{timer: 321 days till universes destruction}
You put your hand on the ground and a simple circle appears with 5 lines in it forming a star.
You put down the first two items.
Jacket - Harpoon Gun: You create the comfy harpoon.
It's just the Harpoon gun but it's wrapped in the jacket's material...
This doesn't seem very useful so you separate the two items.
cursed sword - black halberd: failure!
It seems that your Alchemy level is too low to merge the two weapons!
Gold crown- Top hat: You make the gold top hat crown!
It's a gold top hat with those spiky crown things on the rim of the hat.
................You don't really want to put this thing on your body...you separate the two items.
Phone - Crown: Some gold goggles appear, you put them on.
[Congratulations! You have successfully crafted a weird goggle-thingy, which can be worn on---- YOUR HEAD!]
[The weird goggle-thingy has the following effects; 1) Ability;《 Appraisal》. 2) -10 charm. And 3) Ability; 《Domination》]
《Domination》 - You are king. +30% intimidation. Gain passive aura of suppression against beings weaker than yourself.
《Appraisal》- You can see info on random shit. How detailed it depends on your intelligence.]
It also works as a phone! you're keeping this one!
Void Booster - Darkness Booster: failure!
The items seem to merge for a second but quickly separate! it seems the void and darkness are rejecting each other.....
Harpoon Gun -Void Booster: You created the Void gun! or "The NANI!!"
The gun will shoot a harpoon through a void, and hit enemies from a random direction! ( you can't really control it)
Halberd - Darkness Booster: The Halberd is now somehow blacker than before! its name is "The darkest night"
The halberd can now phase through solid objects! which means you stab someone through their shield or armor!
Cursed Sword - Weird Looking Rock: The Cursed Sword is glowing blue! Its name is "The Cursed man's finger"
It can now shoot a beam to curse people instead of slashing them!
The circle disappears and you look proudly at your new loot.
[Pull out the kidnapped dude and the noble dude and use them to experiment with the shit you made with alchemy.]
The man you kidnapped is already dead, you put him next to the silver-haired, 21-year-old nobleman
You use your weapons on the dead body.
You shoot a Harpoon form the NANI!
The harpoon is shot into a void and then appears behind the man, stabbing him in his already dead heart.
Next, you bring out The cured man's finger and shoot a curse at the body.
Curse: floating.
The body floats in midair.
You gently push the body behind a tree.
Then you bring out the Blackest Night.
The halberd phases through the tree and cuts the body in half!
You clean up, and by clean you mean absorb everything before someone sees you.
Next, you pull out the weird goggles and point them towards the silver-haired, 21-year-old nobleman.
Some words pop up over him.
species: human
States" Alive????????/ Dead????
Other than that you get nothing, you put your goggles down and pick up the silver-haired, 21-year-old nobleman.
You stare at the silver-haired, 21-year-old nobleman, This has been with you since the beginning.
And for some reason, you don't understand...
You hug him...
You feel calm, like a child with his favorite teddy bear.
You put him back in you.
[ Inscribe magical symbols onto your weapons to make them stronger and more explodey. Learn: Enchantment.]
You draw on your weapons but all you accomplish is making them look lame...
You wash off the shitty drawings.
[If the full moon is out in the sky then scream like a Wolf "Auuuuuuuuu.....!!!!]
You look up and only see stars, what the hell is a moon?????
[Try coating your self with dark magic in order to develop invisibility]
You're not really invisible but you can hide in the shadows.
[make yourself a BIG dong]
You do the thing.
It's really hard in tight pants.
and......for some reason your confidence has increased!
[Practice magic and one-liners because one-liners always (somehow) improves spell efficiency and efficacy by at least 150%.]
You practice some magic and say shit like.
"You cant a void me!"
And
"Dark to see you!"
That last one needs some work though...
All of a sudden you notice that your shadow is growing darker and darker!
Almost like a portal!
A Black card slowly rises from your shadow.
You take the card and hear a voice.
[Hey there friend I love how you're progressing right now so I would like to offer you a gift as well don't worry it's not a curse haha. I present to you a single card that summons a Mage of Darkness that will help you out in a fight like a certain Pharoah. You must shout "I summon Dark Magician". The summon last only for a day and will need a two-day cooldown also will acquire the title duelist. Best of luck my little friend]
You put the card in you for safe keeping, and thank the voice.
You start thinking about the voices for a little bit...
But then quickly stop...You don't need to question these things...just live your life.
[Disguise yourself and go to a tavern at night to gain information on whatever you might need. Just hear them out.]
You look at the time on your goggles, surprisingly not much time has passed, you guessed you can do this before your friends wake up.
You wear your hood down and walk into the bar.
it seems to be a crowded night.
The usuals are drinking happily, Guys talking to girls they have no shot with, and people just enjoying the good food.
You sit down next to two people who seem to be the loudest.
"Hey! did you hear! they caught the dick vandal!"(guy1)
"Oh shit! really! who was it!"(guy2)
"It was a fucking half devil!"(Guy!)
............wait half devil........
"Why am I not fucking surprised!! So how much do they have to pay in fines! I bet they'll be broke for life!"(guy2)
"no no no no no no! that's the thing dude! They ruined a really important book! bitch is gonna get executed! (guy1)
They must be talking about that girl..........which means she is going to be executed for something you did.......oh well.
You don't really feel bad about it, you decide to ignore it...
[You disobeyed the voice. Your mission was to Deflower or in other words pierce with your tentacles the half-devil girl's cunt. Now meet your punishment:
>>Disobedience Detected: proceeding to give punishment.
>>Form alteration deactivated: Your size and form alterations will be made unavailable for 1 day. Relay in your halbert or magic to defend yourself.
Reminder >>Obey the voices else Self-Destruction or a worse fate awaits you.]
........................................shit.
You make your way to where they're keeping the half devil girl.
It's not really a secret you just asked one of the guys and they told you where it was.
It seems to be a three-story brick box.
And the half devil is on the third floor.
From what you can see they're guards everywhere!
You need to sneak in bring her out and do the thing!
You can't shapeshift so you have to use your magic and your weapons!
What will you do?
Write commands in the comments.
start with command: your command
Do you guys want an actual s*x scene?
Appreciated.
Approved and Appreciated.
We need at least 10 approvals on this. Cause the MC is a tentacle monster u know.
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Command: You have years of experience with a halbert dude, use it to stab everyone to death. Also, if something goes wrong just use the void gun or {The Nani} to kill them allllll !!!
Command: Warning : If you attack now you will be outnumbered and have a hard fight for hours. Easily said: "They will all chop u to death."
1•Advice— Aim for the heart or brain. 2•Recommended: to kill them all secretly and absorb their remains. 3•Problem: If they call for backup you will be outnumbered and hurt badly. Don't give them the chance to call for help.
Command: stab a guard through the wall using darkest night
Command: shoot the nani at any lookouts.
command:knock out a guard and disguise yourself.
Command:sneak in using your magic,sneak out with the girl, pierce her,then put her back.
Command: search Half demon for flowers and remove them to comply with orders
Command: steal every third brick you see from the three story brick box with the half demon
command: draw d*cks on everything inside of the three story brick box including the half demon
Command: TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!
Command: Climb up the third floor using shadow tentacles and cast darkness at yourself so you can't be seen
Command: Cast void magic to make a whole at the wall and get the half devil
Command: Knock out half devil and summon shadow clones of the girl and make them escape outside to lure the guard away
Command: Use poison magic to induce a mist that will put the guard remaining asleep
I hope my Geiss goes through...also it acts as a semi divine blessing from god but with conditions, far more potential and helps SHAPE your divinity
the requirements that must be answered to SHAPE divinity are basically as follows (in my own thoughts feel free to ignore completely if you don't like): What were your tendencies?, What magic did you use?, What did you look like?, What did others think of you?, What was preferred your weapon?, Magic or Physical combat?, Etc Etc
with these in mind i think you add another to the story which would give you more freedom like a divine realm, the afterlife, gods of other dimensions, space chicks, guns, Sly Marbo (use this link to find out what the i'm talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y) and the possibility of making Commands into Quests when Kathanid has the ability to bend the system to HIS will or create his own.
Food for thought feel free to use this anytime (though i really want milord to have a new alternative to get stronger that the system can't lock)
Sincerely TheCursedMan
The video was f*cking amazing thank you for sharing that! also, there is another way for Kath to get stupid strong if he goes down a certain path, but it also very hard to complete and might kill him easily, maybe Kath can ask someone about that ;)
heh quite~~~
ok, starting a conversation about what we'd like to give kathanid and what situations we should throw him up against
heres some of mine:
-Kathanid starts up on training his own weapon style
-Kathanid meeting some of the other tumours (remanants, spiritually or whatever)
-Kathanid fighting against a kingdom
-Kathanid vs a Mutated Cyber Dragon (awesome dungeon boss!)
Book recommendations for the author to read to improve his writing (Though it's still a really good style!!!!!!)
- https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/12024/the-new-world
- https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/22186/summoning-shenanigans
- https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/19661/reincarnated-as-a-troll-in-a-dark-fantasy-world
They're really good hope you enjoy them!
P.s they're all lit-rpg's one is set in a reincarnation setting, another in a world being corrupted by dark gods and the final one is a fantasy sci-fi with alot of magic and hyper advanced tech (mc is op, semi-relateable, has a love interest, uses his fists to fight, eldritch, old one, ai, etc)
Sincerely TheCursedMan
some of that stuff would have already happened if great strength was chosen instead of great knowledge.
f*ckING DAMMIT!
still gonna read the books though right?
I'll check them out, also new chapter coming in a couple of minutes.
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