(Where...Where am I?)

My surrounding was an endless expanse of white. I observed my surrounding before focusing on the only other being in the room, a muscular  old man with a white beard. He did not look too happy, he looked pretty pissed in fact. Before I could say anything, he began to speak

[You have displeased me sinner...]

Suddenly, fear gripped my very being. The bloodlust he was releasing was so thick I could almost see lines radiating out of him. With my high inference abilities, I deduced who he was immediately. I barely managed to choke out.

(G...God?)

He smiled coldly, his face without a single trace of friendliness.

[Do you know what is your sin, Sinner?]

(L...Look, if this is about the trolling, I'm sorry. I thought it was all just harmless fu-)

I pleaded for my life, or more correctly, my after-life, since I was already dead. Wait, how did I die anyways? God seems to be able to read my mind, as he began explaining. 

[You were stabbed by the very person you trolled today. He tracked you down, climbed through your window, and plunged a knife into your heart.]

I died for such a stupid reason? Tears brimmed in my eyes as I thought about my stupid death. I'm definitely getting bullied in hell.

(So I'm dead? A...Am I going to get punished? I'm very sorry for causing so much tro-)

[Would I punish you for such small problem? No, your sin is much more worse] 

I gulped, I couldn't recall having done anything which would cause God to have so much fury. God sighed.

[You don't even know what sin you committed? Very well, I shall explain your sin to you. Remember the joke you made before logging off?]

Wow, God was looking at my private messages? Creepy. That aside, the joke I made? I didn't make any joke, unless...no... it can't be...

[THAT'S RIGHT! THE STUPID JOKE WHICH YOU MADE ABOUT ATTACK HELICOPTERS!]

I shriveled up into a ball due to the sheer volume of his voice. God was so angry that he was talking in full caps. I knew deep inside that attack helicopter jokes are outdated, but isn't declaring it a sin too much?

[NO! YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND! ATTACK HELICOPTERS ARE GREATEST IN THE WORLD! HOW COULD YOU MAKE FUN OF THEM!] 

Wha? Great, he is shouting so loud that my eardrums became damaged and I've started hearing things. The full cap sentences are also starting to hurt my eyes.

[NOPE, YOU AREN'T HEARING THINGS. ATTACK HELICOPTERS ARE ONE OF THE BEST THING HUMANITY HAS EVER MADE, YET YOU REDUCED IT INTO A MERE JOKE. AND FOR THAT, I MUST PUNISH YOU.]

This is it, I'm getting sent to hell by a GODDAMN MILITARY OTAKU for making an attack helicopter joke, it's almost surreal. OH CRAP, HE CAN READ MINDS CAN'T HE?

[STILL UNREPENTANT TILL THE VERY END? VERY WELL, YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE WORLD 《Terra》 TO SAVE IT'S INHABITANTS FROM THE DEMON LORD.]

That doesn't sound too bad though? It sounds just like the isekai adventure I have always wanted?

[HOWEVER, THERE IS A TWIST. YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER SO THAT YOU AND THE INHABITANTS OF 《Terra》 CAN UNDERSTAND THE GREATNESS OF ATTACK HELICOPTERS.]

Wha?

[Be on your way now, before I send you to hell or something.]

Before I could express that I would prefer going to hell, my surrounding suddenly became brighter, blinding my eyes in the process. My brain was still in disarray due to everything happening too quickly. I'm getting reincarnated as an attack helicopter? I had already resolved to myself that I was going to hell. I did not expect this plot twist. 

(How bizzare...)

My consciousness slowly fades away...