So adorable! I thought, staring at a loli as I crossed the street. For as long as I can remember now, I wished to be a loli. Why? Because they’re cute! I could get away with so much if I was cute! And, apparently, I stared for too long and didn’t pay attention to where I was going. Thus, the horn of a truck was the last thing I heard before my death.
[Congratulations! You are our 10’000’000th visitor due to death by a truck!]
A white tab with red letters appears before my eyes.
[You’ve won a prize!]
“Ooh, really? What did I win!?”
[Click OK to claim your prize before it expires!]
[OK]
I immediately click “OK”.
[Thank you for agreeing to claim your prize!]
[Just fill out this survey!]
“Aw, shucks! It’s one of those scams, isn’t it?”
[Question 1. What do you want to reincarnate as?]
“Alright! Sure! I want to be an adorable blue-haired loli—wait! Can I choose my appearance?”
[Sure!]
[Redirecting to our Sponsor!]
A new tab appears. Some kind of site called ‘Laifu Wabs’. Finding the perfect look for me took only a couple of steps, so I can’t complain and close that tab. Immediately the previous white tab with red letters pops right back up.
[Question 2. How strong do you want to be?]
“Broken-strong! Flat out overpowered! Any skills, spells and/or magic I could wish for are at my disposal! Oh, and make it with a game-like system, so that it’s easier for me to understand and control! I’ve lived a boring life, so now I want to have some fun!”
[Question 3. What will your name be?]
“Well, I’m sure as hell not using my name! Hm, let me see… Oh, I know! Lilith!”
[Question 4. What type of world do you want to reincarnate in?]
“Any will do as long as I’m overpowered in that world! You can pluck me in a generic Isekai for all I care! But there have to be plenty of pretty girls, magic, and swords!”
[Survey Complete!]
[Enjoy your life as an OP Loli!]
Everything goes black. Then I open my eyes. I’m standing in front of a crystal-blue lake in a green mountain valley. The lake is the size of a football field. The mountains are covered with pine trees. At the very tips of the mountains, I can see snow, though it is very warm where I’m standing. I walk up to the edge of the lake and look at my reflection.
“Hehe,” I chuckle. My old voice is gone. This is the voice of a young girl.
I extend my arm in front of me, palm facing outward at the lake and say “Freeze!”
Cold air flows from the palm of my hand, mixed with snow and ice. As it hits the surface of the lake, the water freezes and turns to ice. The ice rapidly expands deeper into the lake until it is completely frozen.
[Class unlocked - Elementalist]
[Spell unlocked!]
Skill name: | Freeze |
Level: | 1/20 |
Type: | Active |
Cost: | 50 MP |
Freeze any target for one minute. The target must have Magic Resistance below “100” to freeze. Magic Resistance below "10" results in death. |
Status | |
Name | Lilith |
Race | Human |
Class | Elementalist |
Health Points | 500/500 (+1/sec) |
Mana Points | 1000/1000 (+2/sec) |
Strength | 40 |
Dexterity | 60 |
Constitution | 50 |
Intelligence | 150 |
Willpower | 100 |
Physical Resistance | 80 |
Magical Resistance | 160 |
Love the premise, as long as she is op and uses it in fun and interesting ways, then you’ll have my readership for its entirety. All praise the author
I would appreciate it if the character got stronger as well. (Even more OP) But I agree with you any ways.
It would've been funnier if he died from getting hit by an FBI van
Oh damn, that's so right!
Neah if your going to go for a truck make is something ridiculous like a alien inter galactic space van that went off course in hyperspace ?
That status at the end didn't seem very "broken". In fact, it seems pretty normal, as far as statuses go.
I'm guessing others don't normally have any stats that reach two digits?
Maybe it isn't like immediate OPness, more like extreme growth in a short timespan kinda thing? I mean health and mana is going up per second so
@Bruhmius That's... probably the regeneration...
imagine going from mortally wounded to peak of health in 8 1/3 minutes...I mean if it was a game, it would be normal, but IRL, it's REALLY OP.
This was better than I thought. If this is satire then you have my attention.
OP loli. Me approves.
Who doesn't?
@BecauseIamBatman Me I doesn't. Never liked Instant OP MC or MC who Bulldoz everything and everyone after 5 chap.
PS: I read because LOLI and only because LOLI.
@Stonelight Yeah, usually I despise these types of stories, but decided to write it for fun to have something completely different.
Thank you for reading despite hating OP!
@YuujiEveryleaf No prob 'comedy' and LOLI are two thing I love so yeah I can read it if her opness is for the comedy undertone