Evan Slater is unhappy with his life in the dusty little mining town he calls home. Though his parents want him to find a wife, he doesn't like any of the girls in town. One day, however, his situation changes: he's kidnapped by an orc! A lady orc! But for what reason...?

You wanted it back, so here it is! This is an 18+ story with lots of human on orc action, so if you don't like green boobs and butts, you probably wont like this story. It's very tongue in cheek and silly, but will have some dark moments.