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"*BANG**BANG**BANG* WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER!!! RELEASE HER, RIGHT NOW!!!"
With a yawn, Yuna slowly walked down the stairs towards the front door where the knocking and yelling was coming from.
"OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!"
"Geez, he sure is energetic this early in the morning, huh. I'm coming!"
As soon as Yuna opened the door, she could see the Yamanaka couple standing in front of her. While Mika Yamanaka seemed to be calm, Inoichi seemed to be ready for a fight to the death.
"WHERE IS MY LITTLE PRINCESS!?"
"Oh, it has been a while, Inoichi. Mika Yamanaka, I assume? Nice to meet you as well. As for Ino, she is currently sleeping in Naruto's room."
Inoichi's eyes almost popped out when he heard that. Without another word, he charged past Yuna and entered the house, but the moment he took his second step, a bunch of seals lit up, and moments later his whole body was paralyzed on the ground.
Next, another set of seals lit up and ropes appeared out of nowhere, tying up Inoichis's hands and feet and finally a third set lit up and a chakra suppressing seal appeared on him.
Yuna could only shake her head when she saw that.
"Shouldn't you know about our mastery over sealing? Charging inside the house we live in is not a good idea."
"UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW!!! I NEED TO SAVE *MPHF*...."
Another set of seals lit up and the next moment Inoichi's mouth was gagged as well. Yuna could only shake her head at how Inoichi acted when his daughter was involved and looked at Mika.
"I assume you are here to talk? How about you come in for a cup of tea?"
Although she was still surprised by how easily her husband got disabled, she still nodded her head. Ino has talked about Yuna occasionally and although she certainly was a strange character from Ino's stories, she could at least be deemed trustworthy.
What was even more important to Mika, however, was that Yuna is the reason that Ino let go of her childish crush on Sasuke and finally started to take being a shinobi seriously. She had been really worried when Ino put more focus on looking good rather than on increasing her strength and probably would have forbidden her from become a shinobi if she continued acting like that.
"Of course, that would be lovely."
"Alright, follow me."
Yuna nodded her head and casually threw Inoichi over her shoulder to carry him to the living room while Mika followed her with an amused smirk. Although Inoichi was wiggling around like a worm, he couldn't get out of Yuna's grasp no matter what he did.
"You should put more effort into training your body. If this is all the strength you have then you might as well kill yourself when you are out of chakra on a battlefield."
Although Inoichi's struggling intensified, Yuna still carried him casually and sat him down on one of the couches in the living room while Mika sat down next to him.
"Now, now, dear. Calm down for now. We can't advance this conversation if you are making a ruckus like this the whole time."
Although Inoichi stopped struggling, he still looked like he was ready to run amok.
Yuna casually poured Mika and herself some tea and took a sip.
"I would have served you some as well, Inoichi, but rather than mine, your hands are the ones that are tied, hehe."
[Wow, that was lame.]
"*Cough* Anyway, I can sense that Ino has already woken up, so how about we wait for her?"
Mika nodded her head, while Inoichi's glare remained as fierce as it was.
A short while later, the door to the first floor opened and Anko lazily made her way down the stairs. She slumped on the couch, gave Yuna a small kiss, and then nuzzled into her.
"Mornin'."
Mika and Inoichi were both stunned when they saw Anko kiss Yuna. This was not something Ino had told them about. Yuna couldn't help but chuckle a little. She started to pat Anko's head and then talked to her.
"Like always, you are not a morning person, Anko. We have guests, how about you greet them?"
Anko lazily scanned the room and noticed the Yamanaka couple. She gave Mika a nod and when her head turned towards Inoichi she couldn't help but chuckle.
"Did Inoichi try to assassinate Naruto after he found out what happened yesterday evening?"
Inoichi's eyes widened when he heard that something actually happened. He was just about to stand up somehow to look for Ino when Mika pushed him back on the couch.
"Geez, calm down for now. Good to see you again Anko-san. I didn't know you and Yuna-san were a couple?"
"Hehe, it actually happened a few months ago. A sensei dating her student could be somewhat of a problem, so we didn't bother telling anyone. Well, that won't matter anymore after the chunin exam is over, so who cares."
Mika was about to ask what Anko meant when she said that it won't matter after the chunin exam anymore when the door to the first floor opened yet again. This time, it was Hinata's turn to walk down the stairs. Although she wasn't much of a morning person either, she at least noticed that there were guests and didn't act as sloppy as Anko. She slowly walked down the stairs and gave the Yamanaka couple a polite nod.
"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Hinata."
"Nice to meet you as well, Hinata-chan. My name is Mika Yamanaka and this is my husband, Inoichi. We are Ino's parents."
Hinata nodded in understanding and decided to ignore the fact that Inoichi was currently tied up. She walked up to Yuna, gave her a chaste kiss, and then sat down on the side Anko hadn't occupied yet.
Mika's and Inoichi's eyes almost popped out when they saw that. Their first instinct was to look at Anko to see if she would throw a fit, but to the couple's surprise, Anko was still happily nuzzling her head into Yuna with a content expression.
Yuna chuckled a little when they saw the Yamanaka's dumbfounded expression and started to explain the situation to them.
"I am actually dating both of them."
"H-How in the world did you convince them to agree to that?"
Yuna only shrugged her shoulder at Mika's question.
"Because there is no one greater than me. I am "Unparalleled under the Heav...OOF!"
Before Yuna could finish her sentence, Hinata and Anko both pushed their elbow into Yuna's sides.
"We don't want to talk about that."
Anko nodded her head in agreement. Both of them would rather not talk about their cursed seal and its removal.
Mika nodded her head in understanding. Although she was rather curious, it seems to be a slightly delicate topic, so she stopped asking.
The 5...Well, Inoichi was still gagged, so 4 people continued chatting for a while when Naruto entered the room while holding not only Ino's hand but also Haku's.
'As expected of my little brother, he actually captured them both.'
[I have no clue how you did it, but I know that you are somehow responsible for that.]
'Now that is just unreasonable. The only thing I did was give him the first push, after they entered Naruto's room, I didn't do anything anymore.'
[Mpfh, fine.]
'Well, there seems to be another guest coming, so I guess things will get even more interesting. I am actually not even the main culprit in this whole affair. Have I lost my edge, Kurama?'
[I wouldn't worry too much about that.]
"What happened here?"
The moment Naruto asked that question, a big man with white spiky hair jumped in through the open window.
"Yo, brat, how was your meeting with Gamab..."
That was as far as he got since the moment his feet touched the ground, the room lit up with seals like a Christmas tree, and not even a second later the man smacked onto the floor, was tied up, had his chakra sealed, and had a cake in his face.
While everyone was looking at the intruder completely dumbfounded, Yuna nodded her head in approval.
"[Uzumaki Supreme Sealing Matrix: Capture, Confinement, Cake Catapult Array] is a huge success."
...I've just realized something horribly wrong with this fanfic...
BULLsh*t NO JUTSU
*Just 2 ninjas walking around aimlessly*
Shikamaru: Hey Sasuke!
Sasuke: What?
Shikamaru: Let me ask you a question that has plagued my mind for months. What will you do to fight against the current population crisis?
Sasuke: HAH?!
Shikamaru: Think about it. All the beautiful girls of our village are already taken by those damn demon twins. Only Sakura and Tenten are still single. Sooner or later they would be drown with love confessions or marriage proposals left and right. There might even be a day where they lead us by the nose as their slaves instead of treating us as fellow human beings.
Sasuke: ...Imagining myself groveling along with a whole bunch of single men under Sakura's feet just to wait for her to decide which ones she will take in as hey boytoys for the day is giving me shivers to my core...
Shikamaru *pats Sasuke's shoulder*: Well you'd better work fast then, when Sakura is still head over heels for you. Me on the other hand, is left with Tenten or someone else from another village. That reminds me... That Temari chick from Suna we met during the chuunin exams is pretty HAWT!!!
END OF BULLsh*t NO JUTSU
That's right! That is what the story was about all along. It will follow Yuna for a while and then switch perspective to Sakura and tell the tale of how Sakura creates a huge reverse harem.
@Maerry No, please God, no. No. No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
@ARFitS It's too late bro, cuz GOD HAS SPOKEN!
I like the idea that Yuna using her past life memories of how children can be made from a dao core from a person with God level strength to come up with a way to dual cultivate with her harem to forge a child soul from 2 females (of course it can't be male because there is not enough yang to attribute to it) and when the soul is guided to the womb it starts the process of course the one bearing the child also needs to be strong because the child will be born with much more life energy than normal children.
At least that is my 2 cents.
@msd0618 This has actually happened in two other novels I know.
Currently, though, I'm imagining how the rest of Konoha will react to Yuna, a woman, impregnating another woman...
@ARFitS can't be too strange for them at least not after white zetsu in 4th great Shinobi war. Though heads will turn get rid of danzo and people by then will know enough about the female demon twin to not delve too much into it. Also there are things like reincarnation jutsu so I don't think it's the strangest thing in the narutoverse
@ARFitS ps. I would also like names if you can remember in all honesty the only story I've read with a similar concept was 'immortal reverence dad' so most of the limitations were because I didn't like the idea of 'oh just create a child and that's that' also in that one because the child didn't consist of flesh and blood being tossed on earth where there was little to no essence or qi or whatnot started tormenting her.
One question, why Shikamaru?
@msd0618 Cultivating Change is one of them, right here on SH. Short story (11 mini volumes), xianxia, has an MC who goes through all the clichés of xianxia and flips them upside down, cause she can't be bothered to play along. In fact, this novel and another one by the same author, The Path of Blood, are like Undertale, xianxia edition. One of them is the Pacifist run and the other is the Genocide run. You can tell by the titles which is which...
The other one is Binary Soul, on RRL, but you just mentioned you don't want the kid not being flesh and blood? More than that, the two MCs, who get married and have kids (loads and loads of kids), are not only both women, but are also the same exact person. As in two different versions of the same woman from two separate realities...
Shikamaru would rejoice from not having need to deal with women
@Unidentified cuz theres only 3 untaken girls left, Sakura, Tenten and Temari. In the original story, Sakura ends up with Sasuke, Temari ends up with Shikamaru, and Tenten is still unconfirmed. Thats why I chose Shikamaru.
@Kurumi69 it's temari, also there is still civilian there, i don't think yuna would take them if they didn't have potential
@yurei Thanks for the correction. Do you think they would take in civilians as their wives? Some may be cool with it but some may think of it as an insult cuz they have to stoop that low to take in a civilian as their wife. Their status in the clan may be threatened (not Uchiha tho cuz they were wiped out) and there's also genetics to take in consideration.
@Kurumi69 i mean if every potential kunoichi was taken by the twins then what else can they do except for taking a civilian wife?
@yurei you have a point. But well why are we using rationality on a BULLsh*t NO JUTSU in the first place?
@Kurumi69 hahaha true
@Kurumi69 one day I saw a 'Boruto families tree' from some interview with a channel. Metal Lee is a son of Tenten and Rock Lee but they're not married now.
@Maerry Considering this story already has a Straight and Yuri harem the Reverse harem is the only one missing.