Alex Griffin & Jamie Hayes have a perfectly normal theory about gender: being a boy is obviously awful—being a girl is obviously better, and every guy alive would press the hypothetical “turn me into a girl” button in a heartbeat.

This is, apparently, not a universal male experience.

At Ridgewood High, the Dynamic Double-Play Duo are baseball prodigies, domestic deities, and completely sincere weirdos with absolutely no idea what the word *transgender* means. Their friends are baffled. Lena Vance is having the time of her life. And Alex & Jamie, armed with flawless logic and zero self-awareness, continue to explain the superiority of girlhood to everyone around them like it’s basic common sense.

Obl̶i̶viously is a chaotic *Ridgewood Girls/Ridgewoodverse* AU about egg logic, public self-reporting, aggressive affection, and the slow-motion comedy of two girls being the last people on earth to figure out they’re girls.