"The other you."
Miriam responded directly to Andy's question without any attempt to soften her words. As Andy entered the shrine room and shut the door, he was met with the intense gazes of both Miriam and Mir. Andy remained silent, simply nodding his head and adopting a posture that suggested he was awaiting approval to speak, his hands thrust into his pockets.
Miriam was the one to break the silence, "Go on." She rolled her hand in the air in Andy's direction, "Say what's on your mind."
Andy shrugged, "Not sure what to say. The obvious question is, 'Are you okay?' But I think we both know the answer to that."
Miriam sighed and rubbed her forehead, "It... it... it's been stressful. Hard to explain."
"You aren't as good with being reformatted as you thought?" Andy offered as a topic.
Miriam lifted her gaze and ran her hand down her face, pausing to cradle her chin as she turned away, lost in contemplation. After a moment, she found the words she sought, "That's one aspect of it. Maybe the real problem is, Andrew just doesn't think of me." Turning back to Andrew, she continued, "That's the crux of it. I feel like an afterthought as if I'm merely a variable in his calculations. He doesn't take ME into account."
Andy raised an eyebrow in response. "I respectfully disagree. He holds you in high regard. We both... have a problem expressing ourselves. We're wired to be problem solvers. It's almost reflexive. I figure if someone feels bad about something, addressing the issue should fix how they feel." He rubbed the back of his neck, admitting, "I understand it's not that simple, but that's how I think. It takes conscious effort to change that mindset, but it's my default." With a sigh, he added, "When faced with pressure, I tend to push emotions aside and focus on solving the problem first. Feelings take a back seat. It's a bad habit, but one that I can't easily break."
Miriam stood up and slowly walked closer, "But that's just it. He isn't even trying to FIX me. He just moves ahead without giving me any thought whatsoever." She sighed and let her wings droop along with her gaze to the floor.
Andy snorted dismissively.
Miriam looked up, annoyed, "What?"
Andy rolled his eyes briefly, "Considering what he gave up for you, I hardly think he doesn't give you ANY thought."
Miriam put her hands on her hips, "And what did he give up for ME?"
"He told me what he-" Andy tilted his head to the side while quirking an eyebrow, "Hold it. You haven't checked out your stats, have you?"
"What?" Miriam squinted quizically for a moment then called out, "Status." She was confused by what she saw at first, but slowly her eyes widened in shock, "Whu-whu-WHAT? How-"
Andy cut her off, "How are you fortieth level?" He grinned even more as he kneeled before her, "Do you need me to break down the math for you?"
Miriam looked up and wordlessly nodded.
Andy gestured as he spoke, explaining, "Andrew forced himself into having to take a level. Even though the Arcane Mind class is advanced, it is open to anyone who meets the criteria. That move bumped you from nineteenth to twenty-sixth, effectively elevating you to the status of epic devil." He paused for emphasis, clarifying, "It's more of a symbolic title, as the levels are based on being a familiar and don't carry significant weight, but technically, you did attain the rank of epic devil."
Miriam looked at the floor, her eyebrows furrowed in concentration as she thought about what Andy said, "Oh... kay. But why does that matter?"
"Ah. What matters is the next level he took; Clawlock." He held up a single finger, "Clawlocks are a variant version of Warlocks. To become a warlock, you need to have-"
"A Patron!" Miriam smacked her forehead, "And that patron would have to be of the power level of a major devil!" She pointed at herself, "So when I became an epic devil, I qualified to be his patron to become a clawlock." She curled the corner of her lip for a second, "Huh. I thought it was odd he told me to say I was his patron in the middle of combat."
Andy nodded in agreement. "Precisely. So when you did that, he qualified for the class and could spend his remaining experience to take a level in clawlock." He gestured with his hand, illustrating his point. "Now, warlocks have an interesting aspect to their Familiar feature. They can incorporate the level of their familiar into another existing familiar." Raising a finger to emphasize his next point, he continued, "And that's in addition to the feature Andrew acquired to bond with you. So, by taking just one level in the base class clawlock..." His voice trailed off, leaving the implication hanging in the air.
Miriam started to nod as she finished Andy's thought, "His bloodline penalty levels would increase the Clawlock's features to be seventh level, and if he added the class feature to me that would mean it would count..." She blinked as her voice trailed off at the math she was processing, "...twice?"
Mir chimed in, "So... that's twenty-six plus seven, twice, which equals..." Her complexion paled slightly. "Fortieth level." She swiftly closed the gap between them, gripping Miriam's shoulder and turning her around. "Do you realize that you're likely the highest level being on this continent?" Her eyes widened. "You could very well be one of the highest-level beings on the entire PLANET!" Miriam began to shake her head in denial, but Andy cut her off.
"Well, top twenty, at least." Andy commented, "After all, the first ten levels are basic, the next ten are heroic, the ten after that are epic, and the thirtieth-first level and above makes you legendary."
There was a pause as Mir did some math in her head, "Miriam..." There was a look of terrifying understanding of the words falling from her lips displayed on her face, "Technically you are now a Duke of Hell."
Miriam's face was blank as the sheer insanity of the situation finally sunk in, "Duke?" She abruptly let out a bark of laughter then slapped a hand over her mouth. With wide eyes, she slowly shook her head and spoke through her fingers, "A legendary familiar is in the same category as a Duke?" A slow blink, "Madness!"
Mir nodded as she shrugged helplessly, "Well, technically, yeah. Hell's laws on hierarchy and ranking, while often subverted, are rather clearly defined." She pointed at Miriam, "Andrew turned you into a Duke... or Duchess, in this case. Wait, Are you the first female Duke?" Mir scratched the top of her head, "Actually, I think you might be."
Andy nodded in agreement, "Being a familiar might have its drawbacks and limitations, but indeed. You've ascended to the status of legendary familiar, with all the benefits that accompany breaking through into legendary levels." He narrowed his eyes in contemplation. "You say Andrew doesn't consider you, but with those two levels he took..." Andy settled on the floor, crossing his legs as he spoke. "He's fubared his entire build. Everything is now out of alignment. He'll forever be playing catch-up and everything will be harder than it needs to be. He sacrificed statistical perfection for you."
Miriam shook her head as she turned back to Andy, "Uh... NO. He did that so he could save himself!"
"That initial class? The level in Psychic Mind? Sure, that was self-preservation, no question," Andy lifted a single finger. "But opting for that level of Clawlock? I'd argue there were far better choices." He shook his head with a dismissive air. "If I've got a handle on his thought process..." Andy smirked knowingly. "And I think I do." Giving Miriam a playful wink, "He took that level of Clawlock for YOUR sake."
Miriam felt like an unmoored ship drifting in deep waters, "But... why?"
"Why prioritize you over optimizing his build? My guess? Because he understood that if push came to shove, he could surrender." Andy paused to let his words sink in. "It was clear they wanted him alive. He was no good to them dead." He gestured towards Miriam. "But you? They intended to kill you, no matter what. Bottom line? He had a way to survive. You didn't."
Andy shrugged, "From a purely strategic standpoint, it was a lousy choice, given he is a spellcaster first and foremost. However, if his aim was to give you the best possible chance to survive, I can't think of a smarter move." He shrugged again, adding, "And he was in a situation where waiting until the last minute wasn't an option. It was either acquire that level of clawlock immediately... or not at all." He took a deep breath before finishing, "I don't think he was ready to gamble with your life."
Miriam was silent.
Mir cleared her throat as she approached and came into Miriam's peripheral vision, "Still worried he doesn't think about you?"
Miriam looked at Mir out of the corner of her eye and had just opened her mouth to reply when there was a knock at the door.
All three turned to look.
Thanks for the chapter.🍪
how strong is miriam comparable to one of the gods right now?
By my reckoning 2/3 but I don't know how they count for full spellcasting saves ect.
Well, the problem is, if you had say, 20 levels of wizard, you'd be terrifying. However, levels 21 to 30, kinda suck. There is the law of diminishing returns at play. A wizard has many options. Miriam is a familiar. Familiars do NOT have options, but what they do have increases in a linear fashion.
Normally a Familar's HP is half the master, but Andrew reformatted her Features, so he switched out the useless ones (like ALERTNESS) for a feat that gives you a bonus +2 HP per level. So she is half Andrew, +80. (Spoiler: Miriam's hitpoints are still in the double digits.)
Her base attack is based on Andrew. he can't get around that, so her number of attacks and chance to hit is weak. Her saves suck, because, again, based on Andrew whose build counts on creating immunity, not taking chances with dice rolls.
Skill wise is different, because she gets all of Andrew's skills, but gets a massive Int Bonus because she's a familiar. Every two levels she gets +1 Int, the first two levels don't count. She's got a +19 int to her base 10, or a 29 int. She is WAY smarter than Andrew now. She gets huge bonuses for knowledge checks in general, which is part of the reason she's freaking out all the time lately.
Ignorance is bliss, after all.
She had absolutely NOTHING in the way of knowledge skills except for outer planar lore. Now she's has access to all of Andrew's knowledges (which is ALL OF THEM at least one level). So even with Andrew's weakest knowledge, she can take the automatic success on any check up to DC 30, which considering DC 20 is considered 'normal', you should get the picture.
Basically, she went from being a mouth-breathing vapid Tik Tok user to being goddamn brainiac in the span of two months. Is it little wonder she's freaking out? Miriam as far from 'bliss' as she can get at the moment. On top of that she gets access to Autohypnosis, which gives the user a bonus to remembering things. In her situation, she's remembering her ENTIRE LIFE and is now smart enough to understand EVERY MISTAKE SHE MADE.
So, while it isn't being made clear at this point, she's having a lot more of a problem than with just Andrew being insensitive. This will come up more in the future.
Of course, a major perk of being a familiar is the bonus to her natural armor. Currently at +20. Her massive level gives her amazingly high Spell resistance. Her base creature makes her spell reflective as well. If she can resist a spell targeting her, it reflects on the caster, and she is making her resist roll at least 95% of the time. She has improved evasion which makes her basically ignore area-of-effect attacks that get around being targeted with spells, and a high base dex as well on top of being so tiny.
TL/DR: She's Hard to hit with skin as hard as Oerthblood Alloyed Adamantine, can take a LOT of punishment, damn near immune to magic, which will bounce back at you, an IQ of 290, and...
And... that's it.
See while he is amazingly hard to kill, she just has a stinger with sleep poison for the attack. Now, the poison gets harder to resist the higher her level, so, basically, anyone who isn't immune to poison is gonna take a nap. However, besides that, her massive level doesn't give her many benefits.
ON PAPER, however, in Hell there are many many rules. These rules are designed to screw over the little guy. One of those rules is that you need to a really high level to be considered for any position of power. Alas, most demons do not even qualify for 'levels', they just have Hit Dice. As such, the dukes and other mid-power management demons maintain their control through bureaucratic BS.
She is a near-impossible-to-kill fluttering ball of shiny, but other than that, if you can just grab her and hold tight, she's screwed.
My reason for explaining it this way is that 'the Gods' operate on a different plane entirely, utilizing the Divine Level rules. It's like comparing apples to oranges. However, comparing Miriam to the Dukes is possible, in that she can take a hit and keep on coming, but if your target is immune to poison, she can't do jack. Her major threat to any Dukes would be, her massive intelligence for actually understanding the bureaucratic nonsense of Hell and the fact she is, technically, high enough level to claim the right to USE those rules.
And Hell was BUILT on the word 'Technically'.
@TheEldritchGod i see so out of nowhere she won the jackpot after she dies at least she wont be work as a peon on hell anymore... but doesnt tha mean that ifshe has acess to those features of hell and she is actually a weakling any middle management social climber devil will want to get their hands on her to have acess to those features... well i bet andrew can deal with them
@Theirl - Well, one plot arc is titled, Andrew Goes To Hell. Take that for what it's worth.
@TheEldritchGod naoce