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this is just some nonsense i wrote on my usual discord server.

Speaking of which, if there's someone called a mean guy.

I probably thought--ah, just your average joe.

Since mean means average.

Gotta love how ambiguous English is.

And people can be pretty much an asshole generally. Since they have at least one. The other one is on their face.

I say at least one since the other one doesn't always spew crap.

Though technically, you can crap from your entire body.

Sweat exists.

Then I had a strange idea. That human beings have assholes throughout their body. It's actually true we have one, called the pores or something that let out the sweat.

Dunno if other animals can sweat. But on the zoo something something with the tier list sweating is like a human's unique ability.

Which means humans probably have the biggest number of assholes compared to all creatures on earth. Which made them the most asshole, in both meanings.