Yet again, Yuna found herself inside Tsunade's office, but this time, instead of glaring at Yuna, Tsunade massaged her head with a hand, covered in green healing chakra, making Yuna chuckle in amusement.
"Mito's soul went back to the Pure Land like two days ago, Tsunade; why are you returning to your old habits already?"
Tsunade threw a death glare at Yuna before she continued massaging her head.
"And whose fault do you think that is? I hope you are not even trying to pretend that you have nothing to do with all those alcohol bottles you gave me literally trying to tempt me to drink them."
Yuna pondered on Tsunade's words before nodding in acknowledgment.
"Very well. I am willing to admit that I'm about 25% at fault. The rest is on you for actually getting tempted."
Tsunade felt like she was just hit by lightning when Yuna actually admitted to being partially at fault. However, a short moment later, she realized that even if that were the case, there would be no consequences anyway, which was probably why she didn't mind admitting to it.
No matter how Tsunade looked at it, she couldn't blame Yuna for her getting drunk at her own home.
Tsunade shook her head to get rid of her idle thoughts and put a serious expression on her face.
"Anyway, let's get to the meat of the matter. Be honest with me, Yuna, did you..."
Before Tsunade finished speaking, the term "Be honest with me, Yuna" echoed through her head, again and again, making her realize how absurd it was.
She started massaging her temples again to counter her incoming headache as a tired sigh escaped her mouth.
"*Sigh* Let me rephrase that. Please answer me as reasonably as your twisted mind allows you to."
Yuna couldn't help but laugh out loud when she heard Tsunade's phrasing before giving her a thumbs up.
"Well said. I approve of that phrasing. Ask away, and I will see what I can do."
Tsunade's eyebrow twitched in irritation as Yuna interpreted yet another insult as a compliment. Still, after over three years of dealing with Yuna, that didn't phase her too much anymore, so she simply continued speaking.
"Anyway, as you might or might not know, a new batch of students is about to finish the shinobi academy, and one of them, a civilian born, suddenly started surpassing all of his peers throughout the last few months, despite being rather average for the whole time."
Yuna patiently waited for Tsunade to finish, and as soon as she stopped speaking, Yuna looked at her weirdly.
"So? What am I supposed to do with that information? Do you want me to give him a stern talking to for the audacity of surpassing the children of prominent clans? In fact, I'm pretty sure that some Uzumakis are in that class as well. Or maybe... you want to give me another genin team?"
Tsunade shuddered at the mere thought of having even more people tainted by Yuna running through Konoha and quickly shook her head in denial to both of her guesses.
"I think you know full well that I don't care about the so-called prominent clans. Besides that, the only clans who still care about that are the Hyuuga clan, which currently has different problems to solve than one of their younger generation not getting the top spot, and the Inuzuka clan, whose male children tend to compete for the position of class leader. Well, usually, their... mental capacity... needs some working on, making it rather unlikely for them to become the de-facto class leader."
Yuna thought about the attitude some Inuzuka clan members had and nodded her head in agreement. They certainly were good at tracking, but their one-track mind made them unfit to take on a leading position, which they usually only realize after they have grown up some more.
"Anyway, I obviously don't want to put another set of genin under you. I already have enough problems and would rather not increase them any further. No, what I originally wanted to ask is whether you henged into that civilian to have some fun and crush the confidence of the clan children out of your own amusement."
Pin-drop silence covered the room as Yuna gave Tsunade a weirded-out look.
"Okay, I admit that that would be pretty hilarious, but it seems you have overseen a rather daring issue in your theory: There is no way I'm willing to endure the boredom that is the shinobi academy again just to play a little prank on a bunch of random children I don't care about."
Tsunade nodded in acknowledgment when she heard Yuna's words. Frankly, she already suspected that it wasn't Yuna, but whenever something weird happened in Konoha, Tsunade's mind immediately assumed that Yuna was involved in it somehow.
"Yeah, I expected that, but I would still like to know why he suddenly started becoming stronger at such a fast rate."
"Well, he either held back from the start, or he got himself a pocket grandpa."
"What in the world is a pocket grandpa?"
"Err... Forget about that one. On a side note, what's his name."
Tsunade gave Yuna a confused look before rifling through a few documents to get the name and origins of the person they were talking about.
"Well, his name is Inari, and he is the grandson of a somewhat influential merchant called Tazuna from the Land of Waves."
Somehow, that name sounded somewhat familiar to Yuna, so after contemplating about it for a short moment, the vague image of a young boy with an oversized striped hat appeared in her mind.
"So it was actually a pocket grandma, huh?"
"Sorry, what was that?"
Tsunade heard Yuna murmuring about something but couldn't hear it clearly.
"Well, you don't have to worry about him, Tsunade. I can guarantee you that he was simply holding back the whole time."
"O-Okay? And why would you think so?"
"Well, because I met him almost four years ago and told him to do so. He wanted to get stronger, so I designed him a training plan, and since I didn't know when I could get rid of Danzo, I told him not to reveal his strength too early."
Naturally, Tsunade was dumbfounded by Yuna's words.
"Are you telling me that a random civilian was capable of surpassing the children from Konoha's prominent clans simply because you gave him a training plan?"
"Well, obviously. Who do you think I am?"
A groan escaped Tsunade as the all too familiar Yuna-headache made a return, causing Tsunade to massage her temples again.
"Could you for once do something that is not absurd? Only once!?"
"Sorry, no promises. On a side note, I improved the spying mechanism on the Akatsuki ring to make it possible to listen to them even when they aren't in a meeting. Are you interested?"
*Groan*
continued massing her head.
massaging
gave me, literally trying
no comma
No matter how Tsunade looked at it, she couldn't blame Yuna for her
getting drunk at her own home.
Why is this split between two rows?
Tsunade nodded her acknowledgment
nodded in acknowledgement
but I still would like to
would still like to
at such a strong pace.
such a fast rate
"Could you once do something that is not absurd?
Could you for once do something
I really wonder why these things are giving her headaches. It's not like making someone strong and improving their spying devices are bad things. She should be happy about this, after all, for once it's not a prank!
What's next? Tsunade gets happy that someone invented a miraculous pill that helps with headaches way better than any medicine or jutsu ever could and then discovers it's Yuna who invented it? I wanna see how she reacts to that...
I wonder if a well thought seal could do the same ?
Would she have to ask Yuna-sama if she wanted to have it ? (Third maid ? Provisory harem member ? )
I would really like to see Inari in Yuna's care as a senseï... How dis he change sinse ? What will hapen to him ? (Friend and host for a turtle ?)
Does the new spies functions include tracking ? (Imagines Pain face if his secret attack leads him to Konoha, to found a "Welcome to Konoha, Pain please enjoy our local products"
And as always, thanks, you know.
@Xuan-Wu said welcoming message delivered to him with a pie.
Normally delivered, just a pie with a note.
No tricks attached.
I bet he works freak out.
@Drejzer @ARFitS Just thought of something. Inari became OP with a training program.
Will Yuna start a special program for the futur academie students ? (Welcome to perv-academy)
Will Onoki have a stroke ?
@ARFitS those things are giving her headaches because she's either thinking too far into them or realising her thought process wasn't enough to handle Yuna's level of crazy.
Plus she has to be getting a headache over the fact that Yuna keeps doing crazy things that she can't plan for, and that she can't punish Yuna in any way shape or form.
@Tunefullcobra @Drejzer
Will Yuna use the couch-mind-attack against Pain ? (Same as during Tayuya/Ukon+Sakon's argument ?)
She can even add a TV controler.
- trying to mute Pain's god-ramblings
-trying to fastforward to some more interesting part of the movie ?
@Xuan-Wu And it actually working?
@ARFitS Depends, will have to check with Maerry if Yuna can do that with seals.
(Some applied on in an array on the ground, the remote would have the control seal linked with a switch...)
Fastforward ans mute wouldn't be the only one used.
Cakes
Pies
No-friction
Augmented gravity
Quick-sand
Glue (on the ground)
Glue (projectile)
Feathers
Welcome banner
Fireworks
Musicband
Wig-application
Make-up application
Sneaze-powder
Itching powder
Weird masq application
Clothes-removal
Clothes-changes
Crow-Kushihose-no-jutsu (invocation) for when you need one of them to pass behind you, when your opponent say something stupid.
Applause noise
Audiance laughing
Audiance booing
Audiance cheering
Advertisment application (to launch a commercial break, a cliffanger, a brief of what happened until now, a resume, to annonce a possible stupid list of Pain next actions...)
Create three guys in proctors clothes that would each show a note with the score they are giving you for an action.
Two clones of Yuna and Naruto, doing live commentaries. (With headsets or deasks standing mics ?)
A big panel showing each team's score ? (Local/Konoha vs visitors/Akatsuki), possible with the contestants of each match.
Possibilities are endless you know
@Xuan-Wu Just put all of this together and Akatsuki will know Pain...
@ARFitS Don't know why, I have Avengers 1 Hulk vs Loki on the top of the Stark tower in mind...
"Puny god"...
Could happen. Except for the green color, of course, you know
There are issues with someone having the ability to turn randos into powerful warriors from the perspective of a leader. She destabilizes balance of power between civilians and bloodline buffed warrior caste, she might be seen as threat by other powers, should this info get out, causing them to attack Konoha before they turn every single damn civilian into high-genin or whatever etc. There are legitimate issues with Yuna having this skill