"Let me tell you a joke, my life."

"That's not funny."

"I know, right? My life is an unfunny joke, sniff..."

"I don't think being funny matters or not--it's your life."

"Yes."

"It's my life."

"It is now or never."

"I ain't gonna live forever!"

"I just wanna live when I'm alive."

"It's my life!"

"My heart is like an open highway."

"Like Frankie said: I did it, my way!"

"I just wanna live when I'm alive."

"It's..."

"The Monty Python's Flying Circus!"