May Hess. Forever frozen at 18, but always looking like I'm 12. Hooray to never aging! Not....

I could already feel my eyeballs roll out of its socket from the amount of lame vampire jokes and "facts" I've heard over the years.

Allergic to garlic? Myth
Can only live off of human blood? Myth
Night creatures? Myth
Stone hard bodies? Myth
Super irresistible? Only if you're not me.

Apparently, I wasn't good enough for the sexy vampire club, but my brother Miles, oh he definitely flaunted it.

Not like he needed it to begin with. Lucky bastard got all the good Genes from our parents.

Now if only being a vampire brought something good with it, I might drop my charming attitude and actually make some friends.