“Please make yourselves at home,” Moana said when we were inside. Around the room were chairs in the forms of naked women. The legs bent to sit on and the back cushions their breasts.  

“Can we leave?” I mumbled to Tabi on my shoulder. 

“We could,” she whispered back. “But you already have a quest. Get the reward and finish up your final vacation day.”

“Yeah, yeah,” I said sitting in one of the chairs. It was rather comfortable, but everywhere I looked was sex incarnate. The walls were covered in paintings of nude men and women. The floor had tiles that looked distinctly like nipples. Even the lights were long legs like a certain present from a Christmas Story. 

“Welcome everyone,” Moana said. “Below your chairs you will find boxes with clothing. Please put them on as the entire factory is sterilized regularly.” The others too excited to be there, they pulled out the boxes to reveal white clothing swimsuits. Far from sanitary they disrobed to the buff and put them on. 

“Thanks for the invite,” Lisa said as she turned her back to me. One of the few not accustomed to stares I could feel her haki blush. “I was hoping to go, but I wasn’t so lucky.”

“Oh yah? Didn’t fill the last few days with sex?” I asked. I was surprised when her haki hinted she was far too shy to partake like all the others. Rather than answer she turned back to me. 

“What about you? Where have you been?” She asked, her face red. I took off my shirt to reveal my thick chest and chiseled abs. Her eyes widening it took her a while to look back up to my eyes. I wasn’t ashamed to see I enjoyed the stare. In fact most everyone did. Though there were other men in the group, I was the most well built. “Jeez, who knew farming could do that to you?”

“Uhh yeah,” I said as Moana walked over. 

In her hand were papers. She handed them to each of us as she spoke. “As you all have experienced over the last few days, we make the best sex toys in the world. Supplying even the closeted Meritocrates.” Old me from this world cringed. He knew it wasn’t good to talk about the king from the mainland like that, but she continued on. “Everything you see here is confidential. These are NDAs, so if you wish to proceed you will need to sign them.”  

People readily signed them. I scanned the document, and like the original source the last part was too small to read. I signed anyway, far stronger than anyone in this world had a right to be, I wasn’t worried about some sex shop. 

“Good, lets start with the introductions,” Moana said. She focused on me first. “You, my nearly late addition.” So close, she really was gorgeous. I struggled to not look at her cleavage as I spoke. My eyes wandered around the place trying not to focus on anyone. 

“I’m uh Weston Walker. I uh…kind of got lost. So this is the first city I’ve been to.”

“Really?” She asked, her voice excited as her purple lips split into a grin. “I was wondering why you don’t look familiar. I try to meet all the visitors, but you must have been missed. And who is your companion?”

“I’m Lisa Pail,” the blonde said excitedly. “I’m a um fan of your work.”

“As all are,” Moana said. She moved down the line to two twins. 

“I’m Lyle Pepper. This is my identical twin brother Patrick.” And the line moved down. The two brothers were average, no six pack, they were more than a little excited to be there. Both openly showing off erections in the tight white speedos we were given. 

“Marcus and my girlfriend, Penelope Shrimp,” a larger man said. They both were around 300 lbs. Not that largest I had seen there, but they must have had money on the mainland. Food was rather expensive in our dystopian home. 

“Veronica and my husband Orion Stream,” she said. The woman was gorgeous. Showing off her own abs you could count every rib. Obviously having had some word done her breasts were rather large, but I could see some scarring on the side. Her boyfriend was the most muscular man there after me. Lean muscle all over him he looked like an Olympic athlete. 

Last were two friends named Jonah and Jeremy. With the introductions we were escorted out of the main hall. Everything looked rather normal. Brought into office areas there was no one else inside. Most likely the people of the island worked there but had been given the day off. Lines of empty cubicles all around us I was rather lost as Moana talked about her history. 

Since I wasn’t staying long I didn’t pay too much attention. She was open about her hate for the king. He apparently had no love for her because she continued to ship in weird sex toys into his country and the surrounding islands. I was pretty sure there was some sort of prude versus hippie theme going on. Either way I was out of it. 

Moana dropped the documents off in her office. Everyone talking around me about the different sex toys they had tried. I busied myself reading the titles of books. Each one was some weird romance story. With titles like A Night with a Knight, A Venutian on Mars, all of them hinting at some sex orgy. I even found oddly specific ones like, I’m the only female guard in an all male prison. Confident that Moana was some open sex addict, the tour started up again. 

Which led to the first oddity. A boat inside the factory. Floating on its own stream I wasn’t overly surprised when Moana admitted, “This is my Lube River. I find the most viscous lubrication must mix and flow like natural water.” We got on the boat and the ship headed into a large room that was basically a park. 

The greenery inside the park was of course sex themed. Large trees with canopies in the shape of breasts, weird dildos were growing out of the grass and wiggling around, each and every oddity making me roll my eyes more. 

“And of course the Pixie Minxies,” Moana said, pointing to who I guessed. This world’s version of Oompa Loompas. Rather than dwarf men, they were all women. With blue skin they were about three feet tall and had long blue hair. They were of course naked as they pulled the grown dildos out of the ground. 

“What’s a Pixie Minxie?” Someone asked, leaning over the edge of the boat. 

“Why they’re…” And it continued on. Some twisted version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory there were weird sex toys, and everyone in the group was unable to hold themselves back. Each toy had some hidden desire of their own, they couldn’t stop from wanting to try the experimental toys. 

First was the sex food. Able to induce intense pleasure I tried one and it made me cum. Where I was embarrassed by it, the overweight couple couldn’t help themselves but scarf it down. Orgasming all the while. Which led to our first retreat led by the little pixies as they rolled the couple out. 

Pixie Minxie - he-he-he-he we should have known this wouldn’t take long. 

Pixie Minxie - he-he-he-he its time to conduct our very first song

What do you get when you can’t sate your stom-ach, shoveling in food until your catatonic

Who do you blame when your belly gets fat- 

But to my surprise Moana interrupted their song and dance routine. “Alright! Alright stop. I don’t want another ethics violation cus you’re commenting on people’s weight. Stick to other stuff, alright.” The Pixies dutifully ran off and Moana turned back to us. “Sorry about that, the Pixie’s are descended down from an ancient group of sirens. They like to sing about everything. Just try to listen to me before you touch anything. Again, all of this is experimental. Carry on.” 

But no one listened to her. Each one treating the next big thing as a secret wish, and Moana acted as the twisted genie, proving that not all wishes are what they were cracked up to be. The next shown off sex toy was this tentacled dildo The very sexy Veronica Stream wanted to try it. The thing of course acted like some perverted tentacle monster called Tentat. This time the Pixie’s were able to finish their song as they beat back the tentacles and we were escorted away. 

Pixie Minxie - he-he-he-he I’ve got another slut for thee. 

Pixie Minie - he-he-he-he you’ll understand why you must stay away from she. 

What do you get when all you care about is size, shoving toys in like McDonald’s french fries.

I can’t help but want to scoff, watching you struggle to get yourself off

What were you at, when you grabbed Tentat

Who do you think wants to stick it in that?  

Pixie Minxie - he-he-he-he

If you’re not horny you shouldn’t say oui

To every swinging member that happens to cross thee

If you learn self-control, you can close your hole

It might even help cleanse your soul. 

Like that Pixie Minxie - he-he-he-he

Her husband decided to stay with the group, hoping to earn citizenship for he and his wife. And it wasn’t long until someone else was succumbing to the temptations. Next was a weird costume area. Moana was showing off new costumes that actually helped you roleplay. Then the twins were grabbing the outfits. Which just so happened to be horse gear. 

They then had their minds overridden, and they were only able to act like horses. Unfortunately factories weren’t built for horses. They panicked and began galloping around. The Pixie’s singing as they chased after them. I could have helped, but I wasn’t too interested in being near the horse boys. 

Pixie Minxie - he-he-he-he I’ve got a weird one struggling now. 

Pixie Minxie - he-he-he-he Trying to act like today’s prize cow 

What do you get when you act equine, dressing yourself up all of the time

Who do you blame when you act like a cat, I can’t help but want to brandish my bat 

One of the Pixie’s showed off her bat and swung it at one of them. Making the boy neigh and run away. 

Accusing the kids is just passing the blame

Pinxie Minxie - he-he-he-he 

You should learn to st-a-a-ay course

Rather than trotting around like some sort of horse. 

Like the Pinxie Mixie he-he-he-he

After they were chased off I grew a little bored with the songs. But Moana wasn’t done showing off all the other experimental sex toys she had. Next was a sex robot that one of the guys went for. But the robot caused an electrical shock on his dick since Moana hadn’t worked out all the kinks yet. Commencing another song, this one focused on maybe not relying on technology to get off. 

Next was a clear serum that turned people invisible. One of the other male perverts chose that. But to his surprise it wasn’t quite perfect. Since his eyelids were invisible he couldn’t blink or shut them without seeing everything. Moana hinted about him going mad if he didn’t get fixed, and the guy was escorted away. All the while the Pixie’s singing about what a pervert he was, and probably a cuck to boot. 

The final boss was virtual reality. The husband, Orion, fell for that one. He came so much from the virtual reality his dick nearly exploded. The Pixie’s escorting him out sang about keeping this sort of act in person rather than online. 

By the end I was rather tired. Lisa and I the only people to make it to the end, Moana announced, “One final step. I wish to take you both out to dinner before you are approved to become citizens.” Though I wasn’t confident I wanted to be, Lisa and my relationship had grown. I could tell she was a virgin too and we had stayed back, watching everyone else throw themselves at the toys. I thought maybe I really was meant to lose my virginity, and Tabi had wandered off a while ago, confident I would do so as well. 

“Uh sure,” Lisa said and we were escorted to a candlelit table. Three chairs set up, the Pixie’s acted as waitresses as a large meal was given to us. Moana talked about her past. Hinting at some history with the king. Lisa and I talked about our youths. My haki sensing both of them I was honestly a little disappointed I wouldn’t get to own the sex factory like in Willy Wonka. 

Either way I got to know Moana pretty well over our day together. I was fairly certain she was more than a little repressed. Lisa helped paint her as some recluse, which was code for closeted lesbian, since gays were ostracized in this world.

But the night ended without incident, well as long as you don’t count a section of the factory exploding. Then I came to the real drama of the world. Moana was at war with the king. Something that Lisa knew all about because she followed the narrative I was supposed to be on. 

Having heard whispers during her time on the island, the king attacking was imminent. Flying in troops, the invasion began. Which afforded me a new quest. 

Surprised by the amount of rewards, I set about it. Showing off my super powers I began knocking the invaders out one by one. Though the world was mostly modern, there were no guns. I fought with my Soulsword and trusty tailed beast, pushing the Blassian troops to retreat. It took the rest of my vacation time, and as I was wrapping up it finally ended. 

But Moana and Lisa were both so grateful and turned on by my show of strength, I lost my virginity in a threesome. 

Very very awkward at first I learned slowly what Tabi had meant about talking to people’s bodies. It took a few tries, but I was eventually able to make both women cum hard and often. Almost short circuiting them as I was able to make their orgasms stronger and louder. With that I learned that either my own strength or Viltrumite physiology allowed me to have an insurmountable sex drive. Able to go again and again I spent a whole day with the two women, which turned into more women as others showed up for work at the factory and wanted to join. 

A giant orgy with me at the middle I ended my break with losing my virginity, and slowly becoming someone I knew I could be. The hero. 

—

I came out of the Kink World with a smile on my face. My balls rather empty I whistled as I stepped out into the hall and then the main Comic Room. Three green lights over the doors in front of me I made a move but stopped as I thought of my most recent rewards. 

I received a Crystal Clear skill for losing my virginity. Apparently it had to do with the mind, causing Dual Processing to get an asterisk beside it. I guessed it made my thoughts more clear. But the other rewards were something I wanted to dig into before I attempted a new world. Tabi surmised that I received so many at once for skipping other drama that I would have probably ran into in the world. 

The first reward was a Bonus Upgrade, I had received one for getting the Golden Fleece in DC world, but now I had two. I tried to use it on Medium Panacea, but the bonus needed a higher quality upgrade. Instead I used it on Cerebral Fortitude making it Cerebral Fortitude+.

Then I tried the Weakness Upgrade. Tabi had told me this was new, oftentimes we got Weakness Eliminators. I brought this up and a screen filled with resistances appeared. From Light Resistance to Fire Resistances a range of resistances were available to me. I ended up choosing Curse Resistance, since I was apparently under a curse. Minor Curse Resistance then appeared on my bonuses. 

Last was an item called a Bonus Combination. Tabi had said that was new as well. I used it and my bonuses were listed out. I was able to choose two or more to combine them. I ended up using Dark magic and curse resistance, granting me Death Magic Resistance. Which sounded pretty useful in my book. 

My rewards finally done. I looked around the room. 8 Doors still not closed, Tabi had been pushing me to go back to DC since I was plenty strong, but to be honest I didn’t want to. I was rather enjoying this new start. Figuring myself out without the drama that Tabi hinted at. I considered opening a new door since I had enough keys, but I didn’t want to be weighed down with the memories of those other Westons. 

“Just for a little bit,” I said at the DC Door and turned away. I eyed Invincible, but I knew enough of that story not to want to deal with that. My eyes landed on Marvel. Tabi had said I was abandoned on the Shi’ar world. I thought it would be a good time to start anew. Learn my powers more, and dig into everything I had been up to in that world. 

“I mean, how bad could it be?” I asked as I stepped inside the door.