You are always staying in your room they said...
Go to the park and make some friends they said...
Now I'm here at the park sitting on a bench and watching other children.
"I have no idea"
How the hell do shitty brats make friends with each other???
Hmmm....in my university days you just had to offer some free beer so maybe...no better not.
WAIT!!!
Why do I even think about shitty brats!
The world of Naruto is a dangerous place to live!!!
Let's get my mind back to a more important topic.
Since I regained my memories I have come up with some options:
Option 1: living a quiet life as a non-shinobi...even in the unlikely scenario where I miraculously survive till the end of Naruto, what would only await me would be the era of Boruto - where damn aliens invade the planet day and night!!!
Option 2: Obtaining somehow a Sharingan or a tailed beast....nah - if I wanted to commit suicide might as well do it less painfully.
Option 3: Get strong enough to be able to travel the world and then just hide in some unimportant place...
Yeah, option 3 is probably the best.
So then the next question would be how strong would be good enough?
I should be at least strong enough to be able to deal with multiple small fries right?
So I guess around Jonin level?
Ok, that seems achievable even for a mob like me.
So next would be how can I achieve this?
If I just follow the normal shinobi career path with going to the academy and then just doing missions, I would just end up like my parents who only know how to throw some kunai around.
So to be Jonin level I would need some real ninjutsu,
I think when you are a Chunin you can learn some elemental ninjutsu from scrolls which you can borrow....wait what the hell are my parents even doing?
If they learned some I could ask them to train me...but I guess they are just glad that they aren't Genin anymore.
They really have no ambition at all...well my Dad has an ambition but let's not talk about that.
Anyways so that means I just have to advance to Chunin, learn some decent ninjutsu, and then defect.
I would be considered a wanted rouge ninja and would be in the Bingo Book, but it is still better than being forced to fight a rampaging Madara.
Graduating from the academy should be easy since I know which jutsu is tested as the graduation exam.
Yeah that will be as easy for me as stealing candy from children hehehehe
I also know the content of the Chunin Exams where Naruto and the rest will be participating.
That won't be as easy though.
First of all, I need to make sure that my assigned Jonin will allow me to participate in this particular exams.
Furthermore, I need to impress the staff there, so I can be promoted like Shikamaru.
But this will be really hard, considering how stupidly strong some of this generation will be - I legit will be competing against monsters.
But the problem is, is that if I don't participate in this particular exam, I'm not confident at all that I will be able to pass future Chunin Exams without abusing my future knowledge!!!
Just look at the dumb first test!!
How is a normal person supposed to know that you have to cheat!!!
So then the only thing I can do is to make sure that I will be strong enough till then.
Yeah...asking my parents to train me will be a waste of time so let's just look somewhere else.
Well, somehow it was fruitful going outside to think things through so let's head back home...
But why do I have the feeling that I forgot something?
"Oh welcome home Eiji, were you able to make some friends?"
Oh right...
"Yeah I'm now in friendship with nature and decided to live in the woods, I just came here to tell you"
"..."
"I'm just joking. Anyway, what's for dinner?"
While walking inside I hear my mother muttering: "this damn pill made him weird..."
I wonder what she is talking about?
Dude you are a genius. Just one question, did you also eat one of those pills when young?
Just want ask but the guy really know the naruto world or not ?? Like, "I want some good technique", MAN you have the F*CK*ING rasengan than you KNOW how learn ?? Just do it, you even have the naruto easy way using 2 hand and not just one. You know for the 'walking on tree and water' stuff too. You have just so many thing than you can do just here, take Lee training in this too.
With all that in the past, I like the novel
I know right? If he was a particularly dedicated fan he would also know the hand sings and theory for some jutsu, it’s not enough to immediately use it, but it would certainly help. There’s also the fact that he’s in a anime world, the first thing he should do is put weights on himself.
well dude, the rasengan is explained in one or two chapters and it's not th things you remember
Why don't you try and remember the theory behind the Rasengan without searching it up on the internet?
@DunnoGoodUserName mc knows the basic theory, but its still an a rank difficulty jutsu and Naruto couldn't use ransengan without the help of shadow clones for decent amount of time - so it's not that easy
@CrusadeAgainstFurries I know it's not that easy, I was just trying to imply that the MC won't be able to know some unimportant info (or make use of it when he is only a kid, at least wait until he is an adult/get a high enough position), like hand signs, jutsu names(barring commonly used/OP ones), general knowledge and explanations on theories. (I.E how to use chakra, how to control it, and how to increase the amount, etc etc)
@DunnoGoodUserName Oh yeah sorry had brain fart there and misunderstood you
@CrusadeAgainstFurries It's ok
If you're looking for inspirations I'd suggest reading Dreaming of Sunshine by Sliver Queen on Fanfiction(.)net
And if you're looking for explanations on a characters powers I'd suggest watching swagkage's videos & others on youtube since I see alot of people underestimate the characters powers in naruto.
And if you're looking for character analyses then I'd suggest Sage's Rain on youtube.
Mate... He is probably someone like me who has seen the entire anime 3 times but when he was a 16yo brat stopped so now he does not remember sh*t about the fine details, like I know that you need a water balloon a gum ball and make Chakra rotate in some way nothing more.
Rasengan is kinda useless. You need to close the distance and to hit with it, just knife would just as useful. Especially considering that Rasengan wastes shitton of chakra, and considering that it forms chakra outside of body probably spend chakra for every second maintaining. Moreover stuff like rasengan or walking vertically maybe harder than it's portrayed in anime. Like what just pass chakra to legs and you automatically start walking on trees?
@Ellorando I get what you mean, but Rasengan is not useless, most strong people in Naruto would be practically impervious to simple knifes after all
@Hantaros what are you talking about? Most people don't have any strong defence. And I'm not sure is it easier to hit person with rasengan or with knife.
@Ellorando Most people is different from most STRONG people, there characters who are constantly taking explosions to the face without even bleeding, so I refuse to believe a normal knife would work on them
@Hantaros Normal knife on skin can just make shalow cut on them so if you can cut them like 1000 time that can work ?
@CrusadeAgainstFurries true 4 th hokage took 3 years and jriya took a long time as well which probably mean even with shadow clone you will be learning for a while
@DunnoGoodUserName blow up ballon blow up ball don’t blow up ballon spin chakra in direction of hair swirl. How the fk do I remember that.
@Hantaros there's many fanfictions where wearing weights at that age stunts the growth or something
Ah.... I don't think he'll be able to learn rasengan...... Cuz even Naruto used to do rasengan with the help of shadow clone....
@Hantaros I think he wasn't a dedicated fan..... And he has said he has seen Naruto when he was a kid.... So it's normal to not remember those hand signs
Knowing about it and actually using it are two different kind of beast...
It take inhuman discipline and somehow all chinese had it...
They can take the pain of thousand needle, instead of using pain killer!
They can sit and meditate for month and years on end...
Everyone knows drills are superior to any shape. Make a resendrill please!!
And him learning the rasengan is detrimental to the plot. Honestly, it would be controversial!
"Are you Minato's student? Jiraiya? WHAt!? You learned it on your own?! You have real talent. Stay here in konoha. You don't want to?! Politics dictate that you should die then..." The story will just go sideways and no matter how much scheming he does, he'll just get into more trouble on the account that he is the protag.
I can sympathize with your sentiments but for a 'casual' fan, that is the MC I assume, taking advantage of theories you barely know is quite unrealistic. I am new to scribble hub, but I'll see where this story will bring me.
@Ellorando Rasengan is like a ninja killer in the series, it disturbs chakra flow. It's the ninjutsu version of Hyuga's taijutsu. It is a rough analogy, but Rasengan is an A-rank jutsu for a reason. Chidori is a B-rank given its impracticality, but Rasengan is not. It's a killer move worthy of the protag.
@Gdjadnw I guess the trick is knowing how old Rock Lee was when he met Gai then? It’s Canon that Lee is talentless, so unless you’re sickly or something anyone should be able to do his basic training(not the advanced stuff though, I imagine you would need Gai to guide your training personally for that)
Damn, the thread is still getting comments? I thought it would've die off.
Also, if anyone's hungry for more Naruto fanfiction, then I'd suggest reading Orochimama.
Yes, you've read that correctly. Yes, the novel is as bizzare as the title.
@DunnoGoodUserName thanks man. All that annoying necromancy led to something good atleast.
@Hantaros Lee isn't talentless, he's talentless AT CHAKRA. His talent in taijutsu is off the charts
@Arkanon Lee was said to have “no ninjutsu or genjutsu, just a really bad taijutsu”, his power comes from dedicated and specialized training
@Hantaros yeah but it can't be like that since he got through the gates way faster than his predecessors, and they all trained with the same intensity. Maybe only talented with the eight gates?
@Arkanon pls stop necroing. Just let this comment die.
nah, the rasengan is minatos personal technique that only kakashi and jiraya know at this point. if a random nobody starts using it, its a straight trip to konohas t&i department. it requires a large amount of chakra, which most shinobi don't have, it took even someone like jiraya quite a long time to actually learn it. using a shadow clone to do it isnt really an option either because of the chakra requirement. to make one shadow clone and then still have enough chakra left over for the rasengan would require at least high chuunin to jounin lvl chakra reserves. naruto could only learn it easily, because of his crazy chakra reserves and his healing factor to heal the chakra burns from practicing too hard, both of which are things the mc doesn't have. just because it worked for naruto doesn't mean it would work for anyone else.