Why does it have to be Minecraft? Out of all the worlds that could have been selected it had to be Minecraft? Star Trek would have been nice. Every citizen has, at the very least, food which is always a win no matter how you look at it.

So why have I been, quiet literally, dumped in some random world with the bloody Minecraft system. What complete and utter wanker decided to choose me of all people to live out their sick little power trip. Granted I had it coming by tempting fate like that, but come on.

Inspired by The one Player - Lucader881