Things had never been the same since that day, when everything came crashing down. My wife didn't talk to me anymore, I had cut off all contact with my friends, and the days spent brooding meant work kept piling up.

I was desperate—no, I had already given up. I knew everything was beyond saving.

Then–

[You have been selected to acquire the Playboy System!]

[Mission 1—Divorce your wife.
Reward: Access to the Shop, 50 points]

"Oh, hell nah!"

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Hello there, author here. Feel free to skip this and go straight to the story; it's just me rambling on a bit.

As an avid reader of webnovels and somewhat experienced writer—even if most of my creations have never, and most likely will never, see the light—I can at least assure you that my grammar and prose won't detract from the reading experience, perhaps even bolstering it, but not having an editor nor Grammarly means some stupid mistakes will sometimes make it to the published chapters. Thus, I would greatly appreciate reader feedback on wobbly sentence structures, unclear passages or dumb typos.

Unfortunately, all I can give as compensation are virtual cookies, but I dearly hope some heroic souls will step forth in my aid nonetheless.

By the way, what do you think about the cover I made in paint? Was the pure cringe it radiated what drew you in? Or the bright colors? Because it definitely wasn't the quality. Oh well, that's what you get when you can't draw for shit, are broke and don't feel like stealing other artists' blood, sweat and tears.

Also, about the content warnings. I put ‘strong language’ just in case, so don’t expect the story to be riddled with curses and cussing; I just wanted to make it as realistic as possible (bar the LitRPG parts, of course) and adults swear sometimes.

For ‘gore’… there’s none written as of yet, 25k words in, but there *will* be fights in the future, and they’ll be bloody. There’s also one particular scene that… yeah. I’ll give a warning before it for squeamish readers to skip it.

So, that leaves us with ‘sexual content’. This is... not a particularly smutty story, but it *is* mainly a romance, between grown adults, and I didn't feel like making 'fade to black' scenes, so...

Chapters which have some inappropriate or sexual elements, like nudity or masturbation, will be marked with a "*", and ones featuring actual sex or something equally NSFW will be marked with "**".

Oh, also also, this is a purely fictional work and all that, so... how did that go again? Ah yeah, any resemblance to real places, people alive or dead, brands or... events? Am I missing something? Eh. Anyway, any similarity is purely coincidental and all that jizz. (Who even believes that, anyways?)

Anyway, that's all from me.

Plus1 out.