Chapter Thirteen – Long Day
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Bonus chapter! 

 

Please read the AN at the bottom! It has neeeews! 

Chapter Thirteen - Long Day

“Keep in mind that different vegetables need to be cooked differently. Organic vegetables are somewhat more fragile, and yet preferred by many. They need to be boiled, sauteed, baked or otherwise cooked before being cut and prepared for serving. Synthetic vegetables usually come pre-cooked at the right consistency and are pre-cut and ready to serve or mix into a larger recipe.”

--Footnote in Home Cooking 2044

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I walked into our bedroom, shuffled over to the bed while shucking off my coat, then did a half-spin and fell back-first onto the bed.

“Long day?” Lucy asked.

“Yeah,” I said to the ceiling. “I had to deal with people.”

“Aww, poor kitty cat,” Lucy crooned. She moved over the surface of the bed, and soon I found her sitting just above me, soft pyjama-clad thighs on either side of my head. Her face hovered over mine, upside-down from my skewed perspective as she started to press her fingers into and through my hair. “Wanna talk about it?” she asked.

I let out a sigh, part frustration, part relaxation as she pressed into my scalp in just the right way. “I headed out to see about the sewers,” I started.

“Mhm, you’d mentioned it.”

“Yeah. figured they were kinda fucky, but didn’t know how fucky they were, you know?” I said. “There’s this corp called the... New Montreal Sewage Maintenance... something or other. I can’t remember their name.”

“That’s a terrible name for a corp,” Lucy said. “You’d think they’d go with Sewageco, or something banal like Green Solutions.”

I chuckled. “Yeah. I think it was city-operated for a while, then it went private. At least, that’s the impression I was getting. They’re the ones who are actually supposed to be taking care of the sewage and water and all that.”

“Maybe Brown Solutions, then?” she asked.

I laughed. “Yeah, maybe. Got there and all the C-suite suits had run off. Myalis nabbed their bank accounts, but they’re still off. I don’t have the time or energy to chase after them. I swear, people are such... urgh.”

“They probably had a good thing going. Skim off the taxes people pay for maintenance, maybe keep some corps properly connected to the water lines for a little extra on the side.”

I nodded. “Yeah, the usual shit. It’s not even imaginative. It’s almost insulting how predictable it all is. I mean, come on, are we in a capitalist hellscape or a kleptocracy? Someone should teach these people to stick to their lanes.”

Lucy leaned way forwards and pressed a kiss on my forehead. “It’s okay. Did you find a way to fix things?”

“Not really, no. Got the employees back on task, promised them some support, then ran to the Family. The non-samurai part of the Family’s weird, by the way. Too many smiles, too much... enthusiasm. It creeped me right out.”

“Bad vibes?”

“Weird vibes,” I said. “I think they’ll actually try though, which is nice. If they don’t, then I’ll have to be disappointed at them.”

“Disappointed at them?” Lucy repeated.

“Mhm, I’ve got all this stealth crap and rarely use it. Bet I can scare the smiles right off their faces if I apply myself a little. But I’m on vacation. I’m not supposed to be working this hard.”

“Did you just want to sleep it off?” Lucy asked.

I groaned, then with a monumental show of effort, sat myself up. “I’m going to go play outside,” I said.

Lucy snorted. “You mean work on your mech? Go on, you are still on vacation. I’ll prep you something to eat.”

“You’ll cook?” I asked. Lucy had never cook-cooked anything before. Not unless it went in the microwave or came in a box. Making mac and cheese counted as cooking, I supposed, but that almost felt like a cop-out. She’d arranged different ordered foods together into a proper meal once or twice, but that was about the extent of it.

Her cheeks flushed, almost unnoticeably. “I want to learn. You’re just going to have to suffer through my culinary experimentation.”

“Whatever you say, chef Lucy,” I replied as I finally got to my feet. I decided to leave my coat on the floor. It was a bit heavy for mechanical work. Though... maybe it was raining outside? I wasn’t so sure. In any case, I now had a good reason to build up an appetite. “So what’s on the menu today?”

“I’m not going to start with anything complicated,” Lucy said. “I ordered some fish, and I have broccoli, and brown rice. Can’t really mess that up, I think.”

That did sound nice, I supposed. It wasn’t a burger, but I’d probably eaten enough junk food my entire life that I’d ruined my own taste for proper, real food. It wouldn’t hurt to step back and eat something mildly healthy for once.

Which reminded me. “Have you seen Rac?”

Lucy nodded. “She popped by for a few hours. Dumped some things in the printer room, then grabbed some food and ran off again. I think she’s back to gathering stuff for the fabricator.”

“Did she tell you that?” I asked.

“No, but she changed from her going out clothes to her picking up trash clothes,” Lucy said. “I think she’s trying to keep her work clothes clean. Or at least, clean-er.”

I hadn’t noticed that myself. It made sense, of course, Rac looked like she wanted her merc friends to think highly of her, and that meant not being dressed in rags. Especially if she really did have a thing for that Garter guy. Of course, Lucy would notice that kind of thing.

“Let me know if she comes back. I just want to check up on her,” I said, then a thought crossed my mind. “Have any of the other kittens been getting up to anything?”

“Not really,” Lucy said. “Some of them are cheating on their lessons, the ones Miss Grasshopper signed them up for, but I figure learning how to cheat’s a good skill too. But otherwise, they’re mostly just chilling. Daniel’s probably the only one who might move out. He’s been finding odd jobs to do on the Mesh, and he left a couple of times to meet some online friends, and to walk around. Junior and Katalina are talking about finding work and living the high life, but I think they also like mooching off you, so don’t expect them to just disappear.”

That was nice to hear. I worried, sometimes. Just a little bit though. “I’ll be tinkering,” I said.

“Have fun!”

I didn’t find a jacket to wear out into the New Montreal drizzle covering the balcony out front, but a shitty raincoat was only a couple of points from Myalis. I still worried when I bought it though. I was determined to fix the sewers at some point, and I was willing to splurge about ten-thousand points into it.

I’d started my vacation with just shy of forty-thousand points. I’d splurged here and there, spending some on stuff at home, on tools and drones and more security and some upgrades for the kittens.

Current Points: 33,451

That was a good nest-egg. And I was seriously considering burning a third of it away.

Fortunately, I was still gaining points. A dozen or so a day, even. Myalis said that it was mostly people using gear I’d given them scoring some kills. Enough and I’d earn a few points as recompense. So as long as the cleanup continued around Burlington, I’d earn a tidy little amount. Emphasis on little.

Stepping out into the rain, I walked across to my mech, then stretched out my back. “Right, where was I?” I wondered aloud. Myalis must have caught on that it wasn’t an honest question because her only reply was to bring up some schematics on my hud, a list of things left to take apart.

The repair drone woke up and floated over, ready to assist.

There was a lot to do, still, but for the most part the work wasn’t so complicated that I couldn’t think. It was nice to get lost in it, trying to undo a puzzle that was impossibly complex and which I had no hope of understanding in full, but where I could figure out little pieces of it, where I could tell what was broken and what needed replacing.

It sounded like an ass-pull metaphor for what was going on with New Montreal as a whole. The city was broken. Not so much so that it wasn’t functional still, but the break would spread and the problems would only get worse.

I tackled the things on the list one at a time, and for the moment, I was mostly just ripping parts out and tossing them aside or handing them to the repair drone who floated them over to a bin.

Maybe I could squeeze that into my metaphor too?

“Cat!” Lucy called from the entrance. “Supper’s ready! Come eat while it’s still hot!”

Now... how would that part fit in? Was Lucy and her supper the samurai, or was she... wait, no, I was overthinking this. “Right, I’m coming!” I called back.

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So Much News it's Hard to Show it All!

Hello everybun!

So, I have news, news, then some more news, while I'll top off with a sprinkling of additional news! It's actually a lot. I had to take notes just to make sure I wasn't forgetting anything, and I'm pretty sure I'll forget something anyway.

Let's start in more-or-less chronological order!

Dead Tired is Bursting from the Crypt!

I recently partnered with Mango Media to work on a few projects. The first of these is Dead Tired!
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Dead Tired will be launching near the end of the month (no specific date because Amazon stuff) as an ebook, paperback, and on KU. This'll be my first KU launch, so I'm hoping that it goes well.

[For those of you who want to grab a copy of the pre-KU version, I'm attaching an Epub on my patreon! It's the unedited version, but it's not so different from the final!]

Summary:

In the distant past, in a time of magic and swordplay, there lived Harold, the mightiest lich of all, a master of arcane sciences, and a challenger of gods. After reaching the pinnacle of his power and finding it surprisingly bland, Harold waged a cataclysmic war against the gods, aiming to shatter the very system that confined him.
Then, he took a nap.
An incredibly long nap that ends with a jolt, thanks to an unwitting adventurer who trips into Harold's crypt. Blinking into the torchlight, Harold finds a world he barely recognizes. No more swords and sorcery, but a universe buzzing with cultivation, celestial sects, and far too many pretentious dialogues about the path to heaven.
Harold is no naïve cultivator, he's an ancient lich with a single ambition: to slide back into his uninterrupted eternal slumber. But a cacophony of quarreling sects and smug martial artists seems determined to keep him awake.
Undeterred, our sleep-deprived overlord is ready to confront this brave new world. After all, no aspiring deity, no grandiose sect, and certainly no self-righteous martial artist is going to rob him of his beauty sleep.

No pre-orders just yet, but expect a smidge more news once it does launch!

Sporemageddon is Getting Loud... Awfully Loud for a Mushroom, Really...

The Sporemageddon audiobooks are coming around! The first of four volumes will be launching on Audible on the 15th of August! Just a month away!
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I got the fantastic Savy Des-Etages to do the narration. If you want a sample of her voice, you should be able to find it on this page! She's got a really interesting accent, one that I think fits the world of Sporemageddon quite well!

Summary:

Why survive the apocalypse when you can become the apocalypse?
Nature is dying. Perhaps before the world is turned into an industrious machine, nature itself can play one final trump card to save itself.
Summoned to a new world, a mushroom-loving mycologist needs to grow up and grow stronger in order to accomplish the goal that brought them to this new place: to save nature from the system that the sentient races have created.
Stats, levels, classes, and skills are all well and good, but when you're a Child of Poverty in the slums of City Nineteen, there's little you can do to change the world. Not unless you're willing to think outside the box!

You can find the pre-order here: LINK

Stray Cat Strut is Back Again!

This time with Volume Four! We'll be seeing Cat and a few friends tackling a new set of challenges in this volume, narrated by the same fantastic Pavi Proczko and Hollie Jackson!
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Honestly, if you enjoyed Vols 1-3, then you'll definitely like this one!

Summary

When an alien invasion threatens everyone she loves, cybernetic samurai Cat LeBlanc must upgrade her warrior skills, in this thrilling cyberpunk tale.
The megacity of New Montreal has become ground zero for the Antithesis. Having burrowed deep beneath every continent on Earth, the aliens have emerged in massive waves, destroying all sentient creatures in their path. All that's standing in their way is the elite vanguard of cyber-samurai determined to stop humanity's extinction at all costs.
Catherine "Cat" LeBlanc has only been a samurai for a week, tackling trials by fire as they erupt with guts, grit, and a lot of explosives. As a warrior-still-in-training, her unorthodox and spontaneous fighting style has saved many lives. Now, with New Montreal recruiting soldiers for war, Cat will be on the frontlines with fellow samurai like pyrotechnic nun Gomorrah; buggy, trigger-happy Grasshopper; and goth public relations specialist Emoscythe Mordeath Noir.
Despite her prowess in battle, Cat requires stronger armor and more powerful weapons to defeat the Antithesis's endless hordes. She also needs to ensure her girlfriend, Lucy, and their "kittens"—the brood of orphans they've adopted—are safe. But protecting New Montreal and its citizens requires methods of warfare designed to quickly wipe out as many Antithesis as possible. Is the price of victory worth the potential mass destruction it will leave in its wake?

Pre-order link is available here: LINK!

This one will be hitting the shelves on the 12th of September!

More News!
So, these are smaller things and I'll be shotgunning through them:

  • Lever Action will be launching in the last quarter of the year.
  • Magical Girl Crystal Genocide will also be launching in the last quarter of the year.
  • The Agartha Loop Volume One will also-also be launching in the last quarter of the year.
  • Cozycore has a cover!

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This one won't be launching for a while. I think I want to finish it first so that I can just dump a heap of chapters out in one go. I'm only about 30 chapters deep, though, so it'll be a while!

In smaller news, Fluff Vol 3 has hit 30 chapters, and Noblebright is nearing its end and so is Spore Vol 4!

... I think that's it? My original plan was to launch 12 books in 2023, but I'm afraid that I might only manage 10. Disappointing, but what can you do!

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