So, there's this menu.

Fried rice.

Add that with pork chops with teriyaki sauce. With cucumbers on the side, and sliced vegetables consisting of carrot, broccoli, and tomatoes.

The rice had fried garlic mixed in with a bit of grated cheese and corn slices for crunchiness. When you whiffed in a smell there's a faint aroma of corned beef. You simmer it with hot, melted cheese and slices of tenderized chicken.

The chicken meat had sliced soft ham and egg with fluffy deep-yellow yolk inside of it. Add that with french fries from natural potatoes and those fries itself were coated with crab meat inside of it. The texture soft and chewy like the edges of stuffed crust pizza, and it's also resplendent of chikuwa.

When you nommed on the french fries, each bite of it would send a mix of sweet, salty sauce seeping through your throat, with a tenderizing smell and delicacy of various bounties of nature. You dipped the french fries atop the sea of fried rice, with the sticky cheese culminating all the crunchy rice together.

Each bite of rice tasted like corned beef and corn. You'd feel as if you're partying with everyone amidst the mountains, but you're inside a convenience store that's also a fast food chain.

You could also add that everything in the countless piles of garlic bread, shaped in big loaves. Put everything together, and let the sensation of cruising in the sea of Venice course.

With tons of meat, rice, french fries, cheese, vegetables, and stuff add that with the drink consisting of a milk smoothie. Its texture gelatinous but you could actually chew the drink to make the combination of strawberry choco explode in your mouth.

The straw was made out of pure chocolate. When you nommed on the straw, it'd have the taste of black chocolate on the top, and it gradually became sweeter, and its innermost part had the sweetness of white choco.

So, when the milk went through your choco straw, you could also sip it quickly. the mix of bitterness and sweetness will slowly permeate through your body.

You could also dip in the swiss waffles provided. Either dip it into the smoothie or dip the waffle into the cheese-meat Fontaine.

Lastly, the dessert

It was a pudding, simple and fresh. Had the revitalizing aroma of green tea.

When you chewed on it, the mild, menthol flavor would clear up all the stink which the previous meal left behind. And the moderate pint of lemon citrus would clean up the fat.

The pudding was the size of a regular plate; few cherries neatly arranged on top.If you nommed on the cherry, it'd also generate bubbles you can use to gargle. It'd clean your mouth. it's also delicious and refreshing.

For the final drink, there's the usual mineral water, with the effect of cleansing your entire body of free radicals and also energizes your entire body.

it's natural spring water made from a mystical mountain.

There's also tea made out of the oldest leaves and coffee from the olden fermentations. And the finest wine made out of the mixture of grape and dragon blood fermented together.

While you ate, there'd also be mellow jazz music playing accompanied by the mild lightning and warm decorations that made you feel at home. Along with the aromatherapy which made you relax

The seating, table and the dinner utensils were also hand-picked to caress your entire flesh with hospitality. Giving the best of all five senses in one dinner. From the food to the entire dining experience itself.

We hope you enjoy your stay.

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