The first thing Tabi had me do was pull out my Capsule House. From Dragon Ball Z world it was a two bedroom apartment that could shrink down to the size of a pill-shaped two inch long capsule. The house itself was already stocked with food, water, and a television. With my own beds and a place to sleep we set it up at the entrance of a cave we found between cities. 

Next Tabi had me play with my different armors. First was the Hardened Gantz Armor. Once I saw the skin-tight black empowering suit I received a lot of memories of the Gantz manga. Disappointed I hadn’t tried it before, I probably would have been able to handle DC if I bothered to try everything out. Either way it took me a few hours to learn to make the suit bulge out and strengthen me. 

After that was the Shi’ar Armor. More defensive than offensive, like the Gantz suits, it reminded me of the Batman suit from the Christian Bale movies. Thick armor plating all around it, the major difference was the helmet, that was more like a knight’s helmet. Which was why Tabi said he was going to use the name Dark Knight in DC, rather than Batman or something else. The suit itself was rather easy to put on and had a holographic feature that allowed it to disappear into the environment. 

Next was the Bonus Copy, which supposedly allowed me to copy a bonus people may have. Supposedly the other super heroes I ran into had similar bonuses to mine, like Wolverine would have some psychic resistance bonus like he had in the comics. Unsure if Weston had saved it for someone specific, I decided to keep my eye out for anyone strong. 

The Hero Costume was a comfortable hoodie, face mask, and jeans with the Watanabe twisted hearts littering the left side. I had memories of the heart, even now, so it held a special place with me. Especially since it had been what Weston was wearing when he helped save Metropolis. 

The World Role Choice was supposedly a get of jail free card that would allow him to decide his role in the world. Which would then dictate his quests. I had no idea about this, so I left it alone. The last items I had were Door Fragments, which were supposedly rare and would allow the creation of doors. 

Next I looked over the Bonuses. Hardened Organs was easy to understand as well as all the resistances. The Cerebral Fortitude sounded interesting. Tabi had said it was upgraded from Mental and Illusion Resistance. Unsure how strong it was, I knew the illusion around the Amazonian Island had still worked, as well as the one around the Suicide Squad’s base. I guessed I needed to upgrade it to help make it stronger. 

Fertility Control was obvious. The Medium Adaptability was interesting as well. Tabi said that Weston received it after spending a lot of time on a world with multiple times gravity. Though I had no explanation on what it did, I assumed it made my body extra adaptable. 

The most interesting of my Bonuses was a skill called Serendipity. Having copied a skill called Rabbit’s Foot from Domino in Marvel World, Weston had upgraded it over and over. To Four Leaf Clover, then Fortune’s Blessing, and finally the skill it was today. Serendipity meant a happy accident or fortunate discovery, so I guessed that made me luckier. Though I wasn’t sure I was, I was thankful to have at least some help. 

Next were my Passive Skills. The Memory Meld allowed me to gain the memories of a version of me in these new worlds. Only requiring me to look at my reflection to make it happen. The Dead Man Walking+, was a skill I received for…dying. It happened during a Challenge and old me was able to use the Gantz orb to cheat dead. Tabi explained the + was added after a quest in The Walking Dead World. But she didn’t know what the skill actually did, besides making me harder to kill. 

The Handicap skill was something I should have pushed to know before. Apparently in all of my worlds my power systems were lessened. Allowing me increased rewards, and perhaps more quests in general, it would help me. But I wished I had dismissed in DC World to help me. Still not completely confident I could have won, I left it alone for now. 

Gemini was a skill received at the end of the last season of challenges, but Tabi had no idea what it was. World Lasting Physique was a skill we received in Invincible. It allowed all version of me in the worlds of each hall to maintain the same amount of strength. Ensuring I didn’t have to train bodies over and over in each world. 

Dual Processing was received after finishing the canon of three worlds in Comics. Supposedly allowing me to process more information, I had no idea if it worked. The last was a skill I actually knew though. Truesight allowed me to see the supernatural of the world, and though I hadn’t noticed anything weird, it sounded quite helpful. 

Moving down from Skills, the next was my one and only Pet. Matatabi was the two-tailed beast from Naruto world. Where Naruto had the Ninetails, Tabi had actually volunteered to join me. Supposedly she would be at her full power at level 10, but for now she mainly stayed in her housecat form. The blue and black furred cat always watching me as we worked together to get me back to who I was. 

The most important item on my status screen was of course my Viltrumite Physiology. Basically Kryptonians in the Invincible World, they were super strong, could fly, travel through space without a ship, and were the peak of all humanoids. Probably in every universe. Able to live for centuries, I knew that even 23% was far beyond normal human standards. After my memory dump from Constantine the percentage had levelled out at 23.11%, giving me 5% more, but I hadn’t really felt a change in my body. 

The first thing Tabi had me learn was my actual strength. First she made me punch trees, which was harder than it sounded. My fists like granite it took me over a day to feel comfortable punching trees down with a single hit. Then another two days to feel confident enough to break rocks. But as I did I became much more comfortable in my body. 

Tabi set a training regiment of lifting and throwing massive boulders. Even making me learn to fight by taking on her full elephant-sized form. As we fought my body reacted, and I was able to feel actually slightly competent in a fight. Far more than I felt in DC, that was for sure. Before I had been punching and kicking, now the wind moved and gusted around me with every attack. 

She pushed me to fly a lot as well. Forcing me to try to go into the atmosphere, I was rather hesitant. Supposedly the form allowed me to hold my breath and could resist against different radiations in the vacuum of space. But I was too freaked out to actually push myself into the vacuum of space. Instead we focused on my actual abilities. 

The first was Haki. Originally from One Piece world it was spiritual energy. Everyone and everything in all the worlds I went to had spiritual energy. Allowing me to feel them all around me. This body had been utilizing the Observation Haki innately, and I quickly got more accustomed to it in between training with my body. Able to sense it all around me, I could distinguish everything from a sand flea to water inside of the trees around me. 

My ability was called Conqueror’s Haki, which would allow me to knock people out…somehow. That and Armament Haki were beyond me, but day by day I was understanding Haki more. 

Next was my Berserker Mode. Received in One Punch Man, I could become stronger when I was angry. Which was a plus, but I couldn’t think of much to get angry about, so it was left dormant for the time being. 

Nen was my biggest wish to learn to harness. Basically my lifeforce it was the accumulation of all the free energy in my body that made up my life. Tabi explained that I was under the enhancement variety. Able to empower myself, and project it out, it was basically ki. 

I began meditating to bring it to bear, and I was actually able to pull it out into my fist. Like a weak white aura surrounding me, I practiced for a full day to empower my body and make it stronger. Though I had no memories of awakening nen in myself, I did remember the Hunter x Hunter show. My aura nodes already opened the energy was readily available inside my body, allowing me to break rocks with ease. Having already received some memories about pulling out my Soulsword when I faced the Succubus also helped. 

Next was my Tremor Fruit. Having already accidentally used the skill to break the mirror in the police station. I found that if I thought of projecting strength out, the tremor happened automatically. Able to focus it in a wide area I actually forced the island we were on to quake. Uncomfortable with that I was able to focus the power, adding a kind of aftershock or shockwave to my punches. 

Hoken was something all together different. A lightning in my body it told me what was wrong with people. Having used it to help Constantine when Raven attacked him, I was able to think of attacking with it, and black lightning would shoot out of me. Somehow mixing automatically with my Haki, it too was able to break trees and boulders. When I wanted to heal people the electricity turned white, somehow mixing with my nen to talk to people’s bodies. I didn’t get much practice with this since we were alone, but it felt useful. 

Fusion was next, but Tabi told me not to bother with it, which was the same as my Rift skill. She promised to work on them later with me if it came to that. Both were the most volatile of my skills and she didn’t want to risk me opening a door into another dimension or fusing myself to something weird. 

Timeflow and Reap were the last moves. I think I had used Timeflow once to speed myself up, but it was lost on me for the time being. Reap was a skill I had received in Sin City that allowed me to deal more damage the more sinful my foe was. It also allowed me to see the sins of someone I fought, but Tabi had no idea how to activate it. 

So that was how I spent nine full days. Practicing my skills. By the end I felt at least ten times stronger than before. Able to destroy most everything in my path I had cleared out everything in my way of about a mile from my Capsule House. Able to pull out Hoken and Nen with a thought, my Observation Haki was a lot more clear, and I felt almost powerful. Like some protagonist after a long training arc. My body already used to all these powers it came easily to me, and I was ready to try the real challenges again. 

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“Well we have one day left,” I said as I walked toward the nearest town. It was at the center of the island and the largest of all of the cities. Large buildings and homes making it up, I had seen it quite a few times as I trained my flight. 

“Good, finish your quest for the world, and we can go back to DC,” she said. Almost excited about leaving the world. 

“About that…” I said, not wanting to talk about DC. “My quest is to lose my virginity.” 

“Again?” She asked. 

“This is a normal quest to have?” I asked. 

“No, but you aren’t really a virgin,” she said. 

“This body is,” I said, fighting a blush at the idea of it. I only had a day left in this world, so I doubted it would pan out. My mind excited and dreading about venturing into a town. For all I knew this was a free-use sex kink paradise. 

“Well these worlds usually have some drama attached to them,” she said. “Maybe losing your virginity had something to do with the drama.”

“Really?” I asked. 

“Oh yeah. You were pretty sure there was some great drama in all of these worlds. Otherwise why would the gods or whatever controlled them allow you to come here. They want some super powered individual to get this world back on track.”

“That’s…insightful I guess,” I mumbled. “So losing my virginity would save the world?” 

“No,” she said. “But it probably would have led you to something that would help the world correct wrongs. Maybe we can-” She stopped talking as we heard a roar of applause. Ahead was the large town. We were at the edge near a factory. The factory was a fenced in corner of the town. I hadn’t thought much about it flying over, but now people were gathered all around it. 

I walked up, confused as I came up to some citizens. They weren’t fully nude, but wore skimpy clothing. Pushing past my embarrassment I asked, “What’s going on?” 

A gorgeous blonde turned to me with a smile. “It’s the Tour,” she said like that would explain everything. She noticed my normal shirt and jeans, with a frown she asked, “You were with the Visitors right? They should have explained it then.”

“I missed a lot of what was said,” I admitted. 

“Well one of the rare ways we gain citizens is through a tour. Every season five golden condoms are handed out. Each one of them….” She continued on and I rolled my eyes. Basically they were Willy Wonkaing the world.

Rather than a candy factory, the owner of the island made a sex toy factory. Specializing in everything from dildos to love dolls her dream was making the tools that gave everyone the most pleasure. She would pass out condoms and those with the golden ones could tour the factory with a guest. Whoever made it to the end could become a citizen of the island. There were other ways of course, but this was the cheapest way to live there full time. 

“Fucking fuck,” I said as she finished her explanation. 

“Sounds like its up your alley,” Tabi said, her haki happy as her tail swished at my back. 

“Only four of the condoms have been found, but its the last day so Moana is opening the gates,” the blonde said. 

I grumbled, feeling it before it happened. Digging into my pocket to find the one condom one of the locals pushed on me, I ripped it open revealing a golden condom. “Goddamn Serendipity," I mumbled as people gasped around me. 

“He has it” “The golden ticket” “I’ll give you all I have for that” “Get to the front! Run Charlie! Run” People said.

I locked eyes with the last guy. “My name isn’t Charlie,” I hissed as I pushed through the crowd. Like Moses through the Red Sea, people in barely any clothes or completely naked parted for me. At the front of the crowd were eight other people lined up. 

“Weston?” A woman’s voice asked. I turned to see Lisa, my childhood friend.

“Lisa Pail?” I asked, then slowly realized I had been led this way the whole time. 

“You have the golden condom?” She gasped. Now wearing a much skimpier and more exotic dress, her curves were shown off expertly. 

“Apparently,” I said, pulling my eyes from her cleavage. “Do you want to go with?” I asked. 

“Uh-absolutely,” she said moving to be next to me. I could feel some disappointed men that had been around her, but the two of us quickly moved to the front of the crowd. The others chosen at the front of the crowd eyed us, but the fanfare was interrupted as the gates opened and the Willy Wonka/Joker woman walked out from the tall doors. 

Her breasts spilling out, she gave a low bow and people cheered louder. “I am Moana Maevery,” she said. “Let us find those chosen few that deserve to reside on my island.” And with that we were let inside. The doors slamming shut behind us as I went on the weirdest adventure of all.