Cycle 21 (3)
4.3k 19 170
X
Reading Options
Font Size
A- 15px A+
Width
Reset
X
Table of Contents
Loading... please wait.

Dear Diary:

Ha! I made it the same opening as last time!

So, a couple days have passed. A lot more people started coming through. We’re getting so many more marbles! Sure, there’s gold currency in this dungeon, but by preferring marbles over every other form of payment it adds to our Kawai stat, and if we get that up to lvl100 people will do literally anything for us. I’m currently at lvl 51. Aya is in the lead, at lvl 69.

Oh, let me draw my stat box! That way I can look back in like twenty cycles or whatever and see where I was when I started this thing.

I mean, more or less. Obviously this isn’t a perfect example of what it looks like, because I can’t draw a straight line if my life depended on it. Do you see “draw a straight line” under skillz? No, you don’t. Because I can’t even get to lvl1.

And, yeah, about the whole “Fish Murdering” stat, I’d just like everyone to know that that wasn’t my fault! I mean, we were on our third cycle, and so far all I’d seen were humans and elves. How the heck was I supposed to know there was a fish race?? All I've seen is this one floor, I didn't know there were full-on aquatic levels! And cats eat fish, right? So I thought he would be good to eat! But as soon as he died he vanished, to respawn somewhere else, and dropped half of everything he owned right there in front of me!

...I gave it back.

And I know I should probably make my fire resist. go up, but I have fur, so it’s naturally low. I mean, do you have any clue how many times I accidentally set my arm on fire during those first few cycles? A lot! Enough to make my Kawai go down one!! Which was, like, super bad!

Anyways, drawing that took a long time. I’m gonna go see if anyone new has come in and needs food.

Goodnight, dungeon!

170