A few hours before...
I was quite happy that I was able to learn to climb trees by using chakra on my feet so quickly. I thought It would at least take a day but it was all done and was completed by me in less than eight hours. In a happy mood I went back to Tazuna's house where Kakashi Sensei was resting while reading his ero novel.
He asked me what was I doing here instead of training and when I told him that I already learned the technique with the help of my shadow clones he was shocked.
"Naruto, I didn't ask this earlier because Sakura and Sasuke were around. The thing is even I know how to use Shadow clones and so do many Jonins of my level and this idea of training with clones has been attempted by many in the past...but after training with the total metal strain experienced by the clones while practicing gets transferred to the original as a result they are forced to rest for a while...but from the looks of it you don't seem to be affected by it."
"Is that so? I feel good as before. I feel a bit only cause of the training I did myself." I said feigning ignorance.
"Strange." Kakashi Sensei said while he internally thought 'Is this due to him being a Jinchuriki?'
Kakashi didn't mull over it for long and asked "How's the progress of Sasuke and Sakura?"
"Well, Sasuke seems to be frustrated that I grasped the method so quickly whereas Sakura is quite close to mastering the method. She is trying to get familiar with the process so that she could use it unconsciously in the future if need be"
"Understandable, Well, I plan on teaching you all the next step later so you can just relax till Sasuke is also familiar with the technique."
"Got it." I said and sat on my futon nearby. We all were sharing a single room because of the lack of space in the house.
After a few hours Tsunami called us for dinner. Seeing that only Kakashi and I were present she inquired about Sasuke and Sakura to which Kakashi told her that they were probably not gonna come to eat tonight since they are busy training. We quickly had our dinner and after cleaning I was about to go back to the room to sleep when Tsunami passed me two packed lunch boxes as she requested me to deliver them to Sasuke and Sakura.
I agreed and thought that I might as well give some tips to Sasuke if he has still not made any progress till now. After covering halfway distance towards the training spot the system that had been silent for the last few months..gave out another mission.
*Assigning new mission
Mission - Fuck Tsunami
Time left to complete the mission - 10 minutes.
Reward - Women would find you attractive and fantasize about you ( Don't keep on fucking yourself kiddo)
Penalty for not completing the mission - Erectile dysfunction.*
...
So here I was now thrusting my penis inside the clone of Tsunami after I found a suitable place in the forest...It felt good...I might end up getting addicted to doing my clones...Looks like that's why the system reward is that. The system wants me to do real women..but he realized that I have no skills in seducing women and instead of forcing myself on others I would rather do my clone...
I kept on thrusting inside my clone and embraced her tightly as I felt those big lumps press on my chest. This was probably gonna be the last time I'm gonna have sex with my clone so I might as well enjoy this to the finest. My clone was also aware of this and was also enjoying this to the utmost.
Blinded with pleasure I didn't notice someone's gaze on me while I was immersed in the act of pleasure-seeking *cough* I mean completing the mission.
( Don't keep on f*cking yourself kiddo)
the time frame u give certainly doesnt help f*cking system
and damn, this penalty is brutal
This is a shitty system. What if he didn’t want to?
You have 10 minutes to seduce someone or you get ED. Thank god for shadow clones.
Thanks for chappy ~~
As expected… I mean given the lack of interaction between the two…
Hopefully this won’t lead to any misunderstandings, in other news hopefully Sakura will at least end up with someone “better” than Sasuke in this au.
Nothing against this edge-lord but he really needs to grow up mentally rather than “taking advantage” of Sakura’s obsession with him.
Also while Sakura is not a fighter she still end up as a good doctor, she probably could had done better in canon but considering how she is just a civilian without any bloodline or plot armor she is still somewhat good.
If anything this is a fault with canon Naruto for making so many bloodlines overpowered.
Have a good day ~~
Naruto took the term fuxk yourself pretty seriously
Like wtf are you gay dude
Ok, so the time limits the system is giving are imo pointlessly short. Making it a few hours still gives the pressure of "right now" except with at least the theoretical possibility of doing it.
Also I kinda feel the henge cheating to be stupid. With the sakura quest I thought we'd see the "naruto as sasuke, steals a kiss" scene that food poisoning sabotaged in canon.
Again. Just my opinion on the matter. Honestly. The system has yet to actually do anything, but since sakura saw something because of it now, I suppose we will.
TFTC