Chapter 1- The Heavens really think they’re funny
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T-This can't be real, I just broke through to the mortal king realm when I specifically haven't been cultivating, what caused this sudden reaction. Could it be that the spiritual aura of this planet or even this universe is much more dense?! I used my universal soul to sense how dense the aura was here but found that instead of being more dense, it is actually not even comparable to the aura of a single blade of grass in my homeworld. So how exactly I broke through to the mortal king realm remained a mystery until what happened next

Yuechan: *Hugs tightly* Yuechan will never let wittle xin be awone

the second she started hugging me and showering me with affection I realized that I was just about to break into upper level mortal king... don't tell me.

Dad: THAT IS RIGHT MY DEAR YUECHAN, OUR YOUNG XIN IS THE HOPE OF  OUR YIN CLAN! I must call the mayor, we MUST have a parade to celebrate this momentous occasion, tell him if he dares refuse he can forget about living in Eternal Flame City let alone still being the mayor

Yep, as I suspected, after that overflowing adoration towards me from my father came out I broke into upper mortal king. the heavens really must think they are funny by making one of my wishes contradict the other. luckily my mother seemed at least somewhat reasonable as she intervened when my dad picked me up and started rubbing me against his deep black stubble while kissing me cheek, However she was...

Mom: Dear *Ominous murderous intent surrounding her* are you rubbing a newborn with very delicate skin and muscles as well as almost no immune system against your cheek while holding him with dirty hands

My Dad started visibly sweating from this

Dad: O-Of course not my love, how could I possibly *quickly puts Xin back into his hospital crib* put our baby that you worked so hard on taking proper care of in such a situation

Mom: So you WEREN'T putting him in harms way just there?

Dad: WHO WOULD DARE PUT HIM IN HARMS WAY?! I'D LIKE TO SEE WHO HAS THE NERVES, I'LL FINISH HIM!!!

Yuechan: *Points to dad* Mama, Papa is bwaming others for what he did and Yuechan was towd that's a no-no thing to do

I Suddenly couldn't help but giggle at my family's antics... it feels better having these people beside me than it did having the army of true gods attending my every need. once I giggled however I saw my mothers eyes start to twinkle as she put her hand over her mouth in a teasing manner

Mother: Hoh Hoh Hoh Hoh, It seems he is already intelligent enough to understand true comedy comes from Papa's mistakes

My dad looked like he had both been told he was the descendant from a legendary cultivator who handed him his legacy... and he looked like he had also just been told said legacy was a curse that would kill him in two years. 

Dad: M-My Dear Xin is this smart already... but he also must think papa is foolish, what to do

Now that I was over the initial shock of this ridiculous new cultivation technique I had time to actually take in the full appearance of my family, they were all quite good looking if I must say so, my father was a tall man who had a handsome face with nice somewhat tan skin, dark black swept back hair and black eyes with stubble. my mother was a very beautiful lady with pale skin and lavender hair down to her back and bright eyes. and finally my older sister due to being a 3 year old was extremely adorable but had short black hair with what was apparently a section of bright purple hair and purple eyes. 

Yin Xin: 'I wonder how much of my primary body functions I still have, let's try and make noise' A-A- 'Frustrating, talking seems to be much harder now that I have no teeth or really muscles to speak of' Awoooooo!

My family all paused and looked at me with amazement

Mom: D-Dear?! Did Xin Just coo?! 

My Father was visibly shaking and I got worried, what if cooing was a bad sign for babies in this universe and they abandoned me

Dad: C-CUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEE

I looked in surprise at my fathers sudden outburst and the loudness that came with it, careful dad I am still a newborn with new eardrums at this point. I think I've dealt with this kind of person back in my home universe also... a doting parent? as I was thinking this I saw someone in a suit burst into our room 

Man: BOSS! WE GOT A PROBLEM!

Jesus this guy was even louder than my father, I actually for the first time in hundreds of years grimaced in pain and it was at mere loud noises, and my father noticed

Dad: *Moves behind the person in an instant* Ho? Kang Sun? You got a lot of balls to put my darling boy in pain

Mom: *In a scarily calm voice* Dear? You were being loud also, am I to take this as the both of you trying to harm the child I have so tenderly cared for over 9 long months?

Kang Sun: *Sweating* Of course not madame! this worthless one merely wished to inform you both that the Mo family has been trying to use your absence to make a move on our territories and businesses

My fathers face became serious all of a sudden while my mothers smile became accompanied by cold eyes, my sister looked a little worried 

Yuechan: It's ok, Mama and Papa can go, Yuechan wiwl pwotect baby bwother

M-My heart, I swear on my former self that I will destroy whoever would dare harm this adorable creature 

Mom: Awww yuechan it's ok sweetie, daddy *glares at dad* should be enough to deal with some Mo family nobodies... Right

Dad: Of course sweetie, you just stay here and watch the kids

Mom: Telling me what to do are we?

Dad: Actually You just get some sleep baby I'll watch our adorable babies and they can see their old man in action 

Mom: That is a horrible idea, you know that this will be purely about "business" and those sights aren't appropriate for children

Dad: But *gets pouty* I'll be lonely without one of them

My mother sighed and put her head in her hand, I was curious about what exactly my dad did and the world around us so I tried to move around like I was volunteering to go

Dad: SEE! Baby Xin want's to go with his poor old papa, plus he will probably be asleep the whole time... and he won't remember any of it, he is a newborn

little did he know I would remember all of what came as soon as we left the hospital suite... I was a bit surprised that nobody tried to stop him though and the fact that there were many people in suits following my dad also confused me, I gathered that he must be a man of great influence already by his words but I had no idea what he did. we went up to what looked like a spiritual stone vehicle except without the wings and instead had wheels

Dad: Alright My little prodigy you sit up here with da- *Eyes catch on fire as he looks at bodyguard following* WHERE IS THE CAR SEAT FOR MY SON?! DO YOU WANT HIM TO DIE?!

I rolled my eyes, Me? Die? I highly doubt a mere vehicle could kill me at the level of mortal king, actually now that I think about it my father seemed to surround himself in an aura made of a slight amount of spiritual energy, I am curious as to what level of cultivation he is. I hadnt tried to sense it until now as if he was as the level of true immortal he would be able to sense it with his soul universe, but that level of energy and the fact that he didn't have a chaotic element surrounding him means he wasn't at the level of ascension. as I sensed him I got the surprise of a lifetime

Xin: A-AOOOOOOO

Dad: SEE HOW UPSET YOU'VE MADE MY CHILD, YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND USE YOU AS HIS CARSEAT

This is impossible, how peaceful could this universe be for him to only be at... essence gathering middle stage. was my father a weakling who only had money to buy these *senses* CRIPPLES?! THE STRONGEST OF THEM WAS AT QI SENSING MIDDLE STAGE. as I was now I could slaughter the whole group here with a glare

Cripple: H-How could I dare wish for your child to get hurt lord, I'm positive there is nobody on the continent who would dare attempt to harm lord silver dragon and lady pale moons child!

SILVER DRAGON?! PALE MOON?! what's with these super over the top titles for a essence gathering realm... is this cripple looking down on my honored father?!

Dad: Very Good, you are lucky I am as strong as I am, someone else would be helpless but luckily I am able to defend my son from any damage he would suffer in a car, you will drive us to the mo family attack 

The Cripple nodded and we got into the "car" I wonder how advanced this civilization must be to need this low level of cultivation,normal spirit stone vehicles in my universe could travel at roughly five times the speed of sound since my original world was much larger than what I could sense this one to be. we got in the "car" and started driving as quick as the car seemed to allow... which was slower than most people in my original world could jog. my father was talking to me on the way

Dad: are you surprised my darling Xin?did you think your papa was actually this famous? your papa typically wouldn't even need this car but with you here papa doesn't want the wind to hurt your adorable skin and face, now when we get there papa is going to hand you over to this lowly fool who will be enough to be your meat shield in the case anything goes wrong

I am actually liking my dads style, he's much like I was when I was travelling with my allies. once we arrived there my father did as he said and handed me to the cripple while I got out of the car and he stayed inside

we were in front of what appeared to be a casino or brothel with flashing lights on the building, it was massive and quite classy if I do say so myself, however my amazement did not last long as I saw a group of cripple cultivators come out of the building, the strongest of them was a middle age man who was fairly stronger than the normal cripples on our side but was much weaker than my father

Cripple: Mo Bin, I advise you take your Mo family and leave Heavenly River Pavilion while you still have a chance

Mo Bin: HAHAHA Bi Caihong what can you or your gang do without your almighty leader, I'm well aware him and that Pale bitch are having their second brat and are at the hospital, once my Mo family takes this pavilion over the other gangs in Eternal Flame city will know that they aren't unbeatable and are still human, I have to thank that newborn brat for creating this opportunity. don't worry, once the other gangs unite and we kill those two monsters I'll be sure to treat both their kids well... as servants for my family, I'm sure that Yuechan will one day make a great concubine for my child especially. speaking of which I see you have a... oh no

H-How long has it been since i've met such pure trash, he reminded me very much as the only person to ever have control over me... maybe I should kill him in the same way I killed that bastard. unfortunately it seemed I wouldn't get the chance as my dad opened the door and had a cruel look on his face

Dad: Mo Bin huh? it's been a while since I took over the underground of the Sherye continent... who knew a measly little 1000 year family like the Mo would not only have the balls to go against me and my wife... but also threaten both my darling children. I will end you for my Little Xin who was just brought into this world so he can see how much his papa loves him

Wait I don't think that's a-

Great... I am now a peak mortal king realm. oh well, time to watch my father slaughter these fools

 

 

Do you guys like the personality of the family for now or should I focus more on Yuechan?
  • Focus on protecting the Loli Votes: 34 21.3%
  • I like the family dynamic... plus he wanted a FAMILY this whole time Votes: 88 55.0%
  • HaHa- Mo family go splat splat Votes: 38 23.8%
Total voters: 160
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