No sooner had they walked through the door, Leann pushed them to the side and whispered to Arnold.

“Please hide and don't come out until I call for you, please.” Leann whispered. “Please.”

“Okay.” Arnold said and moved behind a potted plant and sat down in one of the chairs. He was almost completely hidden, so he moved the plant a bit and it obscured him completely.

Leann nodded and walked back over to the door, then turned towards the registration desk. “TODD!”

A tall man and a tall woman with short red hair turned towards her shrill cry.

“Leann!” Todd gasped.

“What are you doing here?” Leann asked and walked over to them. “Not that I really need to ask.”

“Ah... this... it's not what it looks like. She's... ah... my aunt!” Todd said.

“WHAT?!?” Both the woman and Leann yelled at the same time.

Todd winced at the surprise and venom in their voices.

The woman stood up to her full height as she straightened her back. “I will have everyone know...” She said, anger on her face. “...I am not your aunt... and I am NOWHERE near old enough to be!”

Todd's face fell at her words. He knew he had screwed up majorly. Not only had be been caught, now both of them were angry at him for such a blatant and reputation damaging lie.

“Is this what all of our fights have been for?” Leann asked. “This is you going out with the guys?”

“ExCUSE me?” The woman spat at Todd. “I'm an excuse?” She asked him and looked at Leann. “I assume you're his girlfriend like I am, that he's been too busy sometimes to see?”

“Worse. Like I said, we fight occasionally and he ditches me for a few days to hang with the guys to cool off, then he comes back and apologizes.” Leann said, her face also angry.

Both women turned to Todd and glared at him.

“It seems you have some explaining to do.” The woman said, a little more calmly. She had to agree with the really short woman that did have it worse, since Leann had to fight with him to have Todd leave and all the tall woman suffered was being brushed off occasionally.

Todd didn't really say anything, because there really wasn't anything he could say.

“Ask him if there's someone else.” A woman's voice asked from across the lobby.

Both Leann's and the tall woman's faces became furious.

“No!” Todd said and held his hands up. “It was just the two of you!”

“You do realize that's not a good thing to admit.” The tall woman said.

“Look, I didn't plan for this.” Todd said and both women growled at him. “I mean it.” He said. “Leann, you're great and cute and we have a lot of fun...”

“But.” Leann said for him, because she knew it was coming.

“My chest is getting sore from hugging you.” Todd said. “Sex is great, since we're laying down and your height isn't a problem.”

Leann blushed. “If you would bend over occasionally, you wouldn't jam my face into your chest!” She spat at him. “I hate it when you hug me and do that!”

Todd looked at the tall woman. “When we met, I was excited, because I could finally hold someone while standing up and it wasn't awkward...”

“But.” The tall woman said, also because she knew it was coming.

“When we have sex, it's... it's like... two bags of bones rattling together.” Todd said and the tall woman's face flushed to a deep red. “I have bruises and sore joints the next day and...”

“That's enough.” The tall woman said. “I thought... you understood.” She said as tears came to her eyes. “I was waiting for someone who would accept me, gangling limbs and all, only to find out that you're just like every other man I've dated and you can't see past my body.”

“That's not what I said!” Todd exclaimed.

“It's not what you said; but, it's what you meant.” The tall woman responded and used a tissue to dab at her face. “I never want to see you again, Mr. Masterson.”

“That goes for me, too.” Leann said. “If you can treat me like you have, just so you can run off and cheat on me without cheating on me, then heaven help any other girl you date!”

“You tell him!” The same woman from before said.

Todd looked at Leann and then at the tall woman, decided that silence was the better choice, and walked away. He left the lobby and it didn't occur to him to ask Leann how she had found him.

Leann looked at the tall woman. “I'm so embarrassed.” She said. “I'm sorry that you were caught up in all of this.”

The tall woman couldn't help but smile. “I was going to say the same thing to you.”

“Kiss her already!” A guy's voice said.

Leann and the tall woman blushed at his words, then smiled, then they laughed.

“I assume he always used a condom?” The tall woman asked.

“Yes, thank god.” Leann said. “Even though he said he hasn't... well...”

“It's so nice to have the reassurance that it's only us.” The tall woman said, then whispered. “Although, we should probably get tested, just in case.”

Leann nodded and turned her head to look at the side of the lobby. “Arnold.”

Arnold stood up from his hiding spot and walked over to them.

“What is he... oh.” The tall woman smiled. “A little payback, I assume.”

“Yes.” Arnold said before Leann could deny it. “We went for a walk in the park and now I'm going to make love to her.”

The tall woman smiled at the simple date. “I wish I had such uncomplicated relationships.” She said and held out a key. “This room is already paid for, so you might as well use it.”

“Okay.” Arnold said and looked at the room number, then looked at the clerk. “It has a big bed?”

“King size.” The clerk said and glanced at the tall woman.

“Okay.” Arnold said and put the key in his pocket, then he took the tall woman's hand.

Leann saw it and she was about to ask him what he was doing, then his other hand took hers.

“Let's go.” Arnold said and walked towards the elevator.

“W-wait!” Both Leann and the tall woman said at the same time as he pulled them along.

“No.” Arnold said and the other people in the lobby stared at them, the clerk included. “Hit the button.”

Leann and the tall woman looked at each other for several moments, then the tall woman reached out and pushed the button. Her face was a little red and she was pretty sure that she was going to back out of whatever this bold man proposed. At least, she thought she was.

The elevator opened and Arnold pulled them in. The tall woman didn't wait to be asked this time and hit the button for the fourth floor. The doors closed and they rode the elevator up to the fourth floor. It opened and Arnold led the two of them down the hallway until they came to the right door.

“Leann, the key is in my pocket.” Arnold said.

Leann opened her mouth to say that he could get it himself, then she realized that he was intentionally holding both of their hands and wasn't letting them go. That was a little flattering and a little pushy, and in her mind it was just the right combination to turn her on. She glanced at the tall woman and she was pretty sure she was going to back out of whatever Arnold proposed. At least, she thought she was.

Little did she know that she and the tall woman had nearly identical thoughts. Leann used her free hand and dug into his pants pocket. Her hand grazed something else in there and her face flushed red, then she managed to get the key out. She used it and opened the door, then Arnold led the two of them in. He let their hands go at the same time, plucked the key out her hand, then shut the door and locked it.

“Arnold...” Leann started to ask him what he thought he was doing and he gave her a kiss.

“Do you want me to deal with him?” Arnold asked.

Leann didn't have to ask what he meant. “N-no, I... I think just breaking up with him is enough.”

Arnold looked at the tall woman. “Do you want me to deal with him?”

The tall woman wasn't sure what to say. “Are... are you asking to... come to my rescue?” She asked. “Would you really do anything I wanted you to do to him for hurting me?”

“Yes.” Arnold said.

The tall woman looked at the sincerity in his eyes and she gave him a genuine smile. “I appreciate the gallant gesture, brave knight.” She said. “I must decline your very generous offer.”

Leann thought her comments were a little odd. “I know I don't have a right to ask, but... where do you work?”

“I'm the curator at the museum.” The tall woman said.

Leann took in a sharp breath. “You're Miss Miller?”

“Call me Francine, please.” The tall woman said. “I take your recognition as proof that Todd has talked about me in some capacity?”

“You're all he ever talks about.” Leann said and rolled her eyes, then she realized what she just said. “That bastard. He was talking about his other girlfriend right under my nose and I never caught on.”

Francine laughed. “Some people do say that love is blind.” She said. “I believe it's more appropriate to say that it lets you avoid and ignore the things you are actually seeing.”

Leann sighed and nodded. While they were talking, they hadn't noticed what Arnold was doing.

“This is a big bed.” Arnold said and the two of them turned to look and saw that he was naked.

“Oh, god.” Leann whispered and stared at his firm backside as he bent over to pull the blankets down.

Francine admired the sight and the manly bits dangling down that she had glimpsed.

Arnold turned around and both women gasped at his firmness. He walked over to them and took Leann's hand. “You first.”

Leann's mouth was open in shock and she didn't say anything as he led her over to the bed. She stood there, dumbfounded, as Arnold carefully undressed her. Before she knew it, she was on the bed and having the best sex she had ever had.

Ever! Ever! Ever! Leann's mind repeated, because it couldn't contemplate anything else as Arnold made love to her. He filled up and occupied both her mind and her body completely.

Francine was completely astonished at the sight. She had thought of leaving when it started, then her trained eye had caught sight of what he was doing and she watched Arnold work. His deft movements, his smooth execution, and his ability to wring out the cutest sounds out of the short girl he was with, had ensnared her just like a spider web did with a fly.

Oh, dear lord. Francine thought as he switched positions and the girl practically screamed her pleasure. I really, really want to be next.

She was.

*

Leann had come so much that she wasn't even sure where she was anymore. She also didn't care. What Arnold had done to her was beyond anything she had ever thought was possible. It shouldn't have been possible. He knew things about her body that she didn't know herself and he had played her like a violin and plucked every single string so many times that her entire body had become an erogenous zone for him.

Leann laid in the bed for an unknown amount of time. She didn't know, nor did she ask, how long it had been. Her mind was so full of the remnants of pleasure, she saw everything with a slight glowing shimmer. If she had blinked her eyes, she would have discovered it was her own moist eyes, though.

Leann turned her head and saw a very pretty woman's face beside hers. Her short red hair was matted and messy and her mouth was slightly open as she panted. Leann's eye moved to the source of the tall woman's pleasure and saw Arnold.

“I always thought you were handsome.” Leann said lazily. “Even when everyone thought you cheated, me included, I still liked you.”

“I know.” Arnold said and she gave him a big smile.

“Is that why you agreed to make love to me?” Leann asked, even though she didn't care if that was the reason. It happened and that was all that mattered to her at the moment.

“Yes.” Arnold said and then did something with his hips and his hands.

Suddenly, the redheaded woman's face was hovering over Leann's face and she stared up at it.

“Miss Miller.” Leann said when she finally recognized her. “Your hair is a mess.”

Francine almost laughed at her. “That's... because I... OHHHHH!” She moaned loudly as she came and leaned down to rest her head on Leann's ample chest. “Good... lord.” She panted. “He... he's not... stopping.”

“Not until he's done.” Leann said, because that was what Arnold had said to her.

What neither woman knew was that one of the things that Doris had taught Arnold was to contract the little muscle around the part that would let ejaculate escape. He could hold it in for as long as he needed to and make sure that the woman he was with had as much pleasure as she could take before he would finish, just like Doris told him to.

“You have... a nice chest.” Francine said to Leann and lifted her head just enough to place a kiss on one of her breasts. “Much... bigger than... mine.” She said and laid her head back down.

“Thanks.” Leann said and appreciated the compliment. “I'd love to have your legs.”

Francine smiled. “They're... being used... at the moment.”

Leann turned her head to look at Arnold, who was laying down beside her. Francine's legs were somehow up over his shoulders and he was kissing the inside of her thighs.

“I wouldn't mind... another set of lips... kissing me.” Francine said and blushed.

“Okay.” Leann said, to her surprise. She had tried kissing her friends and they had fun doing it, because it was playful and a little naughty. They never meant anything by it, though. When Francine lifted her head from her chest and Leann leaned in to kiss her, it felt totally different. She lifted her arms and wrapped them around Francine's neck automatically and kissed her like she would kiss a man. With tongue and everything.

A short time later, Leann had Francine's tongue buried deep between her legs and Arnold's manhood was in her mouth. It never crossed her mind that he had just had it inside another woman. All she cared about was paying him back for making her feel better than she had ever felt in her life.

A while later, Leann was kissing Francine's hairy coochie and she was surprised that it didn't turn her off like she thought it would. It was soft, and hot, and it tasted like Arnold. A second later, Arnold pushed himself inside of her from behind and she didn't bother trying to think about anything and she munched down on that tasty muffin like it was the best thing in the world.

An hour later, Leann laid under the blanket between a very tall redhead and a buzz-cut blonde man. She had no idea how her fun date with Arnold had turned into her very first threesome. Her mind went over the things they had done and she blushed hard. She had licked another woman. All over, too. She glanced at Arnold and had the same thought. She had licked him all over, too.

“Shh.” Francine whispered into her ear. “Don't panic.”

Leann turned to look at her. “But...”

“We just had the most exhilarating experience of our lives.” Francine said softly. “I've never done... well... anything with a woman before.” She admitted. “When you kissed me, though...”

“M-m-me?” Leann asked, her face a deep red as she blushed.

“I really liked it.” Francine said. “I never thought... well...” It was her turn to blush. “You're very cute.”

“Me?” Leann repeated. “But... you... you're so beautiful!” She said. “You're graceful and statuesque...”

“What was it Todd said? A bag of bones?” Francine asked with a sigh.

“I didn't feel any bones.” Arnold said and both women caught their breath and looked at him. “I felt your breasts, your ass, your thighs, and your vagina. A lot.”

“Y-yes, you did.” Francine said.

“If Todd felt your bones, then he wasn't doing it right.” Arnold said and sat up. “I need to shower and then I need to go.”

“Me, too.” Leann said as Arnold got up and went to the bathroom. “I told my sister I was going for a walk.” She smiled. “Over four hours ago.”

Francine laughed. “You took a nice long walk on the wild side tonight, that's for sure.”

Leann wasn't sure what to say to that. It was definitely a wild time.

“You know, I was thinking.” Francine said. “I wouldn't mind seeing you again.”

“Wh-what?” Leann looked at her with wide eyes.

“No, no. Not like this.” Francine chuckled. “Although this was a very wonderful time, I think we would both be spoiled if it happened too many times.” She said. “I meant going out for coffee or something. It seems we have a lot more in common than either of us thought earlier tonight.”

Leann was once again unsure how to respond to that. Luckily, Arnold came out of the bathroom with a towel and was drying himself off, so she hopped out of bed and went into the bathroom to shower.

“I might have scared her a little.” Francine said.

“Just kiss her when she least expects it and ask her out again.” Arnold said and pulled on his underwear. “She'll say yes.”

Francine gave him an appraising look. “You're very observant, aren't you?”

“Yes.” Arnold said and finished getting dressed.

“Have you visited the museum before?” Francine asked.

“I licked my ex-girlfriend's vagina in the Egypt exhibit.” Arnold said.

Francine laughed. “That's one use I hadn't expected for the ancient dead to be a part of.”

“What's funny?” Leann asked as she came out of the bathroom in a towel.

“Arnold went down on his ex-girlfriend in the Valley of the Kings exhibit.” Francine said.

Leann laughed. “I thought the wildlife exhibit would be used for that!”

“It is.” Francine said and stood up, completely naked. “I have regular security patrols to scare people away.”

“You should put up a 'no fornicating' sign at the entrance.” Leann said with a smile.

Francine walked towards the bathroom. “People would stop visiting if I did that.”

When the bathroom door closed, Leann let out a sigh. “What a night this was.”

Arnold walked over to her and opened up her towel. Leann didn't react, because she fully expected him to grab her breasts or suckle them, or even whip out his wonderful penis to ravage her again, and she was perfectly fine with that.

Leann never expected him to finish drying her off, dry her hair, and then help her get dressed. She stared at him the entire time and not once did he leer at her, grope her, or even imply that anything was going to happen. It had stunned her almost as much as having a threesome did. Almost.

“Arnold.” Leann whispered when she was fully dressed. “Thank you.”

“I would ride the bus home with you; but, we're going on two different lines.” Arnold said.

“You can cross link at Alexander Street.” Francine said as she came out of the bathroom. “All of the city bus lines have a stop there.”

“How do you know that?” Leann asked.

“It's part of my job to know the traffic patterns of public transit. I can easily predict how many people we can safely move through the museum in a given day, depending on the bus routes and how they change them, which also depends on the amount of people using them in certain areas.”

“Like here in the downtown area where the museum is.” Leann said and Francine nodded.

“We need to go.” Arnold said.

“Right.” Leann said to him and turned to Francine. “Despite how it started out, it was nice meeting you.”

“Likewise.” Francine said and glanced at Arnold, who nodded. She stepped forward and bent down to take Leann into her arms, much to Leann's surprise, then she kissed her. They stayed that way for several moments, then Francine reluctantly broke the kiss.

Leann stared at the tall woman with her mouth open.

“If you're not busy, please come to the museum tomorrow and I'll give you the full tour.” Francine said.

“O-okay.” Leann mumbled, her face red.

“So cute.” Francine said and gave her another quick kiss. “Goodnight.”

“G-g-goodnight.” Leann said.