to not force that type of thing.” Her haki was radiating that feeling still. Something I couldn’t quite place. But as she stood up I recognized it. Pure lust. 

Her chest arched forward, pushing her breasts toward me. Taking a slow step my way I leaned back slightly. She moved her skirt aside to reveal she was still not wearing underwear and straddled my legs. “I am glad you came back for me, Weston.” Her breath was hot as she moved her face to mine. Her lips pressed against my own and we kissed. 

It was a weak kiss, all on her part since I was still very confused. I felt like I was watching a show where I had skipped half the episodes. Lost completely on what part I should be at. I didn’t know this girl, not personally. I was fairly certain it was Wonder Woman, or at least she would be, but for now I felt like I was trapped. 

“So good,” she said as she pulled away. Some of the red strawberry juice from my mouth now on her own lips. “I am sorry for how I treated you before, Weston. But we should really raise our child together. I think that would be best.”

“You…mentioned that,” I said slowly. Unsure what to say or do. She was obviously not willing to fill any holes in my memory, and my dick was trying desperately to fill one of her holes. I could practically feel her sex dripping on my rock hard dick. She shivered slightly, moving her body against mine as my shaft rubbed her clit. 

“Yes, isn’t it so exciting?” She laughed. Her breasts jiggling in my face. Her legs shivered and she bit her lip, getting off on my dick with no penetration. “You feel so good. It’s been so-” She cut off, freezing in place. Her eyes stricken in fear she looked down at me. “I’m sorry.” 

“For what?” I asked, somehow more confused. She got off of me which I was thankful for. Turning around she began to pace at the foot of the bed. My eyes were focused on the balcony, considering how best I could escape. I saw her fly, which made more sense than the invisible spaceship from the comics. So she might be able to catch me. 

My eyes darted to the circlet on her head. There was a red gem there, and she might have a lasso of truth, or some other powers I didn’t know of. Either way, I didn’t think I wanted anything to do with this girl, tits or not. Her haki was more than a little off, and I felt too vulnerable as I was. 

“I know I shouldn’t talk of these things, but I find myself drawn to you, Weston,” she said. My head turning quickly to face her so she didn’t see me staring longingly at the exit. She focused on me, almost expectant of me to say something. 

“Why don’t you…just talk,” I said, trying to stall for time. I actually felt pretty good. Whatever damage I had taken against the eagle most likely healed. I really just had to get away from this woman to think. Maybe Constantine had answers on what I was missing, although he hadn’t been helpful so far, I still held out hope. 

“It’s mostly not talked of on the island,” Diana said, letting out a sigh as she sat on the bed. Her legs crossing she faced me, fear in her haki. “But to give you some history, I suppose you should know.”

“I would love any information at this point,” I said truthfully as she hesitated.

She nodded and began talking as if admitting to some great sin. “I was born on Paradise Island roughly 100 years ago.” She spat the words like they would poison her. 

“Cool,” I said, having suspected that much. She fought in World War II in the most recent movie, so it wasn’t that surprising. Or was it World War I? I couldn’t remember. 

“A little over 60 years ago we had another man come to our island. One not related to the Blood Sharing,” she said. Again she said Blood Sharing as if I was supposed to know what that meant, but she continued on. “He was a fighter pilot in the war. His ship got lost and was shot down just off the island. I um, found him, much like I found you after you fought Zeus' Eagle.” She sighed as if getting some great confession off of her chest. “I fell in love with him. And though it doesn’t happen often, I left with him, to help him fight his war.”

Again that was part of the movie I remembered. I nodded slowly, hoping for some information I didn’t know. “Many of my sisters had left in the past to see the world of men, but I had resisted. It was all just too much. Such a confusing time for me. His words made me dream of a brighter future. One his people fought hard for. He spoke of the invaders on his ancestor’s land. And I wanted to help face them. Help him bring peace to his people and their Fuhrer.” 

“Fu-” I said slowly but she cut me off. 

“I was living in a dream back then. Everything Hans said was like gospel. How his people were purifying the blood of man. Their wars were righteous and all the other countries were simply demonizing them for their own gain.” She let out a little laugh, as if at herself. “I believed it so much. I wanted to believe it. I helped him and his people push the invaders back. Risking so much to help the Reich take back the land. That was-”

“You were a fucking nazi!” I couldn’t help but blurt. I was picturing some ally stumbling on her island, but it was some Nazi kid. I was at a loss for words as I stood up, shaking my head. 

“I was young and in love,” she pleaded, giving me far more information than I wanted. She stood, grabbing my shoulders as if to stop me. “Weston, I have learned since then. I know it wasn’t all-”

“Lady, I appreciate that you saved me or whatever, but a Nazi?” I asked. Focusing on that. I could actually see now that she was naive and more than a little blind to the world. How the hell was she supposed to know who to believe or not. She was young and dumb, and though she probably made things worse for the Ally’s during the war, it seemed she knew she was wrong. But I needed a reason to get out of there. 

“I just need time to think,” I said. “You uh, you helped me I’m sure. But I need to process-”

“Weston! I love you now,” she said, almost pleading. I could feel it in her haki, she was desperate for me for some reason. I tried to ignore the fact that she kept talking about being pregnant. Unsure how Amazonian’s gave birth I was sure it had something to do with clay or a rib of a man or something, so I was willing to bet she was delusional. 

“That’s great, and I-” I stopped talking as another huge haki appeared nearby. I turned to see the man of steel himself, landing on the balcony. In his blue and red sleepwear, his red cape billowed in the window as boy wonder eyed Diana and I. 

“Weston, I’ve been looking for you,” Superman said.

I let out a sigh of relief. I knew he and I had history thanks to the footage from Metropolis. His haki said he was genuinely looking for me. Not for an angry reason, but he wanted to talk. Which was fine by me. “Superman,” I said, far too much joy in my voice. “I was um just-”

“Please leave,” Diana said, moving between Superman and I. “Weston and I were having a conversation. You lost to him fair and square.” Superman gave her a weird look as if he didn’t know what she was talking about either. 

“Distract this woman and I’ll owe you one,” I whispered as quietly as possible. I knew he had super hearing, I just hoped she didn’t. Superman and I locked eyes and he gave a slight nod. 

“Ma’am, I think it would be best-” Superman was cut off as Diana roared and leapt at him. Closing the distance in an instant she struck him in the jaw. The Kryptonian took the hit by falling to the side. Caught off guard he didn’t see the kick she sent his way either. As she kicked him I ran for the door behind me. 

As I exited I heard a loud crash from the room behind me, but I was on my way. Running through the house, I was out the door in an instant, flying away with my tail between my legs. I could feel the angry haki of the duo fighting as I retreated, but I was far too confused to care much. 

“Fucking Constantine must be wearing off on me,” I mumbled as I flew away. “Pissing off all kinds of gods and letting them duke it out is not the best policy to have.” I didn’t care though. I was flying naked in the sun and heading West, back to America where people are at least a little sane. 

Dasart

I really hope you guys found this as funny as I did. Sorry for those of you who like Wonder Woman. I just feel there are too many fanfics with her as the focus in a harem. I do have plans for her later, but this crazy clingy superpowered woman felt more real for someone that hasn’t been around the opposite sex much.