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sorry for the delay on the chapter! I swear group project are just a way for professors to torture students by making the worst groups possible!

[《Congratulations !》For being to idiotically stupid, it's cute, you gain the title; 《Stupid but Cute》! Gained +5 charm, and -5 intelligence once equipped and heightened the chance of people putting down their guard around you.]

[Congrats—since you are unaffected by emotions and definitely don't possess a common sense like humans you have gained The Title >Kudere<Effects: Even if someone gives you the middle finger and say fu-ck you. You still won't feel anything. Resistance against "Confusion", "Provocation" and "Curses" have now been gained.]

You are now walking toward the library.

[buy clothes at the soup store]

You already bought clothes though?

[attempt to discover the secrets to life, the universe, and everything by staring directly at the sun for an extended amount of time]

"Kath what the hell are you doing????"(kay)

Kay pulls your head back down.

You are now blind.

"Kath! don't look at the sun! grow some new eyes and don't do it again!"(kay)

"Ok"

Marcel is laughing the whole time.

Kay stares at them.

"Hey, Marcel did cult want to you to report to them about the orc lord?"(Kay)

"Huh?~Oh no~that had nothing to do with that~The cult doesn't care about the orcs~~I just happen to spot a demon~~"(Marcel)

"Demon! Ok, I get devils! they pop up everywhere! but how did a demon get here! aren't they separated by the wall?"(kay)

Marcel shoots her thoughtful look.

"I don't know~the cult will look into it~though they might use this as an excuse to kill all the demons~"(Marcel)

"demon??"

"Oh....um....you see Kath back in the day the demons were an intelligent race......but"(Kay)

"It turned out~that the land they were living on was contaminated~and they started mutating more and more with every generation~some of them still have some semblance of mind but the majority have become mindless monsters~So each country chipped in and built a wall that runs deep underground to hold the contamination~"(Marcel)

"that wall is very old though...........maybe some cracks appeared..."(kay)

Marcel shrugs.

"Meh~not like it's our problem~even if they do appear we can take them~"(Marcel)

Kay still has a look of worry.

Marcel look at your halberd and whistles.

"And Kathy got himself a nice weapon~~so he should be fine~"(Marcel)

You pull out the halberd and look at it.

It's black color shins in the sun......all of sudden........A fog that only you can see appears, it seems to be coming out of the halberd  

You hear a familiar voice....

[Give Passive: Halberd Mastery: gives 100 years worth of combat knowledge with a halberd this coincides with your form manipulation of form changes the skills knowledge to fit your form for whatever you choose to be]

[Note: Progress will be downloaded slowly 5 years per 24 hours will be downloaded into your subconscious and muscle memory this also coincides with form manipulation(blocking, countering and ways to swing and keep stance improves dependant on your progress)]

[Warning: it is advised that you change your form slowly so the skill can adapt to your form with greater ease keep in mind even if you stay in your current form and wait it to download you will still feel migraines the pain involved in you change and gaining that new knowledge is significantly more painful]

You stare at the halberd griping it in your hands.

You feel something forming inside of you.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!: 

You have gained muscles! strength increased!

You slowly put it on your back.

Hmmm out of all the voices....that one gives you chills...you thank him nonetheless.


You arrive at the library.

It's the biggest box you have ever seen in your life!

And you lived for like! 9 days!!!

You notice a line in front of a booth.

"you need a pass to get in~good thing I already have one~"(Marcel)

Marcel pulls out a card with his picture on it.

You take the card and stare at it.

"How did they draw your picture so good!"

"HaHaHa~it's called a picture Kathy~I'll tell you all about it later~"(Marcel)

Kay notices a board with a map of the library she walk towards it and Marcel follows.

[Continue your conversation with Marcel about the voices when Kay is away. Ask Marcel about his head voices.]

You hold Marcel's shoulder and ask them.

"Marcel, can you tell me more about your head voices?"

Marcel stares at you, their smile slowly fading.

".........It's just one voice..........He........"(Marcel)

Marcel tries to not look you in the eye.

"He's..........................intense..............."(Marcel)

Marcel's eyes seem chaotic.

"COME ON!"(Kay)

Kay is waving at you!

Marcel goes back to their regular demeanor almost instantly.

"HaHaHAHA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Let's focus on more important things then head voices~~~~~~~~~"(Marcel)

"???????"

Marcel takes large strides toward kay almost like they're running away from you...

You walk behind them.

You enter the library.

Books, books, and more books.

They are so many of them it's insane.

"God, if this is the third-largest library I wonder what the first is like...."(kay)

They are many people here.

Children being read to by a teacher.

Students studying.

People that just like quiet places.

And good old book worms sitting down with stacks of books.

Kay starts looking through the bookshelves

Things between you and Marcel kind of weird right now, so they keep a distance.

[You come across a book about childbirth. You ask Kay on how children are made.]

You find the book and show it to Kay.

Kay looks at it and puts a hand to her chin.

"I don't know if this will be useful for you Kath, but I guess I can teach you"(kay)

Kay proceeds to explain baby-making to you.

She tries to explain it in the least graphic way possible.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!: 

You now know the difference between men and women!

You also know how babies are born!

You get mixed feelings about that....

[Go and read some book about how about healing and poison and acquire poison and healing magic and the title Doctor]

You grab a book and start reading.

it's {Healing and poison magic 101}

It seems that if you don't have light or water aptitude you can't use healing.

You do manage to learn poison though, through the book and the poison you got from the gentlemen club.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!: 

You can now make poison.

[Try to get a book about how to be a proper gentleman/lady. Get your etiquette on lol]

You grab a book called {etiquette for the unetiquetted}

You read through it.

The book has a lot of old words you don't understand.

Your head is starting to hurt.

Hmm, you notice someone in a black hoodie.

They look around before they pull out a book and a pen and start drawing on it.

[Investigate the case of who drew those dicks in the library and make him or her pay with their virginity for insulting the wisdom contained in the library.]

You slowly walk behind them.

The vandal seems to be too busy drawing dicks to realize you're behind them.

You hold their shoulder and turn them around!

A look of shock enters their face!

Their hood falls off and you can see their face now.

It seems to be a girl! ha! look at you! already using your newfound wisdom!

but....other then the fact that she is a girl, you don't really know what she is?

She's short but not as short as kay.

Her skin is red, her hair is black, one of her eyes are a golden yellow.

And instead of the one horn elves have, she has two coming out of the sides of her forehead.

she tries to shake you off!

"leT gO oF mE noW!!"(??)

Every time she says a word it seems to end in an echo.

"I can't"

"oK finE I diD iT whO careS! iT waS funnY, don'T yoU havE A sencE oF humoR???"(??)

You are still holding on to her.

You shake your head.

"I have to make you pay first"

"uuuuG finE hoW mucH?"(??)

She pulls out a wallet from her hoodie pocket.

"Your virginity"

She opens her wallet and looks through it.

"yeaH yeaH one virginitY...........................virginitY?"(??)

Her face starts to fill with fear.

She looks to the right and then to the left...

She starts to sweat.

And then she closes her eyes...and then...

She kicks you between the legs!

She opens her eyes now filled with mockery, which quickly turns into confusion.

She kicks you between the legs again.....feeling nothing.

"youR A chicK!?"(??)

You look down, you pulled that thing in a long time ago because it was annoying.

The girl takes advantage of your confusion and books it out of there

Hmm, you probably won't see her again...

You go back to Kay and Marcel.

Marcel seems to be reading a book about someone called the great sage.

While Kay is reading a book about light magic.

You tell kay about what happened.

"From what you're describing, it must have been a half-devil, but who cares about that! Marcel found something! "(kay)

Marcel clears their throat. 

"Umm~the great sage is doing research about shapeshifters, so people can make themselves the perfect body~and transfer their conscience~"(Marcel)

Marcel is still being a little weird by they seem to have calmed down a little.

"We can't go to the great sage himself but we can talk to one of his students! and Marcel here knows one of them!"(Kay)

Marcel nods their head.

"Great sage?"

"The great sage was in the hero's party~ he helped him fight the demon king~ and after the hero died, he made his mission to advance the world as much as possible~"(Marcel)

"Yeah, he created phones and planes, and all kinds of stuff!"(kay)

Kay closes her book.

"Ok, so we got a lead on finding out what you are...not much on the silver-haired, 21-year-old nobleman though..."(Kay)

"We'll go see the sage's student tomorrow~ while we're still here they're some books I have to catch up on~"(Marcel)

Marcel gets up and walk toward the bookshelves.

Kay opens her book again.

[ask Kay about different types of popular languages.]

You ask her.

"Oh? Ummm, well back in the day, every race had their own language. Over time, all languages just started combining into a common one. Now there are some races that still have their own localized languages, but they only speak it within their communities."(kay)

Kay shrugs.

"That's all I know, I could be wrong though, I don't know everything, but if your that curious just look for a book about it"(kay)

"Ok"

You start looking for a book.

You can't seem to find what you want though.

You are walking deeper and deeper into the library.

For some reason, you still can't find that book!

Then you see it!

Someone else, a guy in a robe has it.

You walk behind to ask if you can have it.

The robed figure walks to a door pushes some numbers into it and walks inside!

You need that book!

Luckily you were able to see the numbers.

You push them in and walk through the door.

Hmmm? you don't see the robed figure anywhere!

You start looking for him.

Not really noticing where you are.

There are way fewer books in here, but all of them are chained to the walls

You feel weird power in the air.

As you walk through this place you notice a light.

You follow it to see.....well a book!

This book is hovering in mid-air.

The light seems to be coming out of the book.

It's hovering closer.

It seems to beckon you, it wants to fill you with its knowledge.

You reach out to it.

The book opens by itself.

And the light that was inside blasts your eyes, but instated of burning them like the sun.

It seems to fill you with knowledge.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!: 

You have learned Alchemy!

You can combine all non-organic material!

You stare at the book, now that you have its wisdom, what do you do with it now? 

[locate the grimoire and draw dicks on it to the point where it is completely unsalvageable.]

Hmm, maybe that's not a good idea...

[ ... Try... talking to one of the voices in your head... and DEFY them... choose your own path--- ERROR.... *#8$JFBI --- [REBOOTING] ....[REBOOT SUCCESSFUL]
FOLLOW THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD. DO NOT DARE DEFY THEM]

Well.........ok then.

You draw dicks all over the book.

And then you just kind of walk out.

This so not going a problem ever!

"did you find the book"(kay)

"no, but I found something else"

Kay gets up and stretches her body.

"well ok then, I think that's enough reading for one day, let's go back to the inn."(kay)

You find Marcel.

They sigh.

"Sorry guys I couldn't find anything on that grimoire~"(Marcel)

"that's okay"

"Yeah Marcel, even if we did find it, we'd never be able to use it anyway"(kay)


You arrive at the inn.

"Good night Kath"(kay)

"....Good night Kathy~"(Marcel)

Marcel smiles at you, it seems that they got over what the hell that was.

You make your way to the courtyard.

But unlike yesterday you have something to do!

You pull out all your non-organic stuff.

The cursed sword.

The black halberd.

The harpoon gun.

magic ring (darkness booster).

magic ring (void booster).

Your jacket.

weird looking rock.

Gold crown

Top hat.

phone.

"hehehehe!"

it seems you can combine only two things, and once you make the new item you can't add to it again, but you can separate them if you don't like the result.

Hmmmm what should start with.


Write commands in the comments.

start with command: your command

For the alchemy

Write alchemy: item1 - item 2

yes devils are everywhere because satan killed himself

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